第2章 离婚看心情,有病啊!(3050字)

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[zheigounanrenbieyizhiyazhelihunxieyishua!choudouchoubuchulaizhenshide,dangelaonianghuifurenshenziyoubuhuiba,tabuhuixiaoqibaladeshuoshenmezijihouhuilebuxiangjizijizheimeduodehaochuleba?buxingbuxing,yigebazongzenmenenggouzhendekoumena!]

[koumenshiqiyi,nenglibuxingshiqierzezeze,zhenshilingrenzhibuzhudegankaia!tianduyingcai,quzouletabunengxingfushenghuodenengli!danshizheiyiqiedouhezijimeiyouguanxile,tamashangjiukeyidedaoziyou,keyizhanchigaofeile!jiurangzheigenanrenhetasuoweidebaiyueguangxiaoyaozizaiquba!]

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“laogong,nizenmezheimekuaijiuhouhuile!niganggangbuhaishiyifunibuhewolihun,jiuhuisiwangdeyangzima?zenmezheimekuaijiubianxinlehaishishuonixiangjixuhewowanwan?”

made,yexingchenkuaibeiyanqiandezheigerenjiqisile!zhananyulurangtawanmingbaijiusuanle,xianzaihailaizheimeyijukanxinqing,chade,sheilihunhaiyaokanxinqing,nijiehunkanshenmehuangdaojiriwonenglijiedanshinilihunkanxinqingwojiumeibanfalijiele,chuncaiba,qisirenle!

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“yexingchen,nizuishangshuodeneimedehaotingkexianzaizenmekanshangquzheimedefennu,weishenmefennu,shiyinweiwomeiyouhenilihunerfennuma?heng,ruguoshizheiyangdehuawohenhuaiyinidezuilimiandaodiyouduoshaojushihua?”

“meiyoudeshi,laogongwomeiyoukanshangquneimedefennu,yemeiyoupobujidaidexiangyaohenilihun,zhishixiangdaolenidebaiyueguangyouxiangdaolezheisanniandegudanjimolengsuoyicaihuikanshangqufennu,shizewozheishiaierbudedeluomo,laogongniqianwanbuyaoduoxiangnibuhewolihun,wozenmekenengbukaixinwoyinggaishigaoxingdoulaibujini!zheiyangjiudaibiaozhewohaiyoujihuini!”

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[niyepei,shenmehuosehaizhidewoqulaoniangshanghaizijiwanliuni!niganjinmaliudegunchuquba,burandehuaworongyirangniduanzijuesuneduile,meiyouwoniyeyijingsuanshiduanzijuesunlezezeyaoshirangbierenzhidaotangtangdeliyebuxing,hahaha,xiangxiangwodoujuede**!]

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“老公,慢走!”

“哼!”

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