许鸣惊呆了。
莫向南也惊呆了。
sheinengxiangdaohaohaodeyidonggongce，turanjiuchengleyipianfeixu！
zheibianbenlaijiushigongjiaozhantai，renlairenwang，yidonggongcehuranpochengsuipian，dunshiyinlailewushuxingrenzhuzuguanwang，dangdajiakanjianyanqiandeqingjingshi，youqishikanjianfeixulizhengdunzhedeneigeren，yanzhongdouluchuguaiyidemuguang！
大型社死现场！
“moge，worangnijiwosongzhi，meirangnidaichaiqianduilaia！”
xumingxiangsidexindouyoule！
“zheiyidonggongcehaoxiangbutaijieshi。”
莫向南干笑了两下。
cangtianmingjian！tazhendezhishiqiaoleqiaomeneryia！
sheinengxiangdaozheiyidongcesuojiuxiangshidoufuzhayiban，zhijiejiubeiqiaosuile。
tazhiguzhesongzhi，xinyijijiujihulvelezijineituruqilaidenengli。
【jinriyi：powuhuaiyuan】
doudoushuo，tayongyoupohuaifangzi、chaihuiqiangbidenengli！
刚上手不太适应。
moxiangnanyilianwugudikanzhezijideshuangshou。
cishisizhouyijingweilebushaoxingren，dajiadouzhizhidiandianleqilai。
“zheiyidongcesuozenmehuichengzheigeyangzi？”
“cesuobaozhalema？shisheizaifenfatuqiang？”
“neigedunkengdedaomeidanshishei？”
weiguandexingrenyijingyuelaiyueduo，dajiasihudouzaiyihuoweishenmehaohaodegongcehuibaozha，zhiliangzhenyouzheimecha？youxierenshenzhidouyijingkaishinaqishoujizhunbeipaizhao。
“快快快！”
moxiangnanfanyingleguolai，ganjinbazhisaijixuming，zijizhanzaiqianmian，nazheshubaoshaoweijixumingdangyixia，pangbianjiweirexindeshiminyeshiyidajiabiepaile，jirenjiadianmianzi。
xumingyilianjingjudibashiqingjiejue，ranhouzhanqilailijisatuijiupao，yaozaidaiyuandidehua，kongpatajiumeifazuorenle。
moxiangnanyezhuileshangqu，yizhipaochuquliangtiaojie，xumingcaitinglexialai。
“wotamiaodezhishixiangshanggecesuo！”
xumingkusangzhelian，huanhuandituchuyijuhua。
taxinlideyinyingmianjidoukuaiganshangtaipingyangle。
“zheicesuozhiliangkenengyouwenti！”
moxiangnanshenseningzhong，zhinengzheimeshuo。
“woyidingyaoqutousu！”xumingyaoyaqiechidishuodao。
半晌，他又泄气了。
shiqingnaoda，daoshihousuoyourendouzhidaozaigongcefeixuli，gujunfenzhandeneigerenshita。
只能自认倒霉。
“nietouzenmele？zenmeqingyikuaiziyikuaide？yudaolebiwohaidaomeideshiqingma？”xumingyilianxijidikanzhemoxiangnan，dao：“kuaishuochulai，rangwohaoshouxie。”
“gangcaiwoqulejiashudian，shujiadaole，wobeiyiduishujimaile，chumendeshihouqiangturandaole，ranhoubeizhuantouzadaole。”moxiangnandao。
xumingyiting，yanzhonglijifanqilejidongdeleihua：“xiongditonggangongku，woxinlipinghengle。”
“滚蛋。”
“buguanzenyanghaishiduokuileni！woqiannigerenqing，zou！woqingnichifan！”xumingduimoxiangnanshuodao。
莫向南干笑了一下。
tabuzhidaozijishifoushouzhiyoukui。
反正无法解释。
buguanzenyang，fanhaishiyaocengde。
moxiangnanhexumingliangrenshitongxiang，youshidaxuesheyou，guanxiyaohao，pingchangyebuhuijijiaoneimeduo。
zhengwudeyangguangredemaolang。
lubiandehuatanlizhengzaipenzheshui，jiaoguanzhenianniandehuacao。xumingpaoguoquyongshuixilexiashou，teyiduoxilejibian！
moxiangnankanzhehuatanlineizhengpenshuidehuasatou，zhuomozhezijiyequxigeshou。
danshitadeshougangjiechudaoshui，juedenaliguaiguaide，shentilisihuyongdongchuyigunuanliu，yuneixiefeijiandeshuichanshengmouzhongqiguaidegongming。
neixieshuituranbiandehuoluoqilai，biandereqingbuyi，yizhichuandaoshuiguanli，meidengmoxiangnannongqingchuzheishizenmehuishi，shuiguanmengdibaokai！
bujinshizheigehuasatou，suoyoudehuasatoudouzhakai。
噗！噗！噗！
shuiguandeshuiyixiazijishezaizhengzaixishoudexumingshenshang，taduoshanbuji，yixiazibeisangujiliuyingmianchongfanzaidi，shuaidaolehuatanli，liangjiaochaotian。
“啊这……”
moxiangnanlenglexia，kanzheneixiexiongyongjishedeshuiliu。
buzhishibushicuojue，neixieshuihaoxiangzaikongzhongguailegewan，zhuizhetaerlai，zaitayanli，zheixieshuifangfoyouleshengming，feiyaoyongbaotayixia。
“擦！”
他连忙往旁边跑去。
danqiguaideshi，tayipao，tineineiguqiguaidenuanliujiuxiaoshile，jinjiezhezhuizhetapaodeshuiliuzaikongzhongjiuxiangshishiqulehoujing，yixiazijiuruanmianmiandisanluozaidishang，jianqileyiduishuihua。
moxiangnanchayiditingzhujiaobu，zhuanshenkanzhehuatan。
咕噜咕噜！
shuiguandeshuihenzirandizaiwangwaimao，quanbuliuruhuatanli。
一切正常。
neixieshuimeiyouzhuizhetapao，yemeiyoushikongdiluanpen，laoshidiliuruhuatanli。
zhengchangderangrenjuedefanchang！
moxiangnanchayidikanzhezheiyiqie。
xuminghaitangzaihuatanliliangjiaochaotian，shibeishuichongfeile，neigeshuigangcaishikongdeyuanyin…sihulaizita！
“没事吧？”
moxiangnanpaoguoqu，zhuailexumingyiba，bataconghuatanlizhuaileqilai。
xuminghunshenyifuyijingshitoule，haijiazazhenituhesuiyezi，kanshangquhenlangbei。
gangcongbaozhadegongcelipaochulai，meiduoyuanyoubeihuatandeshuijipenchengnihou，rangtazhenggerendoulingluanle。
lenglezuzuyoushimiaozhong，tacaipokoudamaqilai：“gan！lianshuilongtouyelaizhenglaozi！”
“shuilongtouhaoxiangbaole？”
moxiangnanrengranzaikanzhehuatanlideshuiliu。
“guizhidao！jintianzhentamiaodaomei！womenchumenkendingshiwangkanhuanglilecaihuiyudaozheixieposhi！”
xumingmamalieliemoleyibalianshangdeshui，bashenshangdesuiyeziyoujidandiao。
“出门忘看黄历？”
zheijuhuajiuxiangshichujilemoxiangnandeshenjing，rangtazhengleyixia。
tazaicixiangqiledoudoudehualai。
doudoudeneibenhuanglishushangxiezhe：
【今日宜：沐浴】
宜沐浴？
kanzhehunshenshiluludexuming，youkanzhehaizaimaoshuideshuilongtou。
moxiangnanmeitouzhoudeyuelaiyueshen。
xumingzaoyulezheixiemomingqimiaodeshiqingzhihou，yemeiyouxinqingqudianlichiwufanle，yibianzhoumazhe，yibianzhunbeihuisushequxigezao。
“wojintianjuedingshenmedifangdoubuqule，jiudaisushejiaowaimai，niyaochishenme？”xumingningzheyifushangdeshuidao。
“woxianbuhuisushe，woturanxiangqiwodequshudianyitang。”
moxiangnanbixuqubazheijianshinongqingchu，zaimeinongqingchuzhiqian，tashibuganhuisushele，wanyisusheyeturanbaozhajiushuobuqingle。
“dazhongwuniqushudianzuoshenme？”
“买碎冰冰！”
moxiangnanbailebaishou，ranhoufeikuaidichaojiedaodejintoupaoqu。