第1章

“jianguokengdiede,meijianguokengqinsunzide!zheigelaobusidedongxigaibuhuishiguyizhengwodeba?!”

zailierizhixia,woshizaishirenbuzhule,xinzhongduizhewoshifuyidun“wenhou”。

wojiaolintianyun,shigeshushi。

congxiaojiushigeguer,dayoujiyiqijiuzhuzaigueryuan,liusuineinianbeiyigelaotoulingyang,yejiushiwoxianzaideshifu。tashuowoshibainiannandeyijiandeqicai,bawodaidaoshanlijiaowosuanmingxiangshu,pingrilichulejiaowobenshi,jiushirangwoqubangtatoucunlijigeguafujiadeneiyi。

weizheijianshiqingwomeishaoaiguafumendedama,danweilechishangyikourou,zheimexienianwoyedourenguolaile。

kesantianqian,shifuqueturanshuowomingzhongyouyisijie,weiyouxiashanheyigejiaoqinmengyaodenvrenjiehuncainengduguocijie,haijilewoyigepoyupei,shuozheishidangnianjiwodingxiawawaqindexinwu。

我呸!

wokanzheilaodongxijiushixianwochidetaiduole,suibianchegeliyoubawopianxiashan,yinweiwozhaobianlezhenggetianlinchengyemeizhaodaolaotouzigenwoshuodeneigedizhi——pinganlu13haodezahuopu。

“zhaobudaosuanqiu,ganjinhuilvguan,buranchizaobeishaisi。”

wowukenaihe,zhihaotuozheyishenhanhuidaolejuzhudexiaolvguanli。

zheilvguanshifujinzuibianyideyijia,dangranyeshizuipodeyijia,haibugeyin,yidaowanshangganjuezhengdongloudouzaiyaohuang,gebiheduimendouxiangshizainannvzaifangjianlilianquanjiyiyang,kuangkuangzhixiang,canjiaobuzhi,yebuzhidaoshiganshenmede。

“xiaoxiongdi,haimeizhaodaorena?”

“ai,wodouyaobapinganluzhaobianle,quanbudoushigaoloudasha,naliyoushenmezahuopu!haiyouneige13hao,xianzaijiaoshenmeshanshuimaoyijituan,yagenjiubushizahuopu。”

woyaoleyaotou,tanxidao:

“laobanniang,bafangtuileba,womeiqianle。”

“ei,xiaoxiongdinixianbiejia,nibushishuozhaobudaorenniyeyeburangnihuiquma?tuilefangnishangnaquzhu,nanbuchengqudajieshangshui?”mozhehouzhongfendidelaobanniangwanliudao。

“keshiwoyifenqiandoumeile,bieshuozhu,zaibuhuiqugujiwolianfandoumeidechile!”

我真的是欲哭无泪。

neigelaodongxishizaishitaikoule,liandailufeicaijilewo200kuai,zheinenggangeshaa?

“wodaoshiyougehaobanfa,nishangcijiwokanxianghaitingzhunde,jiranniyouzheibenshi,ganmabuqubaigetanzhuanmensuanmingni?xianzaidachengshilideyouqianrenkexinzheiwanyierle,wotingshuoyoudedalaobanyiqusimiaojiujishijiwandexianghuoqian,yinidebenshi,jueduinengzhengdaoqian。”

“kanniyeburongyi,fangzujiuxianqianzhe,dengnizhuandaoqiancaihaijiwo。”

tingdaolaobanniangdehua,woxinliyidong,zheidequeshigehaobanfaa!

dabulewojiuzaizheitianlinchengchangzhu,yibiansuanmingzhuanqianyibianzhaoneigeqinmengyaodenvren,wojiubuxintahainengfeidaotianshangqubucheng?

yushiwozhaolaobanniangjieleyizhibi,youconglajiduilifanchuyikuaiyingzhixiangban,xielebagedazi“mayishenxiang,yucejixiong”,dasuandiertianjiuqugongyuanbaitan。

diertianzaochen,wonazhepaizizhengdasuanchumen,yikaimenjiuzhuangjianyidafubianbiandezhongnianyouninanrenconggebidexiaowulizouchulai,lianshangmanshixiangshouhepibei,tashenhouzhanzheyichuanzhediaodaibantoumingshuiqun,jihuyilanwuyudenianqingnvhaizi,yizhemenkuangduitahuishou。

“hulaoban,xiacilaihaizhaowoe!”

neinvhaiershuozhehaichongnanrenpaolegemeiyan,neishuangyanjingfangfohuigouren。

“nifangxin,xiacihailaizhinizheisaodongxi。”pangnanrenzainvhaizixiongqianhenhenmoleyiba,ranhouyoupailexiaqiaotun,zheicaixinmanyizudilikai。

lvguanlaobangenwotiguo,zheinvhaierjiaoxiaomei,shizaijiubalishangbande,yijingzaizheilvguanlizhuledabannian,meitianwanshangdoudaibutongdenanrenhuijia,bulungaoaipangshou,nianlaonianqing,laizhebuju。

wotingrenshuoguozheizhongnvrenpengbude,yipengjiuwanle,suoyiwopiaoleyiyanjiudasuanganjinxialou,kexiaomeiquechongwozhaolezhaoshou。

“xiaodidi,niguolai。”

“我?”

“对,就是你。”

“youshashima?”woweiweizhoumei,youxiechiyiyaobuyaoguoqu。

“xiaodidi,wotingwangjieshuonisuanminghenzhun,nijiwoyesuansuange。”

xiaomeilanyangyangdizoudaowomianqian,shenshoujiugouqilewodegebo,shunshiwangxiongqianyilan,woshunjianganjuezijideshoubeichupengdaoleyimojizhiderouruan,huxibuyoudejiazhonglejifen。

wolianmangjiangshouchouchu,wanghoutuileliangbu,qiangrenzhelianshangdeguntangguzuozhengshidao:“suanmingkeyi,danshicongjintiankaishiwoyaoshouqianle。”

xiaomeijianwoduoshan,lianshangshanguoleyimobuyue,danhenkuaibianzheyanguoqu,zhongxinluchuyifuzhiyedemeixiao。

“zenmele,jiejieshineizhongbujiqianderenma?zhiyaonisuandezhun,bieshuoshiqian,jiusuanshibajiejiederenjiniyouruhe?”

“lai,zanmenjinwushuo。”

shuozhexiaomeijiubawowangwulila。

wodeliqiziranshibixiaomeidade,woyaoshibuxiangjinqutakendinglabudongwo,danzheishihoufangfoyouyizhongmingmingdeliliangzaituizhewo。

wobeilazhezoudaolemenkou,chaolimianyikan。

xiaomeidefangjianyipianfenhong,fenhongsedebizhi,fenhongsedechuangdanbeiru,haibaizheliangfenhongsedewawa,genneixiekeaidexiaonvshengmeishaliangyang。

danxiayimiao,yigulingrenzuooudeweidaochuanlechulai,xiangshishenmedongxibianzhileyiyang,hunzazheliezhidenongyuxiangshui,genfangjiandezhuangbanxiandegegeburu。

wokanlekandishangsuichuluanrengdeyituantuanfanhuangweishengzhi,yaoleyaotou:“wojiubujinqule,jiuzaimenkoujinikanba,nixiangsuanshenme,caiyun,aiqing,haishishentijiankang?”

“aiqing?”xiaomeitinghoukuseyixiao:“wozheiyangdenvrenzheibeizihaipeiyongyouaiqingma?woxianzaizhixianggaoqian,nibangwosuansuancaiyunjiuxing,woshenmeshihounenggoufadacai?”

shuodaozheili,xiaomeideyanzhongshechuyidaojingguang,xiandeshifenjiqie。

wozaitalianshangkanleyiyan,xinliqueshibuyoudegandaoyouxiechijing。

yinweixiaomeigongzuoxingzhideyuanyin,zongshiwogenxiaomeiyijingzuolehaojitiandelinju,meitianditoubujiantaitoujian,danyouyutalianshangzhongzhongdezhifen,zhayikanhaizhenkanbuchuqiyuanbendezhangxiang。

wunaizhixiawozhinengyouwangqiancouleyibu,zheicaichedikanqingchu。

kanhou,wodexinzhongyinyinyijing。

fumugongdixian,zheishidianxingyouxiaoshihu,fumushuangwangdemianxiang,yuanlaitashigeguer。