第六章:老婆,我想

“heng,xiaozi,pingniyexianggenlaozidou,laoziyouyiwanzhongfangfagaosini!jintianwanshang,benshaosuoshoudechiru,yidingyaozaizhangmingyuenei**shenshangshibeidetaohuilai!”

yixiangdaozhangmingyueneiwanmeidejiaoqu,longxiaotianbuyoudehuxidouhuorelejifen。

“zeze,shuangfeijiemeihua,wandehaitinghuama!”

douranyidaoceyinyindeshengyinzilongxiaotianshenhouxiangqi。

“a……”longxiaotianhedehunshenyijiling。

“lin……linyun……nizenmezaizheili?”

shafazhishang,buzhiheshiduoleyimingmianselengjundeqingnian,bushilinyunyoushiheren。

“haoxiaozi,nijingranganzhudongsongshangmenlai!”

fanyingguolai,longxiaotianyilianyinyidehoudao:“lairen,bazheixiaozijiwozhuaqilai,lairena……”

“biehanle,benzunxianchao,suoyixianrangtamenbizuile!”

linyunyouxiebunaifanderoulerouerduo。

“zheishi……”lakaimendeshunjian,longxiaotianliansecanbaiyipian。

zhenggezoulanglishushimingxiaodihengqishubadedaozaidishang,langjieyipian。

“a……”neiliangmingshuangbaotaigangyaojingjiao,linyuntaishouyipai,jingyingdehongjiuyouruxuesedezidanyibanfeilechuqu,shunjianjiangliangrenzayun。

“benzunshuoguo,wodenvren,moshuopeng,niganxiang,wobianfeileni,kanlainimeiyoubabenzundehuafangzaiyanlia!”

linyunhuanhuanzhanqishenzi,yigubinglengdeshaqimimankailai,zhenggebaojianyourubingkuyiban。

“ni……nixiangganshenme?”

longxiaotianshuangtuidazhan,hedeyipipidunzaidishang。

“fangxin,wobuhuishanide!”

linyunzuijiaojichuyimoxiaorong,tataishoutaochusangenshijigongfenzhangdedahaoyinzhen,chaozhelongshaoneigeweizhipiaoleyiyan。

kanzheneimoguibandexiaorong,longxiaotianshunjianganjuekuaxiayiliang。

“ni……nibieguolai!”

“hehe,youdianxiaotenge!”

linyunlengxiaoyisheng,sanmeiyinzhenhanmangshanshuo。

“a……”yigujuliedetengtongyouruchaoshuiyibanxilai,longxiaotiankoutubaimo,quanshenmengliedechouchulejixia,shunjianyunxuanguoqu。

bangexiaoshihou,longxiaotiandouranzhengkaishuangyan,linyunzaoyijingbuzhisuozong。

“neigeemozoulema?”

tajingkongdehuanshisizhou,zheicaizhangshuleyikouqi。

“dengyixia,xiamian……zenmemeizhijuele?”

longxiaotiandengzhe,liansejingkongwanfen。

“zenmehuizheiyang?ganjuebudaole……”

“bu……”

yidaobishazhugengjiacanliedehoushengxiangchezhenggejiuba。

……

“shenme?jinwanyanhuiquxiao……wei,longshao,nintingwoshuo……dudu……”

zhangmingyueyijuhuameishuowan,duimianzhijieguaduanledianhua。

“wanle,longshaoyidingshiyinweibaitiandeshiqingshengqile,zheigexiangmuwoyijinggenlesangeyuelea!”

zhangmingyuebeichiqingyao,shuangyanweiweiyouxiefanhong。

“heng,doushiyinweilinyunneifeiwu,lihun,zheihunyidingyaoli!”

wangqiupingwuzhemianmo,qifendelenghengyisheng。

“xingle,linyunxianzaihaishengsiweibu,nijiubietianluanle!”

zhangqingyangzhangtanleyikouqi,zenmezijigangxiaban,jialijiushengchuzheimeduoshilai。

“heng,yaobushinizheigewonangfeimeiyong,yizanmenmingyuedetiaojian,zenmekenenghuijiajilinyunzheigefeiwu!”

wangqiupinghenhendenglezhangqingyangyiyan。

“neishilaoyezideyiyan,woyoushenmebanfa?”

张清扬一脸无奈。

“pei,nijiudangyibeiziwonangfeiba,niyaoshinengyemenyihui,zanmenjiayebuhuiguochengxianzaizheigeyangzi!”

wangqiupingyilianxianqidepailepailianshangdemianmo。

“jiushi,woyezhichilihun,jie,wotongxuerenshihaoduogaofushuaini,shenmebadaozongcai,nuannanxiaolanggouni,nixihuanshenmeyangde,doubaozaiwoshenshang,jueduijinizhaogebilinyunhaoyiwanbeidelaogong!”

zhangxiaoyuezuilisaizheyashuacongloushangzoulexialai。

“shuanideyaba!”

张明月摇了摇头。

zhangxiaoyuejuelejuezuiba,chaozheweishengjianzouqu。

“mingyuea,mingtianjiushilaotaitaideshengri,niliwuzhunbeihaomeiyou?”

wangqiupingmeihaoqideshuodao:“wotingshuozhangxiaotianneiqunbaiyanlangtiantianzailaotaipomianqianshuozanmenjiahuaihua,zheicishengriyan,keqianwanbunengbeitiaochushenmemaobinga!”

“fangxinbama,woyijingrangxiaomizhunbeihaole,ninkan!”

zhangmingyuejiangyizhijingzhidelihedileguoqu。

“a……selanga……”

wangqiupinggangyaodakai,douranyidaojianjiaozhishengcongweishengjianchuanlai。

“selangzaini?”

wangqiupingzhuazhetuoxiekuangbenerlai。

weishengjian,zhangxiaoyuewuzheyanjingwawaluanjiao,yimingshangshen**denanzizhanzaiweishengjianli,mianseganga。

“linyun,ni……nizenmezaizheili?”

张明月一脸惊异。

“ta……shencaijingranzheimehao?pei,woxiangshenmeni?”

zhangmingyuemianseweihongdehuanglehuangnaodai。

“haonigelinyun,zhenshichoubuyaolian,nizaijiaxizaojingran**yifu,nishibushiguyixiangzhanxiaoyuebianyi!”

wangqiupingdengzheyanzhuzi,yilianxionghan。

“heng,takendingshikuijiuwodemeise,wojiuzhidao,zheigeqinshouzaojiuduiwojuxinbuliangle!”

zhangxiaoyuezuibajuedelaogao。

“meise?niyouma?”

linyunshangxiapiaoleyiyan,xiaozheyaoleyaotou。

“ma,nikanta……tachaoxiaowo!”

zhangxiaoyueshunjianqidezhiduojiao。

“linyun,nizhenshidanziyuelaiyuedale,haibuganjinbayifuchuanhao,gunqujiwoguicuobanqu!”

王秋萍气氛的吼道。

“ma,nimenshibushiwangleshenme?”

张明月一脸无语。

“yi,ni……nibushibeiyangjiazhuazoulema?zenmehuizheili?”

turanxiangdaoleshenme,wangqiupinglianseguaiyizhiji。

linyungankeyisheng,tazongbunengshuoshenshangyouxue,laixixiba。

“yangjiadeshishigewuhui,yijingjiejuele!”

林云探了探手。

“qie,wojiushuoma,nizheifeiwuzenmekenengzhaoredeleyangjiazheidengdarenwu!”

王秋萍一脸不屑。

“haolehaole,meishijiuhao,yijiarenpingpingananjiuxing,jintiandajiadouleileyitianle,zaodianxiuxiba!”

zhangqingyangdayuanchangdexiaodao。

“heng,xiuxishenme?taqifuxiaoyuedeshihaimeishuoqingchuni……”

“行了,睡觉了!”

wangqiupinghaimeihouwan,beizhangqingyanglahuilefangjianzhizhong。

睡觉?”

林云眼睛一亮。

shiwannianlai,taguzhenzhangmian,zheiyiketayijingdengdailetaijiu。

kanzhezhangmingyueneiwanmeidejiaoqu,napashishiwanniandexiuxing,linyunxinzhongyebuyoudefanqiyisibolan。

genzhezhangmingyuelaidaofangjian,linyunshengyinweiweiyouxieganse。

“laopo,woxiang……”

huala,tayijuhuameishuowan,yichuangbeizipitougailianzadaotatoushang。

“jinwannishuizoulang!”

pengdeyisheng,damenguanbi。

linyunzuijiaomengliedechoulechou。

xiangwotangtangmiefamozun,jingranyeyoubeiganqushuizoulangdeyitian?