第1章 穿越成肥婆

“xiushuwomingrijiuzhaorenxie。ninazhexiushu,gun!”

mingxiuhehoubeipengdaoqiangshang,dunshihuolaladiteng。

miaode,zheigenanren,liqikezhenda!

tongshi,daliangdejiyiyongrunaohai,mingxiuhelengzailedangchang。

tajingranchuanyuele?erqietianzhidaoyuanshenyouduochun!

mingmingshijingchengdajiazudedinv,quebeishumeisuoshi,bazijichichengleyigeliangbaijindefeipo,haixiangpataizidechuang,jieguotaizidechuangmeipashang,fanerbeisuanjipaletashenbianqinxinxiaoxuanyide,ranhoutaizidaotai,xiaoxuanyibeiliufang,youbukenjitaxiushu,tazhinenggenzhelai。

weilenadaoxiushuzaodianhuijing,yuanshenzaizheibianhandeliaodongzhidisimingnaoteng,haiqiannudaoqinshengerzitoushang,ririnvedai,yizhiyusansuideerzidaoxianzaihaibuhuishuohua,danxiaoxuanyichulemeicitanaodetaiguodeshihouyelimodaoheta,jiushisihuobujixiushu。

yuanshenbunenghuijinghaibeiweixie,yushiyibuzuoerbuxiu,xiangyaoqiasierzi,dusixiaoxuanyi,danganggangqiazhuerzi,jiubeixiaoxuanyizhuangjian,nanrenbatawangpangbianyishuai,yuanshenjiuzheiyangguale。

ranhoumingxiuhejiubeipochuanyueguolai。

mingxiuheyukuwulei,tahaohaoyigeguojihuijishishiwusuolidegaojicaiwujingli,yankanzhejiuyaohunchenghehuoren,nianruqianwanzhirikedai,quebuxiangzaidujiadehaitanshangdalegeduner,xinglaijiuchuanyuechengjiakongchaodaidedaomeifeipo,mianduitazuochulaidezheiyidalantanzi。

xiaoxuanyilandeduokantayiyan——ruguobushierzishebudeqinniang,ruguobushidanxinerzirihoudongshimaiyuanta,tahuiyizhirongrenta?

danshixianzaikanqilai,tadacuotecuo。

taganggangjinmen,fenmingkanjiantachadianqiasiyeer!zheiyangdenvrenliuzheyebuhuizhidaohuigai!

mingxiuhekanxiaoxuanyiyanshenjueran,baozheerzidabuwangwaizou,gubudeshenmexingxianghejinchi,doudongzheyishenfeirou,paoguoqujiubaozhutadeyao,kudebitiyibayanleiyiba:“xianggong,xianggongwocuole!wozhendezhicuole!niyuanliangwozheiyici。”

kaiwanxiao,qianshenlinbuqing,tanaoziqueqingxingzheni!

likaixiaoxuanyi,tazenmenenghuoxialai?

yuanshenzufushitaizidangdesiduitou,yaoshihaikenguanta,zenmekenengrangtabeirensuanjijiajixiaoxuanyi,ranhoubandaoletaizi,rangtagenzhebeiliufangdaoliaodongzheiniaobulashidedifang?

suiranxiaoxuanyiliufangqianbeifeileyoushou,dantachulaizhadao,xiangyaohuoxiaqu,bixubaojinzheitiaodatui。

xiaoxuanyiyanedikanzhezheituanguazaitashenshangdefeirou,youqikandaotabitiyanleidoucengdaozijishenshang,erzizaihuaizhongdouyaobeitajidao,bukeqidibokaita,lenglengdidao:“mingxiuhe,niyouxiangshuashenmehuazhao!nibushiyizhixiangyaoxiushudema?”

mingxiuhenengqunengshen,“xianggong,wocongqianshizhuyoumenglexincaixianglikainide。woyihoudoutingnidehua,nirangwozhanzhewojuebutangzhe,rangwoxiwanwojuebushuaguo,nijiuliuxiawohaobuhao?”

xiaoxuanyimiansetieqing,muguangyoushen,jianmeijincu,xianranbingbuxiangxintadehua。

mingxiuhezhongyukanqingchuletademianrong,yekanqingchuletaejiaoyougeqingsedecizi“zui”。

neibingbuciyan,fanerrangtadeyinghanqizhigengtuxianchulai。

xiaoyekanzhemingxiuhe,yaozhexiaozuichun,suiranhenhaipa,danshihaishishitanzheshenchushoulaititacalei。

明秀禾哭得更凶了。

——zheimehaodehaizi,beinvedaichengzheiyanghaiguzheniang,yuanshenliangxinshibeigouchilema?

bu,tagenbenjiumeiyouliangxinjigouchi;ruguoyou,yeshigoudoubuchi。

xiaoxuanyikanzheerzidejudong,liansedunshiyouxiesongdong。

mingxiuheyanbabadikanzheta。

zheishihouwuwaiyoushengyinsiwujidandixiangqilai。

“feipozheishishouleshenmeciji?”

“sheizhidaoni!buzhidaoyoudashenmeguizhuyi,xiangyaopiantiejiangni!”

明秀禾炸了!

谁他娘的这么贱哪!

pazairenjiamenkoutingqiangjiaohaizheimeduohua,xiaoxuanyiyaoshitingjian,bujiugengyaoxiuletalema?