第三章 pua高手

wozhihaodaoqian,danshishishiyijingshizheiyangle,tazijiye“weiqu”diquleneijiagongsi。

wodangshizhendeyiweishiwozuocuole,worangtadenanxingzizunshoulecuo。

xianzaixiangxiangguimimeicidoushuowochunyebushimeiyouyuanyinde,mingmingshiwobangleta,daozuihoujinghaishiwoganjita?

真是蠢到家了!

tajinrugongsimeiduojiujiuxiangwoqiuhunle,tashuotaaicanlewo,xiangyuwochaochaomumudaobaitou。

wozheirenyeshiquexinyan,zijirendingderen,yongbashikuaichunyinduijiejiunengbawopianzou。

zhishiwoliangdoumeiliaodao,wofumuhuizaiwoyaonahukoubenshijiangwosuozaiwuzili,burangwochumen。

mianduizuitengaiwodefumu,wowujikeshi,zhinengyongzuichundebanfa。

santianhouwoyinweijueshiyundaobeisongjinyiyuan,wobamahenxintengwo,zuizhongtuoxie,yunxuwohelupingjiehun。

danburangwomenbanhunli,zhirangqumiyuejiehun。

zhongzhonghuiyiyongshangxintou,weiqugandunshidakailewodeleizha。

wozheimeduita,tapingshenmechugui?erchuguiduixiang,haishiwozaizheishishangzuihendenvren!

lupingyonglibaozhewodetui,“laopo,wocuolewozhendecuole!nibieshengqi,wohaishiainiaibaobaoaizanmenzheigejiade。biqineixiebaoyangqingfudenanren,wozhendeshihenkezhile。”

wochadianxiaole,hezhetajuedezhaoxiaojiebibaoyangqingfugenggaoshang?

zheigeshijieshangjingranyouzheimebuyaoliandenanren,erzheigenanren,jingranhaishiwodezhangfu?

我觉得恶心!

woexindebujinjinshitadebuyaolian,haiyinweiwozhidaozuowanshanghetatongchuanggongzhenqiebatagaodejinyiyuandeneigenvren,bingbushishenmexiaojie。

yuanlaihunwailiancaishizhenai?wozheigeyuanpeizhengqi,zhishititashenghaiziyijishengguanfacaidegongju?

zheixienian,tazaiwomianqianweiquqiuquan,duiwoyesuanshiyongjinquanbuxinsi,yeshizheiyang,aiqingmengzhuwodeshuangyan,rangwoyidumishiziji。

buguowomeixiangdaodeshi,lupingjingranzheimebaohuneigenvren,jingbukenshuochutademingzi!

yaohexiaosanwanzhenaishiba?

chenyuanyuankezhentemeyoushouduan!

好,你等着。

wotuikaileta,gaosutawoxuyaolengjingyixia,suihouzijijinlefangjianbingbamensuoshang。

tajinleyiyuanzheijianshi,daozhiwokanqilaibiyujideshijiangengjiatiqianzhidaotachuguideshiqing。

neiwoxuyaogaibianhouxujihua,jinwandezixizhuomoyixia。

kusimingxiangyiwanshang,wojuedingcongchenyuanyuanxiashou。

diertianyidazao,wodingzheyiwanmeishuideheiyanquanhechongmanlehongxuesideyanjingchuxianzailupingmianqian,tayiweiwoshiyinweitaeryiyeweimian。

“luping。”wopingjingdekaikou,“woxiangleyiwanshang。”

tatingwozheimeshuo,shenseyouxiejinzhangqilai。

womianwubiaoqingdishuodao,“weilehaizinengyougewanzhengdejia,woxuanzeyuanliangni。dannibixubaozheng,zaiyebuzheiyangle,ruguohaiyouxiayici,womenzhijielihun。”

“dangran!wobaozheng,wobaozheng!”tatingwanwoshuodehua,mingxiansongleyikouqi。

woshuowanyihoubianfanhuifangjiantuochuwoshoushihaodexinglixiangzhunbeichumen,tayijianwozheijiashi,likeyouhuangle,yixiajiangwobaozhu,“laopo,nibushiyuanliangwolema?zhei,zheiyoushiyaoqunaera?”

“woshiyuanliangnile,kewoxianzaizanshibuxiangjiandaoni。wobaolegelvxingtuan,bangeyuehouhuilai。”wokanyebukanta,tuozhexinglizhunbeiyaochumen。

lupingmeiyouzulan,yinweitabingbuzaiyi,jibiancikewo‘huaizheyun’,zhiyaobulihun,zhiyaojitaziyuan,tacaibuhuiguanwohebaobaoruhe。

hekuang,wogangdaletai,shentishangbianhuajiubushihehetatongjuyigewuyanxia,miandebeitafaxianyixiezhusimaji。

“ei,laopo,nidengdeng……”