“jianguokengdiede,meijianguokengqinsunzide!zheigelaobusidedongxigaibuhuishiguyizhengwodeba?!”
zailierizhixia,woshizaishirenbuzhule,xinzhongduizhewoshifuyidun“wenhou”。
wojiaolintianyun,shigeshushi。
congxiaojiushigeguer,dayoujiyiqijiuzhuzaigueryuan,liusuineinianbeiyigelaotoulingyang,yejiushiwoxianzaideshifu。tashuowoshibainiannandeyijiandeqicai,bawodaidaoshanlijiaowosuanmingxiangshu,pingrilichulejiaowobenshi,jiushirangwoqubangtatoucunlijigeguafujiadeneiyi。
weizheijianshiqingwomeishaoaiguafumendedama,danweilechishangyikourou,zheimexienianwoyedourenguolaile。
kesantianqian,shifuqueturanshuowomingzhongyouyisijie,weiyouxiashanheyigejiaoqinmengyaodenvrenjiehuncainengduguocijie,haijilewoyigepoyupei,shuozheishidangnianjiwodingxiawawaqindexinwu。
我呸!
wokanzheilaodongxijiushixianwochidetaiduole,suibianchegeliyoubawopianxiashan,yinweiwozhaobianlezhenggetianlinchengyemeizhaodaolaotouzigenwoshuodeneigedizhi——pinganlu13haodezahuopu。
“zhaobudaosuanqiu,ganjinhuilvguan,buranchizaobeishaisi。”
wowukenaihe,zhihaotuozheyishenhanhuidaolejuzhudexiaolvguanli。
zheilvguanshifujinzuibianyideyijia,dangranyeshizuipodeyijia,haibugeyin,yidaowanshangganjuezhengdongloudouzaiyaohuang,gebiheduimendouxiangshizainannvzaifangjianlilianquanjiyiyang,kuangkuangzhixiang,canjiaobuzhi,yebuzhidaoshiganshenmede。
“xiaoxiongdi,haimeizhaodaorena?”
“ai,wodouyaobapinganluzhaobianle,quanbudoushigaoloudasha,naliyoushenmezahuopu!haiyouneige13hao,xianzaijiaoshenmeshanshuimaoyijituan,yagenjiubushizahuopu。”
woyaoleyaotou,tanxidao:
“laobanniang,bafangtuileba,womeiqianle。”
“ei,xiaoxiongdinixianbiejia,nibushishuozhaobudaorenniyeyeburangnihuiquma?tuilefangnishangnaquzhu,nanbuchengqudajieshangshui?”mozhehouzhongfendidelaobanniangwanliudao。
“keshiwoyifenqiandoumeile,bieshuozhu,zaibuhuiqugujiwolianfandoumeidechile!”
我真的是欲哭无泪。
neigelaodongxishizaishitaikoule,liandailufeicaijilewo200kuai,zheinenggangeshaa?
“wodaoshiyougehaobanfa,nishangcijiwokanxianghaitingzhunde,jiranniyouzheibenshi,ganmabuqubaigetanzhuanmensuanmingni?xianzaidachengshilideyouqianrenkexinzheiwanyierle,wotingshuoyoudedalaobanyiqusimiaojiujishijiwandexianghuoqian,yinidebenshi,jueduinengzhengdaoqian。”
“kanniyeburongyi,fangzujiuxianqianzhe,dengnizhuandaoqiancaihaijiwo。”
tingdaolaobanniangdehua,woxinliyidong,zheidequeshigehaobanfaa!
dabulewojiuzaizheitianlinchengchangzhu,yibiansuanmingzhuanqianyibianzhaoneigeqinmengyaodenvren,wojiubuxintahainengfeidaotianshangqubucheng?
yushiwozhaolaobanniangjieleyizhibi,youconglajiduilifanchuyikuaiyingzhixiangban,xielebagedazi“mayishenxiang,yucejixiong”,dasuandiertianjiuqugongyuanbaitan。
diertianzaochen,wonazhepaizizhengdasuanchumen,yikaimenjiuzhuangjianyidafubianbiandezhongnianyouninanrenconggebidexiaowulizouchulai,lianshangmanshixiangshouhepibei,tashenhouzhanzheyichuanzhediaodaibantoumingshuiqun,jihuyilanwuyudenianqingnvhaizi,yizhemenkuangduitahuishou。
“hulaoban,xiacilaihaizhaowoe!”
neinvhaiershuozhehaichongnanrenpaolegemeiyan,neishuangyanjingfangfohuigouren。
“nifangxin,xiacihailaizhinizheisaodongxi。”pangnanrenzainvhaizixiongqianhenhenmoleyiba,ranhouyoupailexiaqiaotun,zheicaixinmanyizudilikai。
lvguanlaobangenwotiguo,zheinvhaierjiaoxiaomei,shizaijiubalishangbande,yijingzaizheilvguanlizhuledabannian,meitianwanshangdoudaibutongdenanrenhuijia,bulungaoaipangshou,nianlaonianqing,laizhebuju。
wotingrenshuoguozheizhongnvrenpengbude,yipengjiuwanle,suoyiwopiaoleyiyanjiudasuanganjinxialou,kexiaomeiquechongwozhaolezhaoshou。
“xiaodidi,niguolai。”
“我?”
“对,就是你。”
“youshashima?”woweiweizhoumei,youxiechiyiyaobuyaoguoqu。
“xiaodidi,wotingwangjieshuonisuanminghenzhun,nijiwoyesuansuange。”
xiaomeilanyangyangdizoudaowomianqian,shenshoujiugouqilewodegebo,shunshiwangxiongqianyilan,woshunjianganjuezijideshoubeichupengdaoleyimojizhiderouruan,huxibuyoudejiazhonglejifen。
wolianmangjiangshouchouchu,wanghoutuileliangbu,qiangrenzhelianshangdeguntangguzuozhengshidao:“suanmingkeyi,danshicongjintiankaishiwoyaoshouqianle。”
xiaomeijianwoduoshan,lianshangshanguoleyimobuyue,danhenkuaibianzheyanguoqu,zhongxinluchuyifuzhiyedemeixiao。
“zenmele,jiejieshineizhongbujiqianderenma?zhiyaonisuandezhun,bieshuoshiqian,jiusuanshibajiejiederenjiniyouruhe?”
“lai,zanmenjinwushuo。”
shuozhexiaomeijiubawowangwulila。
wodeliqiziranshibixiaomeidade,woyaoshibuxiangjinqutakendinglabudongwo,danzheishihoufangfoyouyizhongmingmingdeliliangzaituizhewo。
wobeilazhezoudaolemenkou,chaolimianyikan。
xiaomeidefangjianyipianfenhong,fenhongsedebizhi,fenhongsedechuangdanbeiru,haibaizheliangfenhongsedewawa,genneixiekeaidexiaonvshengmeishaliangyang。
danxiayimiao,yigulingrenzuooudeweidaochuanlechulai,xiangshishenmedongxibianzhileyiyang,hunzazheliezhidenongyuxiangshui,genfangjiandezhuangbanxiandegegeburu。
wokanlekandishangsuichuluanrengdeyituantuanfanhuangweishengzhi,yaoleyaotou:“wojiubujinqule,jiuzaimenkoujinikanba,nixiangsuanshenme,caiyun,aiqing,haishishentijiankang?”
“aiqing?”xiaomeitinghoukuseyixiao:“wozheiyangdenvrenzheibeizihaipeiyongyouaiqingma?woxianzaizhixianggaoqian,nibangwosuansuancaiyunjiuxing,woshenmeshihounenggoufadacai?”
shuodaozheili,xiaomeideyanzhongshechuyidaojingguang,xiandeshifenjiqie。
wozaitalianshangkanleyiyan,xinliqueshibuyoudegandaoyouxiechijing。
yinweixiaomeigongzuoxingzhideyuanyin,zongshiwogenxiaomeiyijingzuolehaojitiandelinju,meitianditoubujiantaitoujian,danyouyutalianshangzhongzhongdezhifen,zhayikanhaizhenkanbuchuqiyuanbendezhangxiang。
wunaizhixiawozhinengyouwangqiancouleyibu,zheicaichedikanqingchu。
kanhou,wodexinzhongyinyinyijing。
fumugongdixian,zheishidianxingyouxiaoshihu,fumushuangwangdemianxiang,yuanlaitashigeguer。