第1章
我死在了新婚夜。
jiehundangri，wodezhangfuquezaihunlixianchangqiwoerqu，rangwochengweiquanchengxiaobing。
zaiwobeisharenkuangxijibotongqiujiudianhuashi，tarangwoganjinsi，silejiumeirenzairewomeimeibukaixinle。
siqian，wokandaolemanchengyanhuo。
neibenshiweileqinghewomendahunranfangde，quechengletataolingyigenvrenhuanxindeshouduan。
woyiweiwozheigebanjiaoshisiletazhongyukeyihewomeimeimingzhengyanshunzaiyiqile。
quebuxiang，dezhiwodegutoubeizuochengfozhubeitariyefumoshi，wodezhangfufengle。
yishixiaosanqian，wobotonglerenshengzhongzuihouyitongdianhua。
dianhuaneiduanyipianxuanhua，jinjiezhechuanlainanrenbinglengdeshengyin，“suyu，ninaogoulemeiyou？woyijingjileniyichangshengshihunli，wobuguoshipeipeiananbale，nihaiyoushenmebuzhizude。”
xianxuezaijisuliushi，sharenkuangjiuzaiwodeshenhou，jugaolinxiarutonglouyiyibankanzhegouyancanchuandewo。
tazhidao，womashangjiuyaosile，fanbuqilangle。
kewoxinyoubugan，rengjiubaozhezuihouyisijiaoxing。
baisedehunshabeijiangshuidashi，qunbaishangzhanmanlenitu，hunshenlangbeidewoyongjinlezuihouyisiliqikaikou：“shiyan，jiujiuwo！”
lushiyanbunaifandaduan：“goule，zheizhongbaxinimeiyouyanni，wodoukannile。”
“womeiyoupianni，yourenyaoshawo......”
“he。”talenglengyixiao。
“suyu，nizhiqianshizhuangbing，xianzaiyoushinayichu？”
“nijiuzheimequeaima？anankeshinideqinmeimei，niyijingshilutaitaile，nandaofeideyaobisitacaikaixin？”
cigudehanfengguazaiwoshenshangyejibushangtachaofengdehua，kanzhewoshenxiadexianxueranhongledapianhunsha，wozhidao，siqidaole。
libiedehuayanlexiaqu，woyangmianchaotianfangqilezhengzha，shengyinhenqing：“keshihaoduanduanhuozhedeshisuningan，erwo......kuaisileni。”
“neiniganjinsi，silejiubuhuizaireananshengqile。”
dianhuaguaduanqian，wotingdaoyidaotianninideshengyin：“gege，yanhuaxiukuaiyaokaishile。”
lushiyandeshengyinxiaoshi，erbianzhishengxiahuxiaoerguodefengsheng，ranmanxianxuedeshoujicongwodezhangxinhualuo，zhongzhongzazaileshuibian。
jianqideshuihualuodaowodeyanli，huachengguntangdeyanlei，shunzhelianjiahuanhuanhualuoxialai。
zaifeiwudedaxuezhong，qiheidetianbianliangqilexingxingdiandiandeguangmang，shanshuodewurenjiruxinghecuican。
erpanxiangqizheneryulongdebaozhasheng，tongkongliyingzhaochuwushuzhanfangdeyanhuo。
zheiyichangshengshiyanhuatahualebannianshijianzhunbeiqinghewomendahun，daotoulaiquechengletataolingyigenvrenhuanxindeshouduan。
yourenfalaileyizhangzhaopian，zaimantiancanlandeyanhuozhong，wodezhangfuhuaizhongyikaozhebiedenvren。
tayiguanduiwolengmodezuijiaoweiweishangyang。
zaitamendexingfuzhong，woyongyuanbishangleyanjing。
tingshuorensihouhuidaoyincaodifulunhui。
ruguozhendeyoulaisheng，wobuxiangzaiyushanglushiyan。
pianpianshiyuyuanwei，dengwozaiduyouyishishiwobiankandaolexuanlandexingkongxia，neiyiduiyongwendenannv。
shiwodezhangfulushiyanhewodeqinmeimeisuningan。
“lushiyan，nimenbunengzheiyang！！！”
wofafenglesidechongguoqu，shouzhijingzhichuanguoletamendeshenti。
dixiatou，wozhengzhengkanzhezijijinhutoumingdeshenti，shenpangmeiyourenzhuyidaowo。
wocaihuangrandawuwoyijingsile，linghunbuzhidaozenmelaidaoletamenshenbian。
kanzhemianqianshenwenderen，yuanlairensihouyeshihuixintengde。
fenminghetaqingmeizhumaderenshiwo，bujiuqianlushiyanhaixinshidandangenwochengnuo，taduisuninganzhishixiongmeizhiqing，taaiderencongtoudaoweizhiyouwo。
youshiyidaoyanhualveguocangqiongfachuhongmingsheng，lushiyanturanjingxingmengdituikailesuningan。
“anan，womenbunengzheiyang。”
suninganlianshanghaiyoumeituisandechaohong，xiaolianzaihuoyandeyingzhaoxiaxiandegewaidongren，tayaozhehongchun：“gege，wobushiguyide，wozhishi......qingnanzijin。”
lushiyanmolemotadetou，“haole，womeiyouguaini，wodagedianhua。”
wokandaotanachushoujibotonglewodedianhua。
wohunshenfaleng，ershiduoniandeqingyi，daozuihouyiwenbuzhi。
jiulianxiangqiwo，yedoushigensuninganenaiwan，caihuijiwozheigeyisizhirendadianhua。
嘟嘟嘟——
chaoguolesansheng，bingmeiyoutingdaowodeshengyin。
yaozhidao，weilelushiyanwo２４xiaoshidaiji，zhiyaotazhaowo，yongyuanbuhuichaoguosanshengdianhuajiuhuijietong。
keshilushiyan，woyijingsile，yigesirenzenmenengjietongdianhuani？
lushiyanmeixinjinsuo：“anan，woqusuyufadedingweineikankan。”
shia，zongsuanshixiangqilaiwolema？
wozaisiqianjianghebiandedingweifajilelushiyan，ruguotaxianzaiguolaihainengjiwoshoushi。
shijianzhangle，wobuzhidaoneigexumouyijiudesharenkuanghuiduiwodeshitizuoshenme。
yizhixiaoshouzhuazhuletadeshouwan，suninganchuchukeliandingzheta：“gege，nipeipeiwohaobuhao？”
lushiyanyanlishanguoyimoyouyu，“keshisuyu......”
“jiejieyixiangxihuanyanxi，niwangjilezhiqiantashuozijizaiyiyuanzuoshoushu，nidiuxiashangbaiyideshengyiganhuilai，tabuhaishihuobengluantiaode？haiyouxianqiantashuoyourengenzongta，buyemeishi？”
“woneigejiejiea，tazixiaobeijiarenchonghuai，zuixihuanwanzheizhongbaxile，takeshisujiadaxiaojie，sheinengduitabuli？”
zheifanhuadaxiaolelushiyandechiyi，tarouleroupibeidemeixin。
“yaoshisuyunengyouniyibandongshijiuhaole。”
suninganxiaole，woyexiaole。
fenmingcongqianshitashuo：“bubeiaidehaizicaixuyaodongshi，wodeyuyuziyisuixingjiuhao。”
lushiyanguozhenmeiyouzailaixunwo，haidaizhesuninganqulewomendehunfang。
wodangzaimenkoubuxiangrangtatongguo。
yourutangbeidangche，suninganxiaozhechuanguowodeshenti。
yuanlaibuguanshiwohuozhehaishisile，doumeibanfazuzhita。
suninganchuanzhewodeshuiquncongxishoujianchulai，zheibenshiwodasuanxinhunzhiyejilushiyandejingxi。
lushiyanzaikandaoneiboshaxiamanmiaodeshenqu，houjiegundong，tongkongyeanlean。
hetaxiangchuneimejiu，wozenhuibuzhidaoneishitadongqingdeqianzhao。
kandaoliangrenzhijianzishengdeaimeiqixi，woyounuyounanguo。
“anan，zheishisuyudeyifu。”lushiyantixingdao。
“wozhidao。”talanzhulushiyandebozi，“gege，wozhidaonizaojiubuxihuanjiejiele，nixihuanderenshiwoduibudui？”
“suningan，nishikeerzhi。”lushiyanshengyinlengleleng。
suninganyanleidakedakegunluoxialai，taxiangjileyizhibeirenpaoqidekelianchongqiqicancandao：“guolejinwan，nijiushiwojiefule，wobutanxin，jiuyiwan，yiwanhaobuhao？gege，woxiangchengweinidenvren。”
“qitashenmewodoukeyidayingni，weiduzheijianshibuxing！”lushiyantuikaileta。
suninganduoleduojiao，“neihao，nibuyaowo，wojiujiangzijijiqitaren，waimaixiaoge，qingjiegong，nanmo，napashitianqiaoxiadeqigai！”
“胡闹！”
“fanzhengnidoubuyaowole，lianwozheigexinyuandoubukenmanzu，wo......”
lushiyanjiangtacheruhuaizhong，yiwenfengjian。
wozaiyipangsixinliefeidejiaohansheng，meiyourenherentingdao。
lushiyan，zheigewoaileshiduoniandenanren，quezaiwomendehunfanggenwodemeimeifanyunfuyu。
woqinyankanzhezheiyiwan，lushiyanjiangtayayiyijiudeqingxuquandoushifanglechulai。
qingchendeyangguangsaluozaisuninganneijumanshihenjideshenzishang，tahaixiudewanglushiyanhuailizuan。
lushiyanhuifulelizhi，lianshangyouxieaonaozhise，“anan，zuowanwomen......”
wolengxiao，gaizuodedouzuole，xianzaihouhui，youshenmeyong。
脏了！
“gege，nifangxin，woyidingbuhuigaosujiejiede，congjinwanghounijiushiwodejiefu，wohuichuguoliuxue，zaibuchuxianzainimendeshijie。”
lushiyanmeitouweisuo，“sheirangnilikai？ni......”
huayinweiluo，dianhualingshengxiangqi，lushiyanjietongledianhua。
dianhuaneiduanchuanlaiyidaoyansudenansheng：“luxiansheng，jinzaoyourenzaibinjiangdalaoqiyijiangaodinghunsha，tongguochayanshiniqizisuyuzuotianchuande，nilaijingjuxiezhudiaocha。”