第4章 熊孩子出没

tanxierzuozaidianpuli,qilehucha,chileyikoutazuixihuandemigao。

jiangxiaoyimangzhehexianshangkehugoutong,xianzaishihulianwangshidai,henduodongxidounengzaixianshangjiejue。

tazheigedianpu,sushifenggedezhuangshi,guxiangguse,dianmianlibaizheyixiezhenzhenjiajiadebaijian,doushichongmenmiandewanyier。

yibanhaohuo,tadoushizuoshoulaiyoushoujiuchule,yongtadehualaishuo,zhenzhengnengmaichuqudecaishibaobei,maibuchuqude,jiushiyijianmeiyongdebaishe。

tazheidangpushenmedoushou,gudongguwan,jinyinzhubao。buguoyibantadouhuiyaohaochushoudedongxi,bijingtabuxihuanzijidedangpubianchengsirenchenlieguanhuozheshi……cangku。

“叮铃——”

zheishihoudianpudemenbeirentuikai。

jiangxiaoyiyizhaoguanlixiaozhedao:“huanyingguang……”

buguohuameishuowan,tajiulengzhule。

tanxieryecetoukanxiangmenkou,yeshiyileng。

jiukandaoyigedingdianerdadexiaohaier,zhijiantayongzhechinaidejingertuikaileneishanhouzhongdebolimen。tatuimenjinlai,zhanzaimenkoudaliangzhezhouweihuanjing。

haizizhangderuannuonuode,xiangyizhi**qdandenuomituanziyiban,feichanghaokan。

jiangxiaoyizaijutaihoutanchugeshenzi,kanzheneixiaohaierwendao:“zheishisheijiadexiaohaier?”

xiaohaieryangqixiaonaodaikanxiangjiangxiaoyi,kanleyihuierhoushuodao:“nikanzhebutaixiang。”

jiangxiaoyimomingqimiaokanzhemianqiandexiaonuomituanzi,bujiedewendao:“xiang……shenme?”

tanxierkanzhezheixiaobudianer,zhanqishen,zouleguolai,dunxialaihemianqianzheizhixiaonuomituanzipingshizhewendao:“nishisheijiadexiaohaier,xiangzhaoshei?”

xiaohaiershangshangxiaxiakanletahaobantianhou,zhongyukaikoushuodao:“wojuedenitingxiangde。nihewobarenshiduojiule?nijiaoshenmemingzi,jisuile,niyoumeiyounanpengyou?nizhaonanpengyouyaoshenmetiaojian?”

tanxierkanzhemianqiandexiaohaier,buyouqingxiaochusheng,“woweishenmeyaogaosuniwojiaoshenme,haiyou,nibashishei?”

xiaohaierwaizhenaodaikanzheta,yilianbuxiangxindeshuodao:“nipianren,wobachelidedaohangdingweijiushizheili,tazheijitianmeitiandouyaolaihaojihuini,nijingranshuoniburenshiwobaba?”

tanxierkanzhetakuxiaobude,shuodao:“xiaohaier,wozheiershidangpu,nishuonibayitianyaolaihaojici,neiwojianyinihuijiawenwenniba,shizuijinqueqianlema?”

xiaohaierkanzheta,shuodao:“wojiabuqueqian,woyezhidaozheishidangpu,waimiandezixiezheni,worenshineijigezi。”

tanxierkanzheta,suiranyilianzhiqi,danshixianranzheihaiziheyibanhaizigengjiadecongming。

erzheishi,dianpuwaiyouhaojigerenpaoguo。

xiaohaierlijibaozhuletadetui,duodaoletashenhou,“qianwanbunengbeitamenfaxianwo,tamendoushihuairen,tamenzaizhuawo。”

yipangdejiangxiaoyiwenyanlijijinzhangdewendao:“xier,yaobubaojingba,zheixiaohaierpabushiyudaorenfanzile。”

tanxierhuitoukanzheduozaizijishenhoudexiaojiahuo,xiaojiahuozhengyangzhetoukanzheta,wuliuliudedayanjingshanzhejingguang。

yushitaduoshaoxinlizhidaozheishizenmehuishile,yushishuodao:“xiaojiahuo,nilaoshigaosuwonilaizheiernijialirenbuzhidaoba?suoyitamenbushihuairen,shizhaonideren,woshuodeshibushi?”

xiaotuanzikanzheta,buyan。

tanxierkanzheta,shenshourouleroutadenaodai,xiaoxiaodao:“nibanibadelianxifangshijiwo,woxianzaijiuqulianxitaguolaijieni。”

xiaotuanzikanzheta,suijilijizhuazhuleta,suihoubiankanzhexiaojiahuobianlebianzuiba,daishanglejifengengyandeshuodao:“wobuyao,womamadiule,babayaoquxinmamale,tabuyaowole。”

tanxierwunai,qingtanyishengshuodao:“suoyinishijuedewoshinibazhaodexinmama?”

xiaotuanzishuodao:“nibushima?”

tanxierxiaodao:“woliannibashisheidoubuzhidao,wozenmekenengshinixinmama?”

xiaotuanzikanzheta,haishiyilianbuxiangxindeshuodao:“danshiwobazuijintiantianlaizheiera。”

buguojiuzaizheishi,yougerenzhanzaimenkouhanleyisheng,“zaizheier!zhaodaole!renzhaodaole!”

eryucitongshi,yigenvrentuikailetanxierdedianpudamen。suihoubiankandaoqinmuchencongwaimianzoulejinlai。

jiangxiaoyimeijianguozheijiashi,hededuodaoletanxierdeshenhou,xiaoshengwendao:“xier,zheibushiqinshijituandezongcaima,nei……womenzenmeban?tamenbuhuijuedewomenshirenfanziba?”

tanxiermeiyoushuohua,zhishipingjingdekanzheyijingzoudaozijimianqiandeqinmuchen。

tayijiuneimecongrong,pingdan。

kanqinmuchenjiufangfokanyigemoshengrenyiban。

tademuguangyeyeshifenpingjing,sihaomeiyouyinweizijierzipaodiuleeryoubandiandejinzhang,fanerxiangshimianduiyigeshangchangshangdequtanpandeduishouyiban。

dantaxianranyemeiyoudasuanhetanxierhanxuanshenme。

zhijiantachuimoukanzheduozaitanxierjiaobiandexiaojiahuo,pingjingdeshuodao:“guolai。”

xiaotuanzixianranduitafuqinshiyoujingweide,danshitahaishizhengzhazhexiangyaoweichitajueqiangderenshe,“woshibuhuihuiqude。”

“nixianghewotanpan,niduozainvrenshenhousuanshenmenanren?jiranyaotanpan,jiuxianggenanrenyiyangdangmianhewoshuoqingchu,nidaodizainaogeshenme!”qinmuchenzeshifenbukeqideshuodao。

xiaotuanzishaoshaochenmolepianke,xianranmingbailezijibabadeyisi,yushizoudaoqianmian,yangqixiaonaodaijueqiangdekanzhezijidefuqin,shifenqifenhejiandingdeshuodao:”wobuyaoheniguole,woyaoquzhaowozijidemama,wobuyaoneigenvrenzuowodemama,tameiyouzigezuowomama,wofeichangtaoyanta,tameicidouzainibuzaishihouduiwoxiong,zainimianqiandeshihoujiazhuangduiwohao,tayiweiwohetayiyangsha,yiweiwobuzhidaotajiushiweiletaohaoni。”

qinmuchenchuimoukanzhexiaotuanzi,zheigeerziguoranbuhaodai,tabeishou,daoshiyeshifenrenzhendehuidadao:“nizheishisangewenti。shouxiannixianzaiyounenglizijiduzishenghuoma?daanshibuneng,wojidewohenishuoguole,nibuxianghewoyiqizhu,keyi,dengnichengnianyihouniyaohesheiguodoukeyi,danshixianzaibuxing!dier,niyaoquzhaonima,nimazainaernizhidaoma?niyaoqunaerzhao,youfangxiangma?disan……”

qinmuchenkanzhemianqiandingdianerdadehaizi,anandeshenxileyikouqi,yuqizerouhelebushao,jixushuodao:“sheigaosuniwoyaojinizhaohoumade?wozaojiushuoguo,nimajiuyige。”