第2章 做个有素质的外星人

“pu——benwang?”miaoxiaojiuyishimeirenzhupenxiaole。

tashizaijuedehaoxiao,xiangtalaiziwenmingchengdujigaodexingqiu,gengshigaokejifangsifazhandexingqiu,turantingjianzheimegulaode“benwang”zicheng,jianzhijiuxiangshitingdaoletianfangyetanside。

nanrenwozhetabozideshoulidaoweiweijiazhonglejifen,shoubeishangqingjintuqi。

“kekeke……shuaige,niqiabusiwode。nimenzheixieyuchundediqiuyuana,wofengquannihaishiguaiguaizhaogedifangduguonizuihouyigeyueba!”

junxuanyejunmeiweicu,ningzhemiaoxiaojiuzheiyizhangyihedexiaozui,pingjingwubodexinhuyinweitadehuaduolejifenbolan。

yanqianzheinvzi,zhangxiangjuemeifeifan。furuningzhi,wuguanjuese,chunbudianzihong。kongpatianmingguodiyimeirenyejibushangzheinvzidefenhao。

zuirangrenyiwaideshi,nvziyongyouyishuangliulisedeyanmou,zheishuangliulisedeyanmouxiangqianzaitadelianshangdaoshijitazengtianleyifanyiyudejuese。

nvzishenshangdeyishanghenqite,caizhicongweijianguo,yishanggengshiliantide,jiangnvzilinglongyouzhideshencaijinjinguofuzhu,miaomandeshencaijinxianwuyi。

zuirangrenjingtandeshi,tafenmingshizaishuizhong,ketadeyishangquedishuiweizhan。

她不是天冥国的人。

erta,chujidaotashi,shenshangneiyuanbendebingtongjingyousuohuanjie。

miaoxiaojiuganjuedaobozishangdelidaoweiweisonglesong,bingmeiyoumashangfanji。

bijingtashilaidiqiuzuokede……ebu,queqieshuotashilaidaoqubaobeide,zhibuguoxianzaizenmeyebunengmashangjiudadachushou,tamenhaodaishimiaoxingqiuren,yaoyilifuren。

zuoweiyigegaojiwenmingdewaixingren,tabixuyaozuoyigejiangsuzhidewaixingren。

“shuaige,wogennishuoa,nizheishenzibingdehenzhongle,xinfeishuaijie,huxikunnan,shijizhongduyaozainideshentilitunshini,nikongpadouhuobuguoyigeyueleya!woyaoshini,kendingzhaogeanjingdedifang,kankanshijie,anjingdengsi。”

“haiyouya,woyebuguojiushizalanlenijiadewuding,buxiaoxintoukanlenixizaoeryi,nibuyao……”

“pu——”haimeiyoudengmiaoxiaojiushuowan,huranyanqiandenanrenchaozhetadelianjiupenchuleyikouxianxue!

xuexingweilishimimanzailebijian。

miaoxiaojiudizhouleyisheng:“fake!diqiuyuanzaojiugaosunibieneimejidong……weiwei?”

raner,shenziyizhong,nanrenzhijiedaozailetadeshenshang。

miaoxiaojiuchadianyigemeizhanwenjiuyaoshuaixiayuchiqu。

takongchuyizhishoulianmangmoleyibalianshangdexueji,xinzhongfufei,zheidiqiuyuanyetaibolixinleba,bujiushishuotayijuhuobujiule,jingranqidaotuxuele!

tafeilidibaozhulenanren,shenhuxileyikouqi,maiyuandishuodao:“nizheidiqiuyuan,zeizhong,kao!”

tayanjiaoyuguangpiaoleyiyansizhou,zuihoushixianluozaileyipangdewaipaoyishangshang。xianbazheinanrendewaipaoyishangchuanshangbijiaohao,tabenlaijiutiruoduobing,haishibuyaozhelianghao。

miaoxiaojiuganggangzhunbeibananrencongyuchizhonglachechu,jieguocongtoudingzaoyipoleyigedongdewudingchumodiyueruleliangmingmengmianheiyiren。

suizhetamenshenyingyueru,posuidewuwabuduandiaoluo。

miaoxiaojiuwuyuningyeditaitouqukan。

tamendechuanzhe,haiyouzheiwuzidesuoyoubuzhi,xiangjilediqiumouguogudaideshihou,danyoujuedenaerbuduijing。

nandaotabeiheidongxijinquhou,shijianguidaochucuo,tachuanyuedaolegudai?

tiana……yidaoleilaipisitaba!

heiyimengmianrenqiaojianzheichizilijingranhaiyouyimingmoshengdenvren,yelengleyixia。

“nishishei?bajunxuanyejiaochulai!”qizhongyimingheiyirenzhangjianzhixiangmiaoxiaojiu,qishixiongxiongdedao。

miaoxiaojiushenshouzhilezhihuailidenanren,xiangdangyoulimaodiwen:“yuanlaitajiaojunxuanye?”

“feihuashenme,zhijiebarenshale!”lingyimingshashoujiantongbanhaizaifeihua,zhijiewudongzhangjianchaozhejunxuanyedeyaohaizhichucilai!