第002章 脑壳痛啊!

“shibushiwuhuinishuolebusuan,huitouwomenkendingyaodiaochayixiade。xiaodu,wozuozhujintianjinifangjia,nixianquyiyuanjianchashenti,zheishierkebunengmahu。lingwai,huidaojianiyaohaohaofansheng,yihouzuoshibiezheimechongdong。”

jiangxianfayipadushaojiedeshentichuwenti,erpaduifanghedaitongdemaodunshengji。

takaolvlepianke,juedingjizheixiaozifangyitianjia,jiudangshiduidushaojiepingshigongzuoqinmiandejianglile。

zhiyuzheijianshizenmechuli,tashuolebusuan,haidekelitaolunshenzhishishangbaocainengyoujielun。

“xiexiejiangkezhang,neiwoxianzoule。”

dushaojiedenaohailizhengzaifanjiangdaohai,benzheshaoshuoshaocuodeyuanze,taganjinquhuanleyifu,ranhouqizheyilianglaojiude“erbagang”yiliuyanchongchulezhonggongyejudedamen。

zheinianyuemeiyoudakayishuo,jieshangdecheliangshaodekelian,tashenzhihaikandaoleyilianglvche。

cishizhengzhilongdongjijie,chezheyaguodemaludaochudoushibingliuzi,gaodetatixindiaodande。haozaiyuanshendechejibucuo,jiroujiyizheiwanyichufeishigenghuanshenti,yaoburanhuigensuiyibeizi。

shiyingzhihou,dushaojiebianyuelaiyueqingsong,zhihualeershiduofenzhongdeshijianjiuhuidaolejiali。

dangran,zuihouyiduanpolutashituizhezixingcheshangqude。

zheiliangcheshiyuanshenfuqinliujitadeyichan,yeshijializuizhiqiandeyijiandongxi,suoyidushaojielaidaojiamenkou,zhijiejiangchezituijinleyuanzili。

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“xiaojie,jinerzenmezheimezaojiuhuilaile?”

dushaojiejiangzixingchetingzaimeipengdebianshang,yigesishilaisuizhangxiangjunxiudezhongniannvrencongwulizoulechulai。

takandaoshizijideerzi,haitingjingyade。

dushaojiezaishitangshangban,zhongwudouyaomangdaofandianzhihoucaihuixianxialai。jialijulidanweibusuanjin,yilaiyihuichabuduoyaozailushanghuafeiyigexiaoshideshijian,suoyitapingshihenshaohuijiawuxiu。

gengbieshuoxianzaicaishishangwu,julifandianhaizaoni。

dushaojiekanleyiyanyanqianzheigefengyunyoucundenvren,zhidaoduifangshiyuanshendemuqinhuangyuxiu。yuanshendefuqinqushizhihou,muqinzaoshoulezhongdadajiyibingbuqi,shentichedikuale。

tapingshizhinengshaogefan、xigeyifushenmede,dashuizuiduonengtibantong,zaiduoledoutibudong。

dushaojiexiamianhaiyoulianggemeimei,yijiarendeshenghuoyalidouyazailetazheigezhangzishenshang,riziguodejinbabade。

“woyoudianganmao,kezhangrangwohuilaixieyitian,mingtianzaiqushangban。waimianliang,niganjinjinwu。”

dushaojieduiyanqianderentianranyouyizhongqinjingan,tazhidaozheishiyuanshencanliudejiyizaizuoguai。

danmomingqimiaodechuanyuedaozheigeniandai,tazhidaoxianzaidoumeihuanguoshenlai,zhixianghaohaodeshuiyijuezailiyixiatouxu。

“e......neinichidianyaoqutangzheba。”

huangyuxiulazhedushaojiejinlewuli,haishenshoumolemoerzideetou,meifashao,xinlidedanxindaoshifangxialeyidaban。

haizitabazouchulezhihou,xiaojiejiuchenglejialidedingliangzhu,kebuganyoushashanshi。

jinmenzheijiansuanshizhengwu,yuanbentingkuanchang,danyijianwuzibeigechengleliangjian。waijianshiketingjiancanting,pingshiyijiarenchifanhuozhelailekerendoushizaiweizuozaizheili。

lijianshilianggemeimeidewoshi,baifangzhemuzhidegaodichuangyijiliangkoumuxiangzi,biedejiushenmemeiyoule。

jinmenyoushoudewuzishihuangyuxiude,dushaojiedewoshishijinmenzuoshoudeneijian。

keting(fanting)youyizhangbaxianzhuo,sizhoubaifangzhemutoutiaodeng。kaochuanghudejiaoluoliyouyigetiezhidelianpenjia,tangcidelianpendiaolehenduokuaideci,kanzheyouxiezhayan。

woshidemenbianshangshihuoqiang,jinaizhehuoqiangyouyigetiepiluzi,limiandetanhuobuwang,huangyuxiuyigerenzaijiaxianranbafengmendiaodaolezuixiao。

wulibusuanlengyebusuanre,xuyaochuanmaoyi。

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tadewuliyouyizhangdanrenchuang、yizhangshuzhuohedengziyijiyikoudamuxiang。shuazhebaishihuideqiangbikanqilaitingganjing,yimianqiangshangdingzheyipaiguagou,tapingshijingchangchuandeyiwujiuguazaineili。

jiatusibi,jueduishijiatusibi。

dushaojietuoquwaitao,ranhouzhitingtingdedaozailechuangshang。

yibiankanzhehumanjiubaozhidedingpeng,yibianxiangzhezijidexinshi。

“xitong......”

“xitongbaba.....”

“狗X的系统。”

tashouxianxiangdaolechuanyuezhedebiaopei“xitong”,xiaoshuolidoushizheimexiede。**,tadeqidailuokongle,xitongbabazishizhizhongdoumeichulai。

genjuyuanshengdejiyi,zheigepingxingshikongdelishihetayiqiandeshijiegaoduxiangsi,weilaijishiniandedashijinzaizhangwozhizhong。keshi,xianzaihaizhishiqishiniandai,tajibianyouqianbanjindianzi,quehennanzaiduanshijianneigaibianxianzhuang。

tazhishiyigeyongyouliangniangonglingdexuetugong,meigeyuedegongzizhiyou21kuai7mao3,jialisikourenquanzhiwangzheidianqianguorizi。

ranhouyouxiangqijintianfashengdeshi,dushaojiezhijuedeyigetoulianggeda,naokuohaotong。

“buguanzenmeshuo,zheifengongzuoshibunengdiude,qitadeyihouzaishuo。”

fenluandeniantouzaidushaojiedenaohailishengqiyouluoxia,buzhibujuejiushuizhele。

“ge,xingxing,gaichiwufanle。”

mimihuhuzhijian,dushaojietingdaoyourenzaierbianshuohua。

zhengyanyikan,yitouduanfadedameimeiduxiaomeizhengzhanzaichuangbian。

duxiaomeijinnian13sui,muqianshangchuzhongyinianji。tazaixuexiaolidewaihaoshi“jiaxiaozi”,xinggepolabuchikui,danshijishangzhangdehenpiaoliang,zhishibeichuanzhedabanzhegaileyibufenguangmang。

xiongmeisanrenzhangdedouxiangniang,rongmaoshangmeideshuo。

“嗯。”

dushaojieyiguliupaleqilai,yanshenfuzadekanleyiyandameimei。

yuanshenxiongmeideganqinghenhao,yechongfentixianlezhangzidefengcai。dantaqueshi“chulaizhadao”,zhanjuleyuanshendeshentibushuo,haiduoleyigebianyilaonianghelianggebianyimeimei,yishibanhuierzhenbuzhidaogaizenmehetamenxiangchu。

haozaiyuanshenshiyigehenchenmenderen,yongfaxiaosudapengdehuashuojiushi“sangangziyabuchuyigepilai”。

tadichende“ng”leyisheng,suijitaituizoulechuqu。

waijianwudeqiangjiaofangzhetiezhidelianpenjiahetangcilianpen,dushaojiexianquxilebalian,ranhoutaitoukanxiangqiangmianshangdejingzi。

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zheizhangmiankongjishuxiyoumosheng,tazhanzaijingziqianlengleyihuishen。

“geshigedalanchong,dabaitianshuijue。”

zheishi,xiaomeiduxiaoyacongwaimianpaolejinlai,kandaodushaojiebianxiaoxixidetieleshanglai。

xiaoguniangjinnian10sui,haizaishangxiaoxue,pingshizongxihuanzhanzhedage,zaijializuipaderenshijiejieduxiaomei。taoqideshihou,niangzuiduohanliangsangzi,dushaojieyibanbuzhisheng,weiyoujiejieduxiaomeineishizhenzou。