yewubingdepiqituranyeshanglaile，dongshoujiudongshou，sheipashei！
taerhuabushuo，congdoulitaochudahuoji。
啪！
dahuojidehuomiaocuanlechulai，zaiyinzhenshanglaiguolejibian！
zheijiusuanshijiyinzhenxiaodule。
tazoudaozhaoyunlanshenbian，dunxiashenzi，yishuangyanjingsisidingzhezhaoyunlanzuocedexigai！
neigeyijinggaogaolongqidexigaixia，buzhidaoduoshaotongfengmoquzhengzaifengkuangrudong，xishizhelaoyezidexuerou！
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“laoyezi！youdiantong，nirenyiren！”
“fangshouzha！zheidiantongwohaikang……a！”zhaoyunlangangzhunbeishuokangdezhu，jiutongdejiaochuleshenglai！
keweishidangchangjiubeipapadalian！
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rutongreguoshangdemayidaochuluancuan！
zheiyinzhenzhadetengdaozaiqici，neixietongfengmoquhuangbuzeluluancuanyinfadetongtengqueshijingrende！
“爷爷！”
“爸！”
“怎么回事？”
zhongrenweileshangqu，jinghuchusheng。
zhaoyunlandaoxileyikouliangqi，yibaishou，zuolegebuyaoshuohuadeshoushi！
“wotingdezhu！dangnianzaizhanchangshangshoudeshangbizheitengduole，zheidiantengsuanshenme…ng…heng…”
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那股酸爽！
yaobushidangzhezheimeduorendemian，zhaoyunlanzhenxiangfangshengdakuyichang！
太特么的疼了！
zheirendaodihuibuhuizhenjiu！
zhenjiubushiyinggaibutengdema！
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shuoshihua，tayouxiehouhui！
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yewubinglengleyixia，xindaobuzhiyuba，yushiwendao：“laoyezi！tengma？”
tingdaoyewubingzheimewen，zhaoyunlanlailedianjingshen，taweiweidiantou，qiangyanhuanxiaodao：“ng！youyidian！”
shuoba，tahaixiangyewubingshilegeyanse，haosizaishuo，“youdianteng，nidongde！”
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给老爷子点个赞！
jiranlaoyezizheimetingwo，neiwokeyaoshichuquanlile！
于是！
叶无病下手如捣蒜！
zhaoyunlanhunshenyijiang，tuiwangqianyideng，zhifanbaiyan！
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tongfengmoquyongruguanjiehou，yuanbendehongzhongyesuizhixiaotui，zheizhongxiaozhongdesuduzaizhaolingyunkanlaiyourushenji！
talikehuiyilaoyeziyigegulideyanshen！
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gangcaibushihaijilifanduima？
现在怎么就这样了！
zheiniantoudexiaomianaodouzheimerongyiloufengma！
tajuewangdebishangleyanjing！
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“haole！zheiyangjiuchabuduole！”
qishi，yewubingyejuedezhenjing，yinweitazaizhaoyunlandexigaishangshaoshuozhalejishizhen，queyidianxuedoumeikandao！
meicitazhaxiayizhen，zai***douzhiliuxiayigehenxiweidebaidian，ranhouyouxunsuxiaoshibujian！
yewubinghenqingchu，zheibingbushizijiyouduohaodejishu，quandouyaoguigongyuyinzhen！
haoyigenzharenbujianxuedeyinzhen！
“zhendezhihaole，zheitailihaile！”
“nianqingrenshenzangbulua！”
“zhongyihaizhenshixuanmiaoa！”
“yeye！haiganjuetengma？”zhaolingyunguanqiedewendao！
zhaoyunlanyaoleyaotoudao：“meiganjuele！”
zhengrutasuoshuo，queshishimeiganjuele，yebuzhidaoshimeizhijuele，haishibutengle！
反正是麻了！
“neijiuhao！”zhaolingyunsonglekouqi。
“haohaohao！nimenkuaisongwoquyiyuanba！”
zhaoyunlanturuqilaideyijuhuabazaichangzhirendoujizhengmengle！
送去医院？
这还去什么医院？
“yeye！zhihaola，huanlingyitiaotuiba！”zhaolingyunyouxieqiguaidekanlelaoyeziyiyan。
yitingdao“lingyitiaotui”，zhaoyunlanjiudalegeduosuo！
“neizenmehaoyisini，zhenjiukeshiyimenliqihuo，kanbarenjiaxiaohuozileide！jiubumafanrenjiale，haishiquyiyuanba！”
赵云澜干笑连连。
“ba，nianqingrenhuoliwang，meineimerongyilei，chenredatie，balingwaiyitiaotuiyejizhileba！”zhaogangyilianxiqidao。
“duia，xiaohuozi，nileima？”zhaoqiangwenyewubing。
yewubingyaoleyaotou，“jushouzhilaoeryi！”
“hunao！xianzaishirenjiashangbanshijian！danwurenjiazhengshi，duobuhao，kuaisongwoquyiyuan！”
赵云澜有些急了！
“xiaohuozi！nimangma？danwunigongzuoma？”zhaogangwenyewubing。
“fuwuhaogukeshiwodezerenyuyiwu，zheiyeshigongzuodeyibufen！”
yewubinghuidadedishuibulou！
zhaogangyongxinshangdemuguangdaliangleyewubingyiyan，ruzikejiaoye！
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“lingyun，nibushishuotameiyouxingyizigezhengma？haishidengtanadaoxingyizigezhengzaijiwozhiba！”
laoyezikanxiangzhaolingyun，zhaolingyunyeganjuedaoleyisiguguai！
zenmegangcailaoyezihaiyidingyaozhi，xianzaiqueyoubuxiangzhile？
guanjiandewentishizheidouyijingzhihaole，haiyaoxingyizigezhengganma？
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yigenianqingnanhaizouleshanglai。