“嗝……”
jiangshinianchuledianti，dalegejiuge，yibusanhuangdizoudaotaofangmenkou，nakashuamen。
jieguoshualebantianmeifanying。
“sheishuonvzhuinangechengsha？fangpi！ge……qiuhunbeijujiubale……xianzailianmendouyaogenwozuodui……ge……”
jiujingshangtou，jiangshinianqidetaijiaojiuchaomenshangchuaiqu。
sheizhimenshixuyanzhede，tayijiaochuaiguoquchadianershuaigewutitoudi，haihaijishifuzhuleqiang。
tazuidelihai，jinmenqianyagenmeikanqingchumenpaihao，zheiligenbenbushitadingdeneijiantaofang。
jiangshinianyunyunhuhuwangxishoujianzou，erbianhuranchuanlaihuahuadeshuisheng。
tayijing，jiuyexinglesanfen，“shei！sheizailitou？”
无人应答。
denglepianke，tazoudaoxishoujianmenkouzixitoutinglimiandedongjing。
raner，erbianchulehuahuadeliushuisheng，zaiyetingbudaoqitashengxiang。
shuishengjiuxiangshiyidaoshenmidemozhouzaizhaohuanzheta，jiangshinianrutongzhongxieyiban，mengdiyibajiangbolimenlakai。
lishi，yiguqingliangdeshuiqipumianerlai。
tazhengzhemenglongdezuiyan，chaolitoukanqu。
gezheliangliangdeshuiwu，yougenanrenbeiduizhetazhanzaihuasaxiachongzao。
baichenshanheixikubuliaokaojiu，baoguochutaxiuzhangtingbadeshenxing。jinyimijiudeshengao，biliwanmei。
cishi，shuibuduanconghuasalipenchu，batadeyifuconglidaowaijiaodetoutou。
洗澡不脱衣服？
真是活久见！
suiranmeikandaozhenglian，danshijiangshiniancongtaxiuzhangqingshoudebeiyinglimacaidaoletadeshenfen。
“xiaoge……ge……nijincuofangjianleba……”
sheibuzhidaodonggongdenangongguanchuchangfeibinanmingxinghaigui，talinghuaqiandougongxianzaizheijiantaofangshangle，kemeiqianercixiaofei。
denglehaopianke，jiannanrenpangruowurendijixuchongliang，yagenbudalita，jiangshiniannule，“wei，nierlongma？”
jiantahaibudahua，tahuanghuangyouyoudizoudaotagenqian，baliancouguoqu，“wo……ge……wennihuani？”
tingdaobeijiuqixunrandeqingtianwenruandeshengyin，beiduitazhanlidenanrenjibeihenhenyijiang。
guolehaobanshang，caihuanhuanzhuanguolian。
gezheboboshuilian，jiangshinianmizhezuiyan，bamuguangtouxiangnanrenneizhangrenshengongfendejunlian。
zhijiantawuguanlunkuojunmeiruhua，meiyanshensui，bilianggaoting，ruxilashenhuazhongzuiyaoxiemeihuodeshendi。
jiangshinianyizhiyiweizijideqingmeizhumashi‘renjianlixiang’xing，keshiyanqiannanrenzhangdebitahaihaokan，jianzhishi‘renjianwangxiang’neiyikuan！
takandaile，jiezhejiuyichongnanrenchuileshengkoushao，“yo，xiaogezhangdehentoupaima！”
tabingmeiyouzhuyidaonanrenlianshangyouliangmobuzhengchangdehongchao，minchundedongzuorangjiabiandejiuworuoyinruoxian，shideyuanbenjiushuaiqimirenderongyangengduoleyifenyaomei。
tangyuhanlenglengkanzhechuangjinyushilaidenvsheng，qiheirumodeyanmouyanseyoushenlejixu。
gangcaizaifanjushang，tahelebanbeijiu，suihoujiuganjueshentibutaiduijing。
tazhaojiekouchulebaojian，shuaidiaozhipianrendezhulihuifangjianchonglengshuizao。
yuanbenyaoxiaoyijingkuaiyaxiaqule，pianpianyougebuzhitiangaodihoudeyatouchuanglejinlai！
yushilishuiqimisan，tasuirankanbuqingchuxiaoyatoudelian，shentiquehenchengshidizaicishengwen。
nanrenshencedeshuangshousisikoujin，bashixiancongjiangshinianshenshangyikai，nuliyuyaoxiaozuodouzheng。
erjiangshinianmuguangshunzhenanrenzhanmanshuizhudeceyingmanmanwangxiayi，zhijiannanrendechenyikouziquanbusankai，luchuwanmeideshencai。
jingzhidesuoguxia，shijianshijianshuodexiongtang，jirouxiantiaoxingganzhongtouchukuangjuandeliliangmei。
cishi，yidijingliangdeshuizhuluoxia，shunzhetaderenyuxianhuajinpidaijiekaidexikuli。
shitoudexikubaoguozhedeshuangtuiyouzhiyouzhang，xingganyouliaoren。
xiaxiaodekongjianli，hunshenshitounanrensanfazhenongnongdeheermengqixi。
yuanlai，nanrenchuanyifuxizaoyekeyiruciliaorenxinxian！
jiangshinianzhengyuanleyishuangbeijiuqixundeshuiwangwangdemouzi，yishunbushundikanzheta，buyouzizhuditunletunkoushui。
哇！
这身材，真是绝了！
tazhengdingzhenanrenzoushen，erpanchuanlaiyidaobinglengdiyadeshengyin。
“出去！”
jiangshinianyizheng，huanglehuangyunhuhudenaodai，bijintagenqian，meiyanwanwan，xianggediaoxiliangjiashaonandenvliumang，“xiaoge，nixizaoweishenmebutuoyifu？”
nanrenhoujiegundong，yazhizhexindibuduanshengtengdehuoqi，bochunxianqiyidaolengmang，“gunchuqu！”
zaijiangshinianderenzhili，xiangtazheizhongganfuwuxingyededuisheidouyinggaixiaolianxiangying。
tameixiangdaotahuihouziji，yiweishitingcuole，“nishuoshenme？”
tangyuhanshentidewenduhaizaijiejiepansheng，shiyelishaonvmohudemianrongyijingchuxianzhongying。
jiantalaizaizheilibuzou，takezhizhefanzaodeqingxu，feilicongchijianbengchuyigezi，“gun！”
jiangshinianyanjingdengdegengdale，“niweijingyunxupaowofangjianxizao，haiyoulileshiba？”
tanaodaiyijingbeijiujingxunchengleyituanjianghu，danziyedalebushao，shangqianliangbuyibazhuaizhunanrenshenshangmingguidechenshan，“zou！woyaozhaojinglitousuni！”
tangyuhanwenzhetashenshangjiazazheshaonvxinxiangdejiuqi，huxijicu，zhanheidemouziliyansenongdefangfoyaodichumolai。
shixianluozaitafeisedechunbanshang，tayagentingbuqingchutazaishuoshenme，zhijuedeyouyituanhuozaizhuoshangtadehoulong，sangzizaodelihai。
jiangshinianwanquanmeiyouzhuyidaonanrendeyiyang，haizaiyonglilatagebo，“nigenwo……ge……zou……woyaotousu……”
xiayike，tangyuhanturanchushoukouzhutadeshouwan，burongfenshuodiyibajiangtadizaibinglengdeqiangbishangranhouzhenggerenfushenbijinguoqu。
“zenme，nipale？fangshou，fangkaiwo……”
jiujingshangtou，jiangshinianzuideyitahutu，lianzhengzhadoushiruanmianmiande。
tangyuhanjugaolinxianizheta，meiyujiantiaochusisibunai，“bizui！”
“fangkaiwo……nidengzhe……wokendingtousu……wu……”jiangshinianhaimeifanyingguolai，chunbanjiubeituranluoxiadechunfengzhu。
tabanmidezuiyanshuadiyixiazhengdelaoda，shahuhudengzhejinzaizhichidejunlian，mengle。
dengfanyingguolaizheigenanrenzaiganshenme，tatoupiyima，zhenggerendouzhale！
tadechu、chu、chuwena！juranzhezaiyigenangongguandeshoulile！
王八蛋！
她要杀了他！
jiangshinianyangshoujiuyaoshanta！
raner，shoucaitaiqilaijiubeinanrenfanjianzaitoudingshangfang。
huasadeshuidazaitayanjingshang，nanrendemoyangyuefamohu。
ertongshi，yaoxiaozuoyongxia，tangyuhanbatalaolaojinguzaihuaili，gengshendiwenxiaqu。
jiangshinianhuxibeilveduo，wulunzenmezhengzhadoumeibanfahandongnanrenbanfen，dangchangjihongleyan。