“huanzi，haihuizaijianma？qaq”
“huanzi，nidedianmeiyouwole，meiguanxi，niyaozijixingfu！”
“huanzi，meiyounidecaiwokezenmehuoa！(╥╯^╰╥)”
“huanzi，nidaiwozoubahuanzi！”
tijiaoruxueshenqingshuhou，hehuanzouzaiyuanyuexueyuankuankuoderenxingdaoshang，hehuannaohailishibushihuidangzhelaoshikemenbaodatuishideaiqiu。
yingshengshengbizhezijicongdianmiantuodaozhudedifang，5fenzhongdeluchenggaodezoule1geduoxiaoshi。
daoxianzaishuangjiaohaishiguanqiande。
zouzaizheikanbishanzhuangdeyuanyuexueyuan，hehuanbenjiusuantengshuangjiaocishiyouxiefazhan。
yuanyuexueyuanbizijixiangxiangdehaiyaoda，shanjiaoxiadexingzhengloudaobanshanyaodejiaoxuelouyuanyuanbushimanhuazhongshuodesangongli，zhishaoyeyaowugongliqibu。
“咻~”
“唰~”
“呜~”
yilushang，guanghuazengliangdehaochechuanliuerguo。
bushaoxizhuanggelv、huafuzaishendeshaoye**daizhebaobiaoguanjia，zhengzaiyixixuedemuguangfushizhehehuan。
weiyiyigexiuxiandabandehehuanchenglexiyoudongwu。
hehuanhuileyigexieni，budanghuishi。
搞笑。
二代坏事的还少吗？
jiuxiangneige**zui**nvrendeerzi，meizuoguoyitianlajiaojiang，shangweihouyuanliaosiyigenghuan，shengchanmoshipinkongxiaoshiwuzong，zuihougaodemeirenchi；
haiyoumoucaidaopaisuanpaiduanle，neijiagongsideerdaijuranxinshidandandishuo**renyongcaidaodefangshibudui，gengshibeipendaowuchuduozang。
yiqie，haishishouyijianzhenzhang。
zoulexujiu，hehuanzongsuandidakaochang，quetingdesizhouyipianaihao。
“a！！qiunimenle！！yiqianwanyehaoliangqianwanyehao，qianwanbuyaorangwodeerzituixue！”
“shengxuekaoshimeiguo。wanle，woderenshengchediwanle。”
kaochangdebuzhihenhaohua，danoushidezhuangxiufenggecishichongmanleningshideyayi。
zai10%debiyelvmianqian，suoyoukaoshengzairuxueyalixiazidongbaichengfangzhen。
hehuandayaodabaizourusushadefangzhenzhong，kandaogewaixianyandexianhongbaozhatou。
“pa！”hehuanshangqianpailepaichuangzhenbeirenchuaileyijiaode**，“chuanglaodi，nizhei**zahuishi？”
“hehuan！”zaimoshengdexueyuannengjiandaoshuren，xingpingchuangzhenbujinliangyanfangguang，“niyelaicanjiaruxuekaoshile？！”
“meishi，neigetiwoderenwoyerangtakoutubaimole。zanmenchushiyoudeshiyibaziliqi！”xingpingchuangzhenliezuixiaozhe，pailepaiguqidegongertouji，xiangqilebangbangliangsheng。
kanzheaizijiyitoudenanzhujiao，hehuanbujingankai……rexuezhenhao。
“xianzaixuanduruxuebudetongzhi。”
suizhewenroubandegaoshengchuanlai，tiqiehuilinaiheshenhoudexinhufeishazikuankuanerlai。
kongqizhongdesushadeqifenyaderengengjiachuanbuguoqi，bushaokaoshenglianshangmaochulenghan。
“shenzhishe，huiduansongchushiweilaideshenzhishe！”
“zenmeban，hailaidejifanhuima？”
zaixiaomishuniantaoleyiduikaoshijizhihou，tiqiehuilinaidangjifoudinglequanbujizhi，nachuyikedan。
“yongzheigezuoyidaocai。”
“nengmanzuwoweileiderenjiuyunxutabianruyuanyuexueyuan。”
“congxianzaikaishijisuan，wozhirentongyifenzhongneiqiquanderen。”
jinjinsanjuhua，jiurangxianchangbaodong。
hehuangandaodidongshanyao，yizhenxuanyun。
wushudekaoshengkongjuyuda**deshenzhishe，shengpatadepingyuhuirangziji，huirangzijibeihoudezhenggejiazuzailiaolijietaibuqitou，fenfenluohuangertao。
yifenzhong，ruodadekaochangyipianqingjing。
“zouba，niyekandaolezheidoushiyiqunwonangfei。”da**xingzhiqueque，zhuantoujiuxiangdaizhexiaomishushichixincai。
zaiyipianjuziweidefensebaihexia，hehuanhechuangzhenerrenshishidapoqifen。
“shenmeliaolidoukeyima？”xingpingchuangzhenwendao。
“zheilidecailiaogouma？”hehuanwendao。
qifenbeidapo，tiqiehuilinailengyankanxiangerren。
congfeishazijideziliaokan。
xingpingchuangzhen，yigejialikaicanguandeerliuchushi，jiuxiangyegouzhihuibazuanshidangwanshitianyiyang，wanquanbumingbaizijidegaogui。
hehuan，yigekaizhemingbujianjingchuandezhonghualiaolidechushi，jingranhuaiyiyuanyuexueyuandeshili。
nianjiyuci，tiqiehuilinailianshangguamanlebuxie：“neime，jiurangwochangchangliaolijiezuidicengdeweidaoba。”
errengezikaishilepengren。
kanzheerrenrehuochaotiandemoyang，xiaomishuyebuyoudehaoqi。
wulunshirishixishihaishizhongshi，jidanyizhishizuijichudecaipin。
zheiliangrenjiujingyaozenmemanzumeitiandouzaishiyonggaojidanliaolideda**ni？
zhijianxingpingchuangzhenzhengzaizhuzhegaotang，kongqizhongsihuyouzhejichideweidao。
zheijiujingshiyaozuoshenmeliaoli？
而何欢这边……
banchuleyidatongzhuyou，nachuyigedan。
kanzhehaoxianghehuanzheibianhuigengzaowanchengdanliaolideyangzi。
da**chixiaodao：“nibuhuijiuxiangzuogezhuyouchaodan？”
“woxianzuogepeiliao。”hehuanyaochusandashaozhuyou，xuebaidezhuyoujiechushaodetonghongdetieguo，dunshironghuachengtoumingyeti，bengfachunongyuchunhoudezhixiang。
“dicengdeliaolibuhuijiuzhishizheifumoyangba。”da**yanbidao。
youninidezhuyouzhenrangrennanshou。
“kaoguandarenbuhuijinpinghaokanyufoujiuduandingzheidaocaiyaoshifoushangchengba。”xingpingchuangzhenyibianquchutangdongyibianfanbodao。
erxiaomishuzeshipingxiyidai，kandaohehuanshaorewanzhuyoubiandiaodiwendu，ranhougaogaojuqijiarushaoxushiyandedanyeshi，tajiuyishidaole。
zheishiyeyezai**xueyaoshanliaolishicengkandaode——
炸制蛋松。
hehuanyoushouyongkuaizijiaobanzheronghuadezhuyouxingchengxuanwo，zuoshoukongzhisudurangdanyesisilvlvxingchengyitiaoxixianjunyunluoxia。
liangshouwendaomeiyouyisizhandou。
“**，zheigehehuankeneng……poyouxieshili。”xiaomishutixingdao。
“e？shima？xuanjideshoufadaoshihenxianshu。”tiqiehuilinaimosuozhexiaba，“zhibuguoneimexidedanye，jinruyouguoyinggaijiujiaoheileba。”
ranerchuhutiqiehuilinaideyiliao，danyezaijinruyouguodeneiyikeshunjianpengsongpengzhang。
daidaodanxiangsiyi，zhengguobiandejinhuangzhishi，hehuanyongloushaoyibajiangdansonglaochu，younaqiyigeshaozijiangdansongshengyudeyoujichu。
zhidaomeiyourenheyidiyouchuxian，hehuanbianjiangzhengguodansongfangruchufangzhizhongxiquyoufen，chaichengxisi，sashangbaitang。
“lucaisixiaodiezhidansong，wancheng！”
“qingliangweikaoguandarenchangyixiazheipanqiancai！”
tiqiehuilinairoulerouyanjing，zaisanquedingzheishijidanerbushishenmejinhuangderousong。
xiaomishutongyangnanyizhixin，zheishizenyangjingshendehuohou。
yikejidanbianchengsisixianxianfenmingdejinlvzhuangmanyidapan，ruobushiqinyansuojian，errenshiduanranbuganxiangxinde。
hehuanjiujingshizenmezuodaode？