xiaoxuekaixindekuaitiaoqilai：“shi，**！”
gaobudongsanweishaoyeheleshenmemihuntang，fangzheyimutongbaodeqinmeimeibuchong，duiyigexinsibuchundeshunvzheimehao。
dagaizheijiushi‘youqianrenjia，chibaolemeishizuo’ba！
xihuanmeishijizijizhaoshi。
**gandepiaoliang！jiushiderangfurenlaixunxunshaoye！
guxiaomanyanshenlvexianpiaohu，xiayishilanzhuxiaoxue：“buzhunqu！”
muqindingbuhuijiangtadabansizhuchufu，dantabuxiangrangmuqinzhidaotahexiaoroumeimeiguanxihenhao。
muqincengduocigaojiediyushudequbie，tayaolixiaorouyuandian。
meicimuqinshuoxiaoroujiejintamudebudanchun，tahenxiangfanbo，xiaorouneimedanchunshanliang，zhibuguoshitaiguogudan，kewangyourenpeitawanshuabale。
xiaoxueqieqiedimaizhetou，haoxiangbuganzoule。
jiuzaiguxiaomanlikaineiyike，xiaoxueyiliuyanjiupaole。
tazhitingtajia**dehua！
guanshaoyerangburang，fanzheng**shuoshenme，tajiuyidingyaoquzuo！
guxiaomanwuyudaohoulonggengzhu，shuobuchuhualai：“……”
guoranyoupannidezhuzi，jiuyoubutinghuadeyahuan！
yourenqutongfengbaoxin，guxiaomanbugansuibianluanshuohuale。
muqinduitajiweiyanli，tasuiyiruoguanzhinian，yijiuhaipamuqindejiechi。
guzhiroujiangyiqiedoukanzaiyanli，jianliangrendoumeinengyingxiangdaogunanyan，taxinlihenbushuang，danbunengbiaoxianchulai。
gunanyanbuhuituranbianlexingzi，zhunshitinglesheidehuazaizhuangni。
rendoushiyizhichunde，buhuishunjianbiancongming！
guzhiroushoushihaoyanjiaodeleishui，dongzuoshurendigouzhuneigenianjishaodayidiandenanrendegebo。
“dagege，rouerhaojiumeikanjiannile！chaotinglideshitaimang，yebuyaowangjizhaoguzijideshentiya，wojinizuoleyigeanfuxinshendexiaohebao，dagegeguazaiyaojian，huihuanjiebushaoyalie！”
这才是真正的大腿。
lingwailianggegegexinzhibuchengshu，duibuguogunanyanhenzhengchang。
zhiyaodagegeyifahua，gunanyanzhunlianhuadoubuganshuoyiju！
gunanyanyizhiyouzaizhuyizheiweidagedebiaoqing。
shizhongdoushiyigebiaoqing，yinchenzhelian，genmeigerendouqianletaqianyiyang。
dageguze，shihuangdizaihuangzishiqijiugenzhedebandu，suanshicongxiaoyiqizhangdadezhuma。
liangrenguanxijihao，guzerujinzaichaotangrenzhi，fengtouzhengwang。
youyuguzecongxiaobeisongjingongli，henshaohuixiangfu，yuanzhuduiyuzheiweidagejihumeishenmeyinxiang，zhijidehenxiongbianshile。
meiciguzehuifu，yuanzhudouduodeyuanyuande，bugancoujinshuohua。
xiangfanguzhirou，jishiyaozheyayeyaocoushangqutaojinhu，zheiyedaozhiguzeduiguzhiroudeyinxiangpianhaoyixie。
gunanyanqinnidihandao：“dage，nihuilaila，muqintiantiannianzheni，henxiangni。”
kuaiquzhaomuqinba，biezaizheichanhunshuile。
guzemouguangyiweibuming：“ng?”
buzhishita，lingwailianggegegeheguzhiroudouyifujianguiledebiaoqing。
yaozhidaozicongguzejingonghou，jiubiandeqichangyinchenkepaqilai，gunanyanciciduodehenyuan，xianglaoshujianlemao。
zheicigunanyanjingrangangenguzeshuohua……
guzemeishaojiantianleyisibuyichajuedexiao：“ng，wohuiqude。”
guxiaomanshouzhongdeshanzidiaoluozaidi：“！”
gusansanzhenjingdehebulongzui：maye，xianglaibugouyanxiaodedage，zheishixiaolema？
tayizhiyiweidageshimiantanlaizhe……
guzhirouwanquanbeihulve，yaoyaqiechi，shuangquanzuandesiside。
zheimeduonian，tazuoleneimeduohaoshi，doumeinengdedaodagedehuiying。
gunanyanjinjingendageshuolejuhua，dagejiuxiangbianlegeren?！
guzhiroukanxianggunanyandeyanshenyuelaiyuedaidu，yangaibuzhuyiyubiaomian。
“xiaorou，nizenmele?”guxiaomantiexinxunwen。
conglaimeikanjianxiaoroumeimeiluchuzheizhongbiaoqingguo，ganjuehenqiguai。
guzhiroushoulianqiqingxu，lianshangyouhuifulewenroudexiaorong。
“a，meishi，zheitianerhaore……”
yikaishibenxiangwumiegunanyanqifuta，meichengxianggunanyanxuecongmingle，xuehuizhuanyihuati，haiguyigulita。
真是可恶！
“meimeixipinenroude，kuaijinwuxiezhe，sangejinishanshanfeng！”
“ergejinidailenizuiaichidetaohuasu，lai，daozheichangchanglaoshifudeshouyi！”
“ng，haohaochi，xiexieergehesange，dageyaochima？”
guzemeixindongledong：“buxitianshi。
我有事找南烟聊。”
suoyourendemuguangyouzhongxinfangzaigunanyanshenshang。
“xianjingwangfudehunshiyitui，fuqinyouyisongnijingongweifei，buzhiniyixiaruhe?”
huangdiwuneng，gaichaohuandaishichizaodeshiqing。
huangdixiandingzhejudadeyali，xiangxinyechengbuleduojiu，bujiuhoubianhuizaixunzhaoguojirenxuan。
fuqinyouyitibaguoshizhizilixin，liangrenyisixiajiechuguojici，zhigenzhidi。
zheigemeimei，yegaiweixiangfuzuochudiangongxianle。
顾知柔窃喜不已。
dagezheijuhuawuyishizaichuogunanyanjinglianggu，gunanyankendinghuigendageqichongtu，zaibujiyehuishengqi，nuqihuidui。
tazhixugeanguanhuo，kanxi。
guxiaomanlvxianfuhedao：“xiangfubaniyangzheimeda，yegaiweixiangfuzuochudiangongxianle，quannibuyaobuzhihaodai！”
gusansan：“dageheergeshuodedui！nizaijiazhihuiqifuxiaorou，haiburusongjingong，rangneixiemamaguanjiaoguanjiaonidechoupiqi！”
顾南烟微瞌双眼。
congmuqiankanlai，zheisangegegedexinggejieranbutong。
dageguze，dianxingdejiyiketangzaijiyibazhang，biaomianlengjingzichi，shijigentafuqinguyuanyiyang，shigechengfujishenzhiren，weilishicong，zaitayanlizhiyouliyimeiyouqinqing。
ergeguxiaoman，***leixing，haochilanzuo，zisierbuzizhi，beixiaobailianguzhiroumileyan。
sangegusansan，wulizhigao，jiaoweilumang，youyigebeiguzhiroumihuode**。
zheixierenxiangyaozhagantadezuihouyisijiazhi，sihudouwangle，xiangfubuzhizhiyoutazheiyiwei**，gengwangletacaishitamenyimutongbaodemeimei，guzhirouzhishigeqieshengxiadeshunv。
tamenmorenjuede，tayidinghuijujuejingong。
gunanyandandanhuiying：“wohenmanyi。”
bujinjingongweifei，tahaiyaojiwusidehuangdishengqigehaizi，chengweihougongweiyishengxiahuangsidefeizi。
zheisigezi，rangsangegegeyakouwuyan，shixianzhunbeihaodeyixiliepipingyuyeduhuilesangziyan。
tamenhuaiyigunanyanshibushishoule**，guyiduqi……
danzixikangunanyandebiaoqing，kanqilaihenrenzhen，buxiangshizaiduqi。
jiangunanyanzheimetinghua，guzexinlichanshengjifenyiyang。
“nineixinzenmexiangde，zhijieshuochulai。”
guxiaomanlianshangdecuoehaiweixiaosan：“duia，haodainishiwomenmeimei，nixiangyaojingongshiziyuande，biegaodehaoxiangwomenbiniyiyang！”
zheicihuandaogunanyanwuyule。
难道不是在逼吗？
duishangguzhirouneixiaorendeyidelian，gunanyanzhijuehuiqi。
“xiangrangwojingong，woyougetiaojian。”