第2章 这个哥哥很靠谱

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“paobudongle,zheixiasidingle!”

“wochenlieyingmingyishi,hutuyishia!”

“xuewangzongshengnvdedudouqishineimehaotoude?”

“xianzaidaohao,shengnvdedudoushidaoshoule,zijizheitiaomingkongpayeyaozangsongzaizheixueshanzhizhongle。”

mingjiaochenliedeheiyishaoniancishizhengzaiweizijidemangzhuangxingshihouhuibuyi。

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kexixianzaidetajiuyaosile。

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yiqiezhiyinweiyigeyueqianfengyungekaichudeyidaoxuanshangling。

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chenlieyishengtanxi,suihoucongxiongqiantaochuyigebaidixiuzhefenhongsetaohuadedudoufangzaibijianxiulexiu。

真香!

tajingjingdetangzaixuedizhishang,jingdaisiwanghuoshizhuibingdedaolai。

“扑通!”

yishengjuxiangchuanrutadeerzhong,suizhezheishengjuxiang,chenlieganjuedaoshenxiadedadiweizhizhandou。

taqiangchengzheshenzi,congdishangzuoleqilai。

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zhayanyikan,xiangshiguancai!

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xiayike,zhijianyimingyueyouwuliusuidenvtongbiancongguancailimianpalechulai。

tayishenbaiyi,honglianfenmian,yishuangshuiwangwangdeyanjing,peishangliangtiaoyangjiaobianxiandekeaizhiji。

“这是诈尸?”

poguanerchudexiaoyiyitingdaoyourenshuohua,muguangkanxiangchenlie,xiangzhetabengbengtiaotiaotiaodechongleguolai。

“nibuyaoguolaia!wogaosuni,wohenlihaide!”

chenliejinghezhiyu,sesefadou。

“heng!wocaibuxinni。”

“wa!niliulehaoduoxue!”

“怎么会这样呢?”

“nishibushikuaisile?”

xiaoyiyiyilianchuandefawen,zheshirangchenlietounaofameng。

“wae!zheishishenme?kanqilaihenhaokandeyangzi!”

xiaoyiyizhanzaichenlieshenpang,suishounaqileneijiandudoukanleqilai。

“zheijiaodudou,shinvrenyongdedongxi!buguonihaixiao,yongbuzhe。gankuaihaijiwo。”

“wonadaolejiushiwode,xianzaiwoxuanbu,zheigebuzhidaoshishenmedongxidedongxi,womeishoule。”

meishou?chenlieyizhenmihu。

yanqianzheiweituranchuxiandelailubumingdenvtong,jingranhaiyaotundiaotanaminghuanlaideshengnvdudou?

ai!suanlesuanle!jiranzijiyijingkuaiyaosile,jiurangtanaquba!

“nixihuan?neijiusongnilou!”

陈烈随口说道。

nvtongluchuyigetiantiandexiao。

“jiranniyuanyisongjiwo,neiwoyesongniyiyangdongxi。xiaoguanshuozheidongxinenggoubaozhicibing,qisihuishengni。”

“duile,wodemingzijiaoyiyi,yiersansideyi。”

xiaoyiyishuowan,xiaoshouyitai,zhijianyuanbendishangneizuosanzhangzhizhangdeguancaibianyuebianyuexiao,huazuobazhangdaxiaofeixiangnvtongdeshouxinzhizhong。

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“kanshenme?meijianguomeinv?”

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chenliedingjingwangqu,suirantabuzhidaozheimingjiaozuoyiyidenvtongshouzhongdelingcaoweihewu,danshicongtashenshangsanfachulaidewubipangdadelingqiqixiyijingdezhi,zheidongxijuefeifanpin。

“jini!chileba!chixiaqu,nideshangjiuhuihaode。”

shenme?zheishixuezhongsongtan?

gurenchengbuqiwo,xiaohaizidexinsijiushidanchuna!

chenliejieguoxiaoyiyishouzhongdelingcao,yegubudeshishenme,yikouchilexiaqu。

tazhidao,cishicike,zheikelingcao,huoxunenggoujiutademing。

zhishiyishunzhijian,chenliezhijuedehunshenfare,dantianzhineiyuanbenyijingxiaohaodaijindelingqijingranchongyingweiman。

erqie,zijideshangshizaitunxialingcaodeyishunjian,yehuifuruchu。

“啊!”

陈烈大叫一声。

zheikelingcaoyunhandelingqishizaishitaiguoqiangda,tazaizheiyikejiuyaotupole。

sannianyilai,zijimengmeiyiqiudetupojingjie,jinrijiujiangshixian。

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“tupole,zhendetupole!shutan!”

“xiaomeimei!bu,woyinggaijiaoniyiyi,xiexienijiulewo!”

“buguocichubuyijiuliu,henkuaibianhuiyourenqianlaishawo!”

“neixierendoushichongwolaide,yuniwuguan,nigankuailikaizheili。”

离开?

xiaoyiyizhalezhamengdongdeyanjing。

tasuirannianyou,buguoyetingdonglechenliedehua,yanqiandezheiweidagegeshizaibaohuta。

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“yiyi!nikuaizou!wolaituozhutamen。”

chenlieshuowan,likezhanqishenlai,jiangyiyihuzaishenhou。

“淫贼!拿命来!”

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ruguotaxianghuoming,bianzhinengzaicishizhandaozongmifa“taozhiyaoyao”,danshicishitadeshenhouhaizhanzheyiweisansisuidewuguyoutong。

taruoshitaole,neimeyiyibianhuishenxianweixian。

chenlieyiwufangu,yibianfeishenshangqianyingzhan,yibiandashenghandao:

“一一,快跑!”

yiyikanzheyanqianzheiyimu,dunshiganjuedaochenliecishideshenyingfangfoshiyikekeyiyikaodedashu。

tameiyouanzhaochenliesuoshuodelikesatuijiupao,ershiluchuyigexiaorong,ziyanziyudeshuoleyiju,

“zheigegege!kaopu!”