fujinzhouturanbeiyigexiaonaituanxiji。
xiayishidejiushiyaobaxiaotuanzijijiuxialai。
fudazongcai,bingshanzhucheng,bailizhinei,mengwubusheng!
可……
tadiyicizhidao,yigesansuibandexiaowawa,liqinengyouzheimeda!
tajiu,tabao,tachachinanfei……
xiaotuanzidexiaooubeijiuxiangshinianzhuyiyangbaozheta,yishuangxiaoyanjingleiwangwangdekanzheta。
fangfojiandaolexujiubujiandefuxinhan。
xiayimiaojiuyaowawadakule。
“bizui,bieku,yaoburengshanliweilang!”fujinzhouzuitaoyanxiaohaiku。
没有之一!
tajiawugedeerzili,congxiaodaodasheikujiuyaobeirengqugenlangzaiziwan。
zheigexiaotuanzi,haibugoutahuilangsaiyafeng!
ketaotaozaitianshangdebabahenwenrou。
beitiandaoyeyegaosuguo,dishangdebabashidafanpai。
dafanpaibabajiuzheimexiongxiongma?
xiaotaotaoweiququdebieyabie。
heiputaosidedayanjingbaolehongbian,ranhouyuelaiyuehong,yuelaiyuehong……
fujinzhoujuedetaxiayimiaojiuyaokuchulai!
zhiyaotaku,tayimiaozhongjiunengrengleta!
但小桃桃憋住了。
fujinzhoudoujingyale,zheigexiaonaituan,juranzhentingdongtadehuale。
有点……乖?
fujinzhoulenglexia,likeshuaitoujiangzheigexiangfashuaichuqu。
jiangtaotaorengjiguanjia:“zhaodaojiazhang,xiacizaikanbuhao,liantajiazhangyiqiweihuilang!”
guanjiaweinanle,youyouyuyuquanshuofujinzhou:“zheihaoxiangshixianshengdenver,yaobuxianshenggentazuogeqinzijianding?”
傅靳州:“???”
fujinzhou:wolaopoqushiwunianle,yaobuyaotingtingnizaishuoshenme!
ketashenhouyishengwadejiaoshengchuanguolai,tamushangqiaonvshixingfendechongleguolai:“nishuoshenme?zheishijinzhoudezai?jinzhounijuranzheimechuxi,jizanmenlaofujiashenglegezheimepiaoliangdenvwawa!”
tajiushuozuowanmengdaoyoufengfeijiutian,shigehaozhaotou!
zheinvwawafen**nen,zixikan,gentajialaowuhaizhenyoudianxiang!
“妈,这不是……”
“wei,laofua,gennishuogehaoxiaoxi,zanjialaowuzangdeyan,tajianvwawayijingsansui……
好好好,你三岁半!
taotao?nijiaotaotao?hao,womenjiataotaobaobeiyijingsansuibanle!
laofu,ganjinzhunbeizhunbei,zanjiayousunnvzheishimanbuzhule!gancuiquanqiutongbaoba!”
qiaonvshizishuozihuajiubaozhezaizaijinwule。
fujinzhoutaitounieleniemeixin,genshangqu:“ma,woshuole,zheibushiwodehaizi,qiangxingqianghaizi,shichufanfalvde!”
qiaonvshixingfendejiaobuyidun,duifujinzhoujiushiyidundui:“nibarenrengquweihuilangbufanfa?nigennilaopoqiangzhiaideshihoubufanfa?wogaosunifujinzhou,zaizheididouzanmenfujiajiushifa!!”
qiaonvshishuohuashizhongqishizude,yanlidexiongguanghuahuashechuqulaoyuan。
yipangzhangguanjiabuxingbei‘ju’hou,shenzibuyouzizhudouledou。
zheicaixiangqi,tamenjialaofuren,biekanxianzaicimeishanmude,nianqingshihoukeshizhenggedidoudousandoudeheibangdarenwu!
dangshigendichandahengdelaoyeduishangyan,liangrenxijielianli,shenglewugeerzi,xianzaifenbuquanqiu,quanshigelingyudejiaojiaozhe。
daxianshengkuaishoujiguwan,shoulidebaobeishangdaoyuangu,xiadaomingqing,zhiyoutabuxihuande,meiyoutadebudaode。
erxianshengkuaihuihua,yifuzuopin,youjiawushi,qiuhuaderennengpaijizuocheng。
sanxianshengzhubaodaheng,yingguohuangshiyedaita**dezhubao。
sixianshengjianzhukuangren,zhumingxietatajianzaode。
zhiyuwuxiansheng,yejiushitajiaxiansheng,suoyouxingyejunyoushelie,rujinzichanbianbuquanqiu。
jiushixianzailinshikaifeijiqudaodibai,yeyouzhuanrensaotaxiangying。
gengbieshuozhifujinzhouhaiyouwugeerzi,gege……gegedingjianzhongzhandianluanqibazao。
shuofujiashididoudewangfasuiranhenkuazhang。
danqueshitamenfujiashimeirenganrede。
至于抢小孩……
qiangxiaohaizheishitamendangranmeizuoguo!
youqiqiaonvshinianqingshihouzuibuxihuanxiaohaizi。
tajiawugeerzichaodetanaodaiteng,taptsd,kandaoxiaohaizhaopianyetouteng。
yaoshipingshijiandaonvbaotayezhishijuedexianmu。
jintianjiandaotaotao,neishuangqingchededayanjingkanzheta,tayishunjianjiujuedexinlimenghuale,rendingzheizhikenengshitamenfujiadenvwawa!
“zhangguanjia,likequjitaotaozuoqinzijianding!wokanlaowujiushibujianhuanghebusixin!”
qiaonvshileilifengxingdao,kanzhexiaotaotaoshi,youhuifulemanlianduixiaodenainailian:
“nainaideguaibaoera,nibabazheijinianbanizangnaerle,doumeirangnainaijianyimian,nainaihaoxiangniyou!”
xiaotaotaoyehaoxiangnainaia,nainaihaoxiangbizaitianshangdeshihougengheai。
zaitianshangtahaoxionghaoxiongde,zhangguanyinhedeshushubeitahededoubuganrangzhinvjiejieheniulanggegejianmianle。
“nainai,taotaolaipeinaimenlewa~”
xiaotaotaobaojinnainaidebozicengceng,juedenainaihaoxianghaoxianga!
zusunliangqulecantingchitiandian。
yongrenhaoqidezhunbeilexiaohaideneiyifen。
taotaogenzhenainaichidaohaochide,yibuxiaoxinxiaolianershangdoushinaiyouzi。
变成了一只大花猫。
fujinzhoujuedezijiamushangdarenshifengle!
随便一个女娃娃。
keaishikeaileyidiandian,danneijiunengdangtafujinzhoudenverle?
tashengqidelinqixiaotaotaoyaorengchuqu。
xiaotaotaoquebaozhetadegebopajintahuaizhong。
xiaonaiyoucengletayichenyi。
傅靳州:………
众人:………
先生洁癖啊!!
taotao:“babaeema,taotaojibabaliuleyou~”
xiaotaotaoxianbaodezhangkaishou。
fendududexiaorouzhangliyouyikuainiesuidexiaobinggan。
“alei?bingbingzenmeshuishuile?”
“shui……suile?suilebupa,zheihaiyou!”yizhiguanzhuzheibiandeqiaonvshilikedilexindeguolaijixiaotaotao。
xiaotaotaoxianbaosidejibabachi。
xiaoxiaodereneryanbabakanzheta,fujinzhouguishishenchadezhendechilexiaqu。
别说,味道不错。
“haochimie?”xiaotaotaotebieqidaidiwainaodai。
傅靳州:“难吃。”
zheidaodinajiahaizi,yidianmeiyoufencungan。
扔!
tajixuwangmenkouzou,rengxiaohai。
guanjialanzhutadequlukukoupoxindao:“xianshengxinwoba,zheizhendeshixiao**,ninkantahefurenzhangdeduoxianga!”
guanjianachuqushifurenxianledezhaopian。
xiaotaotaolikepushangquhanmama。
xiaokoushuiqinleyixiangkuang,tejiaoaodejibabakan:“womama~taotaomamapiaoliangmie~”
傅靳州:……
所有人:!!!
zheiguoranshilaotianjidenvwawa,tajuranrenshifurenzhaopian!
qiaonvshiyelibaotaotaodao:“nixiaoshihougentazhangdeyimoyiyang!!qinzijiandingbuyizhi,nijiubushiwoerzi!”
傅靳州:………
fujinzhou:manishibushishuofanle!
zhengzhijian,waimianlailejigebaidagua。
baidaguahoumianshifujialaoyezi,rangtamenganjincaiyangdna。
laoyezipangbianshigexiaobudian,kandaoxiaotaotaojiupaoguolaiyaobaobao:“xiaomeimei,wawu,woyouxiaomeimeila~~”
他的熊抱扑空了。
tadexiaomeimeibeiwushushutidela~~megao!tagoubuzhela!!
fumingxuanbugaoxingdebengyabeng,“woyaoxiaomeimei,xiaomeimei!!”
taotaoyechaotashenchushou,“xuanxuanguoguo,xuanxuanguoguowohaoxiangniya~~”
zheixiajialirendoulengzhule。
ruguoshuotaotaorenshifujinzhou,jiaobabashiouran,jiandaoxianlezhaopianjiaomamashiouran,neimexianzaijiandaotasanshujiadezai,zhijiejiaochuxuanxuangegelai,jiubunengshiouranleba?
“wuwuwu,wojiushuozheishizanmenfujiadezai,zheizaizaiwulunruhejiushizanmenfujiaren!!”qiaohuangzhunvshileimule。
fucanghaiyejidongwanfendao:“womenfujiazhongyuyounvzaile!!jinzhouxiaoshihougentayimoyiyanga!”
fujinzhou:……daofantiangangwei!