第1章 人人都想得绝症

di1zhangrenrendouxiangdejuezheng

lirenmenkaishibiandemeiweiqilai,jinjinhaiyou22xiaoshi。

22xiaoshihou,shunzhiyuanweirentui,gongbaorending,jianrenpai,kaorenrou......guangshixiangyixiang,jiurangdajiakaishiliukoushuile。

ng,dangran,shengchicaishidazhongjieshouduzuigaodefangshi,bijing,meiyouduoshaorennengzaishicaidenongxiangli,jianchidengdaoshicaishutou。

cike,xinlanxingshang,mougewangrirenaodejiedaoshang,zhiyoulinglingsansandejigeluren。

wuyiliwai,tamendoudaizhelanbaixiangjiandeyicixingkouzhao。

buyaowuhui,bushirenmenbuganchumen,huozherendousiguanglezheizhongkepadeshiqing。

ng…dajiadoumangzhezaishineidegedaguangchangshanghuozheyaodianwai,paiduizhushe“chuai2hao”,zheizhongshiqing......kebujinjinzhishi“kepa”erzijiuzuyixingrongde。

zicongbannianqian,yizhongbianyideliuganbingduzaiquanqiukuosanhou,meigeyiduanshijianzonghuiyoujigeaizhenghuanzheshenshangdeaixibaoliqixiaoshi,jingguodaliangdeshiyanguanchabiaoming,zheizhongbingdu,zaitedingdeqingkuangxia,huizhudongtunshirentideaixibao,xiangyishengjunyiyangfanburenti,buduirentizaochengqitadesunhai。

“chuai”,yingyunersheng,zhizaojiandan,yuancailiaofengfu,bujinkeyiyizhiaizheng,haikeyitigaoshentisuzhi,shaobufenrenzhushehoujiakuaishangkouyuhe,yuhesudurouyankejian。jinguanyuanlimeigaoqingchu,xiaoguoyehaodaobukexue,dantoutouchangshiderenqueyijiuhenduo。

jiranbingdutunshiaixibaohaochuzheimeduo,neiganmaburenweicuishengaixibaoni?

jinjinlianggeyuehou,zaigeguoshuwancideshiyanshujuzhengminganquandeqingkuangxia,“chuai2hao”dansheng!

ruguoshuozhushe“chuai”derenshentijinjinzhishizengqiangdehua,neimezhushe“chuai2hao”derenjianzhijiushichaorenle,renmenzhushehoushentisuzhizengjiamingxian,qilijiabei,kangdajinenglizengqiang,yongyouchaojiziyunengliderenyeyuelaiyueduo,erqiezhongfuzhushexiaoguogenghao,jianxiaogengkuai!

henkuai,quanqiupuji,dadaoshizhibaiyidezhiyaogongsi,xiaodaotouzijishiwandezuofang,maliquankai。zhiyuezhushesududebushichanliang,ershipaiduideshijian。

新的时代即将来临?

“ba!ma!wozuihouzaishuoyici,wanjitianzaizhusheyelaideji,xianzaidajiadouzaidaochupaiduizhushe,liangzheimeda,dadaxiaoxiaoshenmegongsidechanpindouyou,sheizhidaoyoumeiyoushenmejiamaoweiliechanpin?zanmenganjinzhuandianqiancaishizhengjinde,suibiannongyigecanchemaimaihefanzaocan,zanmenjiadoudefacai。kuangqiesheiyouzhidao“chuai2hao”youshenmefuzuoyongmeiyou?zheidongxicongkaishiyanfadaoxianzaizonggongyecaibudaolianggeyue,anzhengchangliuchengdoubukenengkaishilinchuangshiyong,xianzaijiukaishiquanqiupujile,zhendehenmaoxiande。”yigegaozhongshengzhanzaimenkou,zhangkaishuangbeilanzhezijidefumu,burangtamenchumen。

“hei,nigexiaotuzaizi,zhongxieleshiba?zuowanshangnibuhaiyinweimeipaishangduijidetiaojiaoma,zanmenjialijiunizuizheji?shuiyijuejiukaishilanzhewomenle?weixian,youshenmeweixian?quanshijiedezhuanjiadoushishazi,jiunizuicongming?nicaidujitianshu?”fuqinxianranbeizijideerziqidebuqing,nushizheyanqianturanbiandeyouxiemoshengdeerzi。

“zhangwei,nizheimedagerenle,zenmejiuzheimebudongshini?zheikeshiwomentuolehaodadeguanxi,caiqiangdaodezhusheminge,yirenhaojibaini,cuoguozheigejihui,zanmenyijiarenzhendengguojiafade,guangdiyizhidoupaidaohoutianqule,dierzhiyoumeiyoudouhaibuzhidao!”muqinyeshiyoudianhentiebuchenggang,zheihaizipingshirenxingjiusuanle,zheiqianchedaoshangqiankuaidedongxiherenqing,kebunengsuizhetarenxing。

“ganjinshoushidongxigenzhewomenchumen,gebilaowangtouyijiazi,zhangzhejialiguanxi,wutianqianjiuzhusheguole,shenmewentidoumeiyou。qilizuzufanleyibei,xianchanggeleyidaosanlimidekouzi,shifenzhongbudao,liangebadoubusheng!niyoushenmehaobufangxinde?zailanzhe,laozifeideshoushiniyidun。”fuqinshuozhejiuchaoqileyipangdesaoba,haimiaolemiaozhangweide**......

haoduonianmeidaguole,youxieshouyang!

zhangweihurantanleyikouqi,shenqingmamudidingzhezijidefumuhaojimiao,zaifuqindesaobaluozaishenshangqian,fangxialeshuangbei。

sigexiaoshile,zhangweilingchenwudiancongchuangshangjingxingzhihou,tajiuyizhizaiyonggezhongfangshizulanquanzijidefumubuyaoquzhushe“chuai2hao”。dianhuoshaochufang,bajialifandeluanqibazao,mofangjinlexiaotou......

kukoupoxin,youpianyouquan!

yiqiedoumeiyong,“chuai2hao”deyouhuoli,yuanbuzhitadeshijigongxiaoneimexiao,chulebenlaijiuyoudezengqiangshentisuzhihezengqiangziyunengliyiwai,shenmegaoxueya,guanjieyan,shenzhishiywhezx,tongtongdounengzhi,fangfobaozhibaibing。

yaoyanmantianfei,jishiyirenkouzaizheiduanshijianquanyudejibing,gonglaoquandousuanzaile“chuai2hao”toushang。guanfangshenzhidouwufapiyao,bijingzhijinzhuanjiamendoumeigaoqingchuzheibingdushiruhetunshiaixibaobingfanburenleide。duanshijiannei,jirouliangbuzengjia,liliangfanyibei?ziyusudujiakuai1000shenzhi10000bei?

这不科学!

guizhidaozheidongxishibushizhendehaiyouweizhidegongneng?linchuangshiyanbijingtaishao,shijianyetaiduan。

jintianzhiqiandezhangweiyeshi“chuai2hao”dekuangrexintu,1mi4detongzhuowanguanlan,zuqiubeidebanhuaxiuxiongkousuidashi,nijiaotazenmelengjing?

tashenzhijidongdeliulebixue!

huoxushibeibaitianliudetaiduobixuehezhele,huoxushilinshuiqianzaiwaiwangfandaoleyixiekepade“chirenguaiwu”yaoyan,youhuoxumingmingzhongzhendeyoushenmeweizhidedongxi。

tazaizuowanzuoleyigehenzhanghenzhangdeemeng,yichangzhenshi,bujinnengganshoudaocongweiganshouguodejulietengtong,hainengkandaoyangguangxiakongqizhongpiaodangdechenai。

youzaicanzhiduanbeilijiejieguaixiaodeguairen,yeyouzaitaiyangxiazhanzheyidongbudonghunshenzhangcaodeguairen,haiyounengfenmianchujishijinxiaoguaiwudenanxingguairen。

kanqilaihaoxianghenzhengchangqueyouzaiyongdaguopengrendeputongren,haoxiangbuzhengchangqueyouzhanzairenqunzhongyangjieshoumobaidechouejuren。

echou,xianxue,wuzhuo,haojiao,siwang......

fangfoguolailejigeshijineimejiu,zhangweideemengzhongyujieshu,manshendahandeta,zhongyukonghuangleqilai,bujinjinshiyinweimenglijiandaodechangjing,yeyinweizijizaimenglisuozuodeshiqing。

keshimenglidedongxiliantazijidoushibanxinbanyi,youzenmezhiwangbierenxiangxinni?

“xing,wochuqubandianshi。”shuoba,zhangweibujifumulazhezijiyiqiquzhushedejihui,zhuantoupaoxianglewaimiandejiedao。

shoulihaiyouzhiqianzanxiadeyiqianduokuaiqian,zheiqianbuduo,maibulehaodeqiushenggongju,maishiwudehua,wanshanghuijiayebuhaojiaodai,zhangweijuedingzhaojialikaitezhongjinshudingzhichangdetongxue“liuhao”dingzuoyixiewuqi,zuihaoshizaizuoyixiefangju,dantazheidianqianbuyidinggou,fazhishehui,bierenyebuyidingjitazuo。

“yidingyaokaimena!”yilushang,zhangweikanzhejiedaoshangshidianjiuguandeqingkuang,meitoujinsuo,zheizhongdajiadoubugongzuo,sichuqupaiduizhushe“chuai2hao”deqingkuangyijingchixulehaojitianle,shenzhihaiyouyueyanyueliedejiashi。

“wei,liuhao,nijintianhaizaiqianghuoma?wozhaoniyoudianshi。”zhangweitaochufumutihuanxialaisongtadeershoushouji,juedingxiandagedianhuawenwen。

“hei,shiweigea,wozuotianjiumeiqiangle,xianzaijialitunlehaojishizhi,wojiaqingdeayitaxueguohuli,keyizaijializhushe,zugouwomenquanjiayongle,woxianzaizaijiaowaichangquni,zayang,niqiangdaolema?liqidaleduoshao?keyikuaisuziyulema?shibushiyexiangzhaowozuozhuangbei?quanshendehaishizhizuowuqi?”gangyijietong,dianhuaneitoujiuchuanlaileliuhaolianzhupaosidefawen,shengyinlvexianjidong,xianranbuqueqiandeta,zhengzaixingfenyuzijishentidejudabianhua。

zhangweidaoxiyikouliangqi:tazenmezhidaowoxiangzuowuqizhuangbei?ye?nandaohaiyouqitarengenwozuoletongyangdemengma?

“liuhao,niyezuoneizhongmenglema?nihaibangnaxierenzuoguowuqizhuangbei?”siliangleyixia,zhangweikaojiuleyixiayongci,lvexianjinshendihuiwendao,bingmeiyouhuidaliuhaodeqitawenti。

“neizhongmeng?hei,zhushezheiwanyierhainengzuomengde?meitingshuoguoya,wozheijitianzuodezhuangbeiduolequle,zhidaowojiazuozheixingdeshurenzheiliangtianjibendouwenguowo,sheimeigedaxiamengchaorenmengshenmede,youxiehaixiangzuodaili,buguokexi,xianzaizheidongxizaizanmendonghuaguobunengluanzuo,guandeyan,wozhigansixiazuoyidian。zanmenbandejiuyouxiaopang,banhua,lanqiuduideajieliangxiongdizaiwozheirendingzhiguo,daihuiertamenyinggaihuiyiqiguolaiqu,nishibuzhidao,banhuajuranzhaowozuolelianggeyibaiduojindedagangchui,neichangmianguangshixiangyixiawojiujuedezei**......”

liuhaodiediebuxiudishuolehaozhangyiduan,buguozaizhangweizaituicechubingfeisuoyourendouzuoleneigeguiyideemenghou,xunsusangshileliaoxiaqudexingqu。

“ke,daduanyixia,niyoubaojiadanma,fawoyige,wolushangxiankankan,daihuierdaonijiazailiao。”zhangweinaodailuanzaozaode,zuoyeemengdeyinyinghaizai,meiyoubanfagulvtaiduo。

“nidouguolaila?xing,baojiadanfaniweixinle,kanzaitongxuedefenshang,shangmiandebaojiatongtongzaidageqizhe,buguozheibaojiadankebuyaowaichuana,buranwojiahuiyouxiexiaomafan。”liuhaoyeshigegengzhiren,erhuabushuojiubalirunrangleyidaban,xiaobabingbaojiadanyeshihaobuyouyudijiaodaolezhangweishoushang,yebuqiguai,doushixiangshudetongxue,jichudexinrenheqingyihaishiyoude。

“haogui!jialidecaidaobushitingbianyidema?”zhangweikanzheweixinshangdebaojiabujinzashe,yidaduizhuanyemingcihecanshutagenbenkanbudong,buguoanliuhaodejieshao,tazheiyiqianduokuaideyusuan,ruguozhikaolvshashangliheshiyongxingdehua,yejiunengzuoyiba1mi2dedamageshiganggoutuidaoheyijutitaihejindedanshouhubei。

zhangweibuzhidaodeshi,anliuhaojiadezhizaogongyi,yongzheicailiaojitazuodongxi,zheijiagejibensuanshibanmaibansongle。cikezhengjiaojinnaozhixiangzhejiexialaizenmekanjia,daoshihouchulezhuangbeihainengshengdianqianmaidianqitadeshenmedongxi。

yeshiliuhaobudongjingshang,ranglelihaimeiluoxiarenqing,menwaihankebudongxingqing,rangzaiduolibierenyehuijuedeshizaizhaogunishengyi。

silvjian,zhangweiweilejieshengshijianyijinggenzhedaohangchaojindao,buxingdaoleyitiaolengqingpojiudexiaoxiangli,meibanfa,zheijitiangenbendabudaoche,haozaijuliyebusuantaiyuan,daoliuhaojiajinjiaodechangquzoujinludagaiyejiuyigebanxiaoshizuoyou。

xiangzibukuan,liangbiandelaoloufanghengao,guangxianbutaihao,zhangmanleqingtai,yiduizawushangshenzhihaiyouyijuxiaomaoxinxiandecanposhiti,zhengdidadidadiliuzhexue,kanyangzibeishenmedongxibaolisicheguo,xiangjilenvemaoshijian!

zhangweihuixiangqimenglidechangjing,ganjueshuangtuizhifaruan。

huran!jidibuzhimingdewenreyetiluozaihoujianshang,zhangweihedehunshenyidou,youxiejiangzhidizhuanguotouqu。

“gegegeda!”buzhidaoshenmeshihou,yigeshenseguaiyi,zuijiaodizhekoushuidefeipangnanrenzhengtuwudizhanzaizhangweibeihou,tiedehenjin,zuilihaifachuqiguaidedichenshengyin。

zhangweijianjiaoyisheng,beihedeliantuisanbu,meibawohaozhongxin,yi**zuozaidishang,zhanqishenxiangpaoquefaxiantuiluyijingbeizawuhefeipangnanrenfengsile。

suishouchaoqiyigenbuzhidaojiebujieshidemugun,yemeizhuyidaoshangmianhaiyoujigeshengxiudedingzi,yanjingjindingzhefeipangnanren,manlianxionghen。biaomianyifusuishizhunbeibaoqifanandeyangzi,shizehuangdeyipi!

“dabaitiandejiaoshenmejiao!nianjiqingqingdeshenshangliangeliuzidoumeiyou,dongbudonglimao?”feipangnanrendagaiyeshibeizhangweideguojifanyinghedaole,shensesuiranyijiuguaiyi,danhaodaihaishishuoderenhua。

“???”

baitianbunengjiao,nandaowanshangjiao?lianggemoshengrenyijianmianjiudikoushuidaoduifangshenshang,haixianqiduifangshenshangmeiyouliuzi,zheijiaonamenzidelimao?

zhangweihuanhuanqishen,meikongtucaoduifangdehulangzhici,zhijieyonggunziehenhendedingzaifeipangnanrenshenshang,yiyanbufa。xiangshirenhenhuabuduo,qishidanaojibenchuyubandangjizhuangtai,yebuzhidaoshuodianshenme。

guangkantixingzijijiubushiyanqianpangzideduishou,zijibuguoshige170cm,55kg,180mmdeputonggaozhongshengeryi,duifangqueshiyigemucetizhongzai160jinyishangdefeipangchengniannanren,haidagailvyijingqianghuaguoshentisuzhile。

“ninagunzidingzhe**ma?xiangdajiaa?youbing!”feipangnanzuishangfangzhehenhua,shentiqueshifenzirandizhuantouchaozhexiangziwaizouqu,shenzhihensongdezaizouleyiduanluhou,paoleqilai。

zicong“chuai2hao”mianshizhihou,sheidoumeifacongyigerendewaibiaojiandandituisuanchuyigerendaodiyouduoshaodezhandouli,yinweimeigerenzhushedeliangbutong,tizhibutong,shentisuzhiqianghuadeshuipingziranyegebutong,henxianran,zheipangzibuxiangmaozheigexian。

“tazenmezhidaowoshenshangmeiyouliuzide?ctjichengjingle?haiyouneihoulonglifachudeshengyin,jueduiyouwenti!”jianpangnanrenzouyuan,zhongyulengjinghoudezhangweihuixiangqigangcaideyimumu,yuexiangyuejuedeguaiyi。

“woyaowenwendexingfu,nengdidang…”silvjian,zhangweishouji**xiangqi,huangyiyankan,juranshizijilaobadaguolaide。