第1章 天上掉下个花痴女

yinbeichao,jiuyue,qiufengxiaose。

wuhoudetiankongganggangfangqing,rongwangfudehoushan,pingjingdewenquanchinei,congtianerjiangyidaofenzisedeshenying。

“砰!”

wenquanchideshuihua,jianqiyizhendeshuilang。

fengweiyuexinglaideshihou,ganjuezijizhengbeinizaiyipianchishuili,hunshenshangxiadouchuanbuguoqi,zhengdangtajuedeyikouqichadianbeiguoqushi,yizhishouzuanzhetadeyiling,batalaolechulai。

“kekeke!”fengweiyuejuliedekesou。

yitaiyan,fengweiyuefaxianzijizhengshenchuyipianwenredechishuizhong。

tayishunjianbeijingdaole,yikouqihaimeitishanglai,hudejuedehoubeiliangsousoude,youqiaoqiaodehuitoukanleyiyan。

jinjinyiyan,fengweiyuekandaowenquanchilizhengzuozheyigerongmaoruhuadenanren。

junlangdemei,ruheiyaoshibandemouzi,tingzhidebiliang,buranerzhudezuichun,yitoumosedeqingsiqingqingdechuizaishenhou,pisanzaijiebaideqizhangshenqushang,zhuangdianchuyaomeibandemeili。

wodema,tahaishidiyicikanjianzheimehaokandenanren!

“kangoulema?”shensuilengningdemuguangluozaifengweiyuedeshenshang,touchuyigulingrenwufahushideweixian。

fengweiyueganjuedaoleyigunongzhongdeyapogan,tahuluandiantou,youganjinyaotou,“kan……kangoule……”

kandaotazheifuyangzi,nanrenyandishanguoyisibiyi,biaoqingsixiaofeixiao,motongzhizhongzangzhemanmandeweixian。

takaozhewenquanchibi,manbujingxindekanzhefengweiyue,“nikezhi,shanchuangwangfu,shihezuiming?”

fengweiyuexintouyiliang,xiayishidehoutuiyibu。

擅闯王府?

这是什么梗?

laibujiduoxiang,xiayimiao,yiduanbushuyutadejiyi,zainaohailiputiangaididexilai。

fengweiyue,taifufudinv。

zaizheiyinbeichao,jiweizunshizhongdao,yincitaifuyizhi,weichaozhongyipindayuan。xuduohuangzigongzhu,douyoutaifuqinzijiaodao。

yuanzhufengweiyuezaiyoushibianduirongwangmoyuyayijianzhongqing,zhicizhihou,tiantianzhuizaimoyuyadepiguhoumian,gengshizhengrinongzhuangyanmogouyinmoyuya,bujinredemoyuyashifenfanzaoshengyan,gengshichengweijingzhongxiaobing。

erjinri,yuanzhujingrandandadaopaqianglaitoukanmoyuyaxizao,danwaimiangangxiaguoyu,wuyantebiedeshihua,zuizhongbushendieluowenquanchiyansi。

chajuedaolezheiduanxinxi,fengweiyueetoubuduandimaohan。

tazheichuanyuejiusuanle,pianpianhaichuandaoleyigehuachinvdeshenshang。

erqieyanqianzheigenanren,yikanjiubuhaore。

shanchuangtadewangfu,bachengmeishenmehaoxiachang。

tamingmingjide,zijizhengzaikeyanguanli,hetongshimenfenxiangyigexinyanfadechanpin,ranhouturanyanqianyihei,zaixinglaishi,jiuchuxianzaizheiwenquanchilile。

fengweiyuepiaoleyansizhou,shituzhaodaoyigetupokou,xiantaoliyanxiazaishuo。

takebuxianggangchuanyueguolai,jiuyousihuiqule。

zaixiandaishi,tachushengyuguwuyixueshijia,ziyoujiujieshouguocankudexunlian,shenshouzishibuzaihuaxia。

zhengxiangzheshi,nanrensishikanchuanletadexiangfa,hurancongwenquanchineizhanleqilai,zhangbeiyihui,yijianqingshanyiransongsongkuakuadetaozaishenshang,luchulejingzhuangdexiongtang。

fengweiyuediyiciyudaozheifumeinanchuyudemoyang,chadianjiuyaobengbuzhuliubixue,danyanqianzheinanrenchuanlaidezhenzhenshishazhiqi,rangtabunengdiaoyiqingxin。

ganjuedaoweixianzaikaojin,fengweiyueyixiuneidefenquanjinwo,suishizhunbeichushou。

“jiranlaile,neijiubuyaozoule。”nanrendehua,yourulaizidiyudeshizhe,binglengyouwuqing。

xiayike,fengweiyuemodijiujianyuanbenpingjingdewenquanshui,‘peng’deyisheng,xiangshiyouleshengmingliyiban,jianqiwushudeshuilang,erneixieshuilang,yezaiqingkejianhuaweiyidaodaoruilidebingzhen,qingshuchaozhefengweiyuexilai。

fengweiyueyanshenyian,shenxinglingqiaodeyizhuan,duoguoyingmianerlaidebingzhen,erhourutongyizhiminjiedemao,xunsuwanganshangyiyue。

刚跳出温泉池——

“哐当……”

yigeliwu,congtadeyixiulidiaoluolechulai。

fengweiyueditoukanleyiyan,dangkanjianyixiulidiaoluochuyibingduanxiaodewandaohou,yanshenyibian。