第4章 单蠢的七殿下

“guogongshigangmangwanchaoshiba?”qiantoudezhaozhangnianwanquanmeiyouchajuebeihoudemuguang,yibianbengdayibianxiaodao,“ninzheimemang,haiqinzilaibangwo。”

bamuguangcongtashoushangshouhuilai,yejiangbaiqianxiao:“yinggaide。”

zainiushazhuzhiqiandoudejitamenweidebaibaipangpangde,genghekuangshirenni。

“ninyoushenmexiangyaodedongxima?”zhangnianhuitou,yishuangheiluludeyanqingchediwangxiangta,“taiguidewoyemaibuqi,danshizheimeduonianzandeyueqianyeyougeqianerbabailiangde,maijianchengshoudewanqizuoxielihaixing。”

shigehuangzidouyoujiwanshijiwandeshenjiale,zheiweidaoshihao,zanyueqianzanleqianerbabaidejiadi,haiyaojitamaixieli?

yejiangbaizheicishizhendexiaole,gongshoudao:“dianxiakeqile。”

tazheibiaoqingyouxieguguai,yiyankanguoquhaoxiangzaichaoxiaota,dandengtazairourouyanjingkan,youfangfoshicuojue。zhangniantingxiabuzi,chiyididao:“womeiguijuguanle,yebushanzhangyuchaochendajiaodao,yaoshinalizuodebutuo,haifanqingguogongzhichulai。”

shizhiqingqingdiledizuichun,yejiangbailonghaoxiupao,yilianrenzhendidao:“dianxiameiyoubutuo,biqipangrenzhiyouhua,dianxiashizailvzhenkeai。”

shuohaotingshilvzhenkeai,shuonantingdianjiushichun,zhengchangrenzheigeshihouzaogaijiebeitale,bijingwushixianyinqinfeijianjidao,qihuangzidaoshihao,jingranhaichangkaixinfeigentatuixinzhifu。

youneimeyishunjian,yejiangbaishenzhixiangqilebeizijiyiwangyijiudeliangxin。

dangranle,xiangqideliangxinyeyijingzaigouduzilile,meishenmeyong。yejiangbaitaitoukanlekangongdao,lianshangxiaorongyijiuwenheerbudayandi:“dianxiakexianghaoyaozenmetongtaizijieshile?”

“zheigejiandan。”zhangnianyilianqingsongdidao,“womeiqianmaineimeguizhongdezhuzi,baimingleshiyourennongcuole,huangxiongzhiyaolengjingyixiejiunengxiangmingbaide。”

“ruoshitaizibuxin,feiyaoqiannuni?”  

yitingzheihua,zhaozhangnianxiaolianzhouchengleyituan:“buhuizheimexiaoqiba?”

jiuyouzheimexiaoqi,dangjintaizikeshigezizhubijiaodexingzi,zuizaiyidejiushiyanmian,taihoushouyanshangdiulelianyijinggoutaqiyihudele,jinerzheizuikuihuoshouzaishangmenqudaoqian,dingshiyaorangtaqishangjiaqi。

raneryejiangbaishibuhuigaosuzhaozhangnianzheixiede,tazhixiaoxiao,jiujixudairenwangqianzou。

meizouyihuier,buyuanchuturanpaolailegegongren。

“guogong!”neigongrenmanlianjiaoji,guolaijiucouzaiyejiangbaierceyizhendigu。

yejiangbaishoulelianshangdexiaoyi,shenseningzhongditingwan,taitoukanxiangzhaozhangnian:“dianxiakenengdezijiqutaizigonglile。”

“a?”zhangnianjingle,limasongchengyituan,“wozijiqujianbuzhehuangxiongdeba?”

“wufang,zaixiayijingrangrentongbingguo,taizihuijianninde。”yejiangbaimanyanqianjiu,“dengbixianeibiandeshiqingmangwanle,zaixiazaiguoqujienin。”

zhangnianxianglexiang,diantou:“yehao,ninxianqumang,huangxiongzhiyaokenjianwojiucheng,daihuierwonengzijihuiqu。”

shuoba,chaotaliezuiyixiao,fangfangxinxindijiuchaodonggongqule。

yejiangbaizhanzaiyuandimeidong,anjingdikanzheneigeshouxiaodeyingzi。

yigesihuangzibeisongfengdishangbunengrangbixiajuedetaiziduduanmanheng,neizaijiayigewugudeqihuangzini?xushinengjitatianliangfensiliang。

fangcaihaiyilianjiaojidegongren,zheihuieryebujile,zhichuitoudishengdao:“douanpaihaole。”

“ng。”yejiangbaimozhexiabaxianglexiang,“neizanmenjiudengzheba。”

dengqihuangzicongdonggongchulai,dingranjiubuxiangjitasongxielile。

xiangqifangcaitaneiyibenzhengjingshuoxielidemoyang,yejiangbaihaishixiangxiao。zaigonglinanengyouzheimebenderenni?gaijinglidianshizhangjixingle。

fuleyixiu,yejiangbaidaizheneigongrenquleyishidiancetang,youxiandizuozhehecha,shibushitingrenhuibingliangju。

“qidianxiajindonggongle。”

“qidianxiaguizailedonggongzhudianwaitou,taizimeirangqi。”

“qidianxiaguileyigeshichen,guibuzhule,dongledongtui,beitaiziyi‘miaoshichujun’zhimingfaleershigebanzi。”

chuilechuichamo,yejiangbaixixu:“zanmendetaizi,zhendehenxiaoqi。”

pangbianzhanzhedegongrenyinghedidiantou,ranhoudao:“banziaiwanle,qidianxiameihuizijigongli,sihushiwangzanmenzheibianlaile。”

laizhaotasuanzhangma?yejiangbaitiaomei,youyadilileliyijin,bianqishen,guashangwenhedexiaorong,wangmenwaizou。

tazheigerenzuibupadejiushiyurenduizhi,youqishizaikenglerenzhihou,yebuaiduo,jiuxihuantingrenqijibaihuaidimataliangmiansandaokoumifujian,dengrenmawantazaijirenxinggeli,lishuzhouquan,fengdupianpian,rensheihendeyayangyangyenatameibanfa。

zhanzaiyishidianmenkou,yuanyuankanjianqidianxiabeirenyongjianyutaiguolai,yejiangbaiyijingzhunbeihaoletaici。

raner,jianyuluozaimenkou,zhaozhangnianbaizhexiaolianziyaliezuiditaitoukanta,shuodequeshiyiju——

“buhaoyisia,guogong,wojinidiurenle。”

ng?yejiangbaijianglejiang,touyicijuedezijitingbudongrenhua,ditoukanzhetazheibansibuhuodeyangzi,fanyinglehaoyihuier:“jiwodiurenle?”

“是啊。”

zenmejiujitadiurenle?doubeidachengzheiyangle,haimeixiangmingbaijinrishizenmehuishima?

yejiangbaichenmolexujiu,buzhidaogaishuoshenmehaole。

zhaozhangnianziguzididigu:“nidoutiwoyinjianle,woquemeinengranghuangxiongxiangxinwo,haibataqideliannidemianzidoubukan,zhijiedawole,zheishuochuquduodiuniderena。woyebushiguyide……jiushimeirenzhudongledong。”

“ai,yebunengquanguaiwo,taneidianmenkoudeshitoubuping,yourangwoguineimejiu,shigerendouhuirenbuzhudonga,xigaiteng。”

“……”

shenshounieleniemeixin,yejiangbaishenshendikanletayiyan:“dianxiabubizize,gangshoulefa,bianhuiquxiuxiba。”

weinandikantayiyan,zhangniandao:“woguolai,shihaiyoujianshixiangmafanguogong。”

“什么?”

“wozheigeyangzi,huigongliqu,hongtihuiheside。”piezuikanlekanzigeerdepigu,zhangnianshuangshouchengzhejianyushangdeyizifushou,jiannandidao,“ninnengbunengjiwozhaodianyao?woxianzaininzheierxiexihaoxiezaihuiqu。”

rendouchundaozheigefenshangle,yejiangbaiyebudebuqigeceyinzhixin:“diedayaozaixiashisuishenbeizhede,dianxialimianqing。”