“qinfan，wojinilianleshima？”
啪！
suyuyaochuanzheyijiandanbodeheiseneiyi，tuishangdeheisiyinyuenenggouzhezhubaixidexiuzhangxitui，mouzilimianmanshiqingmiehelengmo，gaoaodidingzheqinfan：“wozuihouzaiwenniyibian，nidaodizuobuzuowodenanren！”
“hehe，suyuyao，laozijiusuanshizhaotiaogou，yebukenengzaiyaoni！”
qinfankanzhemianqiandesuyuyao，cashileyixiazuijiaodexueji，jueqiangdiyaoleyaotou，yanjinglimiandaizheyisijifeng。
sannianqian，qinfanhesuyuyaocongtongyisuodaxuebiye，tabenyiweizijihetahuiyiqinulizoujinhunyindediantang，danzaijiuzaitaqiuhundeneiyitian，suyuyaoquezuanjinleyigeqishiduosuidelaotouzidehuaili。
“nijingranhaiganwuniwo？nixianzaijiushigexiazi，jingranhaixiangbaoliunineikeliandezunyan？”
suyuyaojianqinfanjinghaiganjifengziji，pengdeyijiaotizaitadeduzishang，manlianyinhen。
“呸！”
qinfanliangyanzhenzhenfanhei，jiangzuilidexuemozituzaidishang，xindidenaohenhebuganrangtafachujuliedekesousheng，yizhenjingluan。
“shifu，nidaodizaiwodeshenshangxialeduojiudejinzhi？”
“made，zaibujiekai，laozijiuyaosizaizheilile！”
qinfanzaixinlibugandinuhouzhe，queyouwukenaihe！
qinfanbenshikunlunshanyaoxiangongdeshouxidadizi，tianfufeifan，zaidaxueqijianyijingyouxiaoshenyidechenghao，kexizaijingguosuyuyaozhishihou，beishifuxialejinzhi！
genjutashifusuoyan，qinfansuirangengujuejia，danmingzhongbiyouyijie，bixuyaolijinghongchenfangnenghuajie，yushitashifujitaxialejinzhi，haijiangtasongdaojiangjiazuoleshangmennvxu。
zheisannianlai，qinfanyizhijinzuntashifudegaojie，shoujinquru，zhuanggexiaziyinrenzhijin，zhishimeiyouxiangdao，suyuyaojingranzaijintianzhaodaoleta，haiyaorangtazuotademianshou！
“ma，tahaishibuyuanyime？”
zheishi，yigemianrongjunlangdenanrenzoulejinlai，jingzhilouzhusuyuyaodexiyao，zaitadelianshanghenhendikenleyikou，ranhoupieleyiyandishangdeqinfan，zuijiaogouqiyisixixue，“zheixiaozijiranbuyuanyipeihe，yaobuzhijiehuomaileba？”
qinfankandaozoujinlaidenanren，xinlihairan。
玩儿的**花呀！
yanqianzheigenanrenjiaowangshuang，andaolilaishuo，suyuyaoshitadehouma！
kekantamenzhijianqinnidejudong，zheiliangrenpashizaojiugoudazaiyiqile！
dangniansuyuyaojiajiwangshuangdefuqinwangzhicheng，danbujiuwangzhichengjiusile，erwangjiadejiachanhenkuaijiubeiwangshuanghesuyuyaojieshou。
“huomaitaqibushitaibianyitale？”suyuyaolengxiaoyisheng，huranzuijiaoyigou，tuikaiwangshuang，dao：“nibushiyizhixiangyaodedaojiangxueyingme，wokeyibangni！”
“e？”wangshuangdunshiyanqianyiliang，yanzhongdetanlanbuyaneryu，“ma，nikuaishuo！”
“jiangjiaxianzaizijinlianduanlie，zhengqiuzhehewomengongsihezuoni，”suyuyaoweiweitingdunleyixia，muguangluozaiqinfandeshenshang，ranhoulengranyixiao，“niyaojiangxueying，woyaoqinfan，womengequsuoxu！”
qinfantingdaosuyuyaodehua，dunshimuziyulie，danquebudebuyazhizhuzijideqingxu！
jinzhibujie，zijiyidanyonggong，jingmaijianghuibenglieersi！
kezijinandaoyanzhengzhengdikanzhetamenxianhaijiangxueyingma？
zheixienian，qinfandaizaijiangjia，zhiyoujiangxueyingbazijidangrenkan，jilezijijinyoudewennuan。
我一定要救她！
“hehe，nihenfennume？”kandaoqinfandebiaoqing，suyuyaodeyanzhongliuluchuyisijingyi，“nandaoninengkandaowomen？”
qinfanxinliyijing，danlianshangquemeiyourenhedeqingxubodong，xinzangqueshitidaolesangziyanshang。
艹，大意了！
zheilishisuyuyaodedipan，zaizheilibaolu，bisiwuyi！
“zheigeshazijiuxianliuzaizheiliba！”
wangshuangpiaoleyiyanqinfan，pengdeyiquanhongzaitadetaiyangxueshang，“wozhenbuzhidaoniweishenmehuikanshangzheizhongfeiwu，buran，laozizhijienongsita！”
qinfanyanqianyizhenyunxuan，yigeliejuzaidaozaidishang，yishihongranxiaosan，danxiayike，yigunuanliushunjiancongnaomenguandaojiaodi，ranhouliubiansizhibaihai！
这是？
禁制，解除了！？！
qinfanxinlikuangtiao，xingfendifachuyishengsihou，yanjinghuoranzhengkai，yigujiuweideqingsongganyongshangxintou！
“laozizhongyuziyoule！”