第5章

kuaidaonanchengshi,wocaibashoujidakai,dunshidanchulaihaojigeweijiedianhuadetixing,doushibaoyedaguolaide。

haiyougexinxi:『laozizhidaonihuilaile,mashanggunguolai,fouzenihenkuaijiuhuijiandaoyijushiti。』

这个王八蛋!

wohuojihuoliaolaidaoqingfengyin,tuimenjinqu,jiukandaobaoyejiuzhanzaimenkou,zhuaguowojiushiyierguangchoushanglai,dadewozuiliquanshixuexingwei。

『fengqingqing***shizhangfanguleba,haiganguanji,laozidehuanishiyijumeitingjinqushima?』

wobuzhidaozhengxianshenggenbaoyeshuoleshenme,tashizhennule,yanditouzhenongnongshaji,wobunengzaijinuta。

lianmangzhaolegejiekou:『duibuqibaoye,woneigelaile,duzitengdebuxingyebugangennishuo,suoyi……』

『***danglaozishi***ma?』

baoyeyoushiyijiaojiangwochuaifei,wohoubeihenhenzhuangzaizhutoushang,dunshiyikouxuemoziqiangchulai,tengdewosangziyandou**lade。

jiuzheishi,baobiaonazheshoujijicongcongguolai:『baoye,zhengxianshengdedianhua。』

baoyelijihuanshangyizhangchanmeidelian:『zhengxiansheng,qingwenninyoushenmezhishi……a,tamenzhendeyaolainancheng?hao,hao,ninfangxin,yiqiebaozaiwoshenshang。』

guadiaodianhuahou,baoyezoudaowomianqiandunxiashen,yongzhifumoqulewozuijiaodexueji,caibawofuleqilai。

『qingqing,gangganggeshizhendeqizhele,nikebiewangxinliqu,womeidatengniba?』

多么虚伪一张嘴脸。

我摇摇头,没吭声。

aidashiqici,zhengxianshengyaolainanchengcaishizhongdian,nanguaitashuo『zaijian』,jingranjiushizimianshangdeyisi。

baoyexizizide:『qingqing,nikanzheiyangxingbuxing,nibaqianzhaideshiqingwomenfangyibian,woyougebuqingzhiqing……』

baoyedebuqingzhiqing,jiushirangwojizhengxianshengyixingrenzuopei,jushuoshitaqindiande。

weijindizhuzhiyi,baoyezainanchengzuididaodesirencaiguanbuzhileyizhuohaohuashengyan,yongdeshicaiquandoushiyeshengde,haizhunbeilewupingmaotainianfenjiu。

zhengxianshengyixingrenshidiandaoshangquanzhuanzhuan,shiyidianzhunshidaosirencaiguanyongcan,danwohebaoyeshidianbanjiuzaimenkoudengzhele。

tachuanlexizhuang,danyenanyantajiuhundixiaquanzideneiguzijianghuqi。

wochuanzheyitiaoqixideduanqun,shulegemawei,yinweibaoyeshuoyaozhuangdeqingchunxie。

qishibuyongzhuang,wowuguanshipianqingchunde,tingwobashuo,wogennianqingshidemamatebiexiang,suoyitakandaowoxinlijiubushufu。

buyihuier,sanliangheiseaodia8huanhuanshilai。

baoyedunshijidongqilai,xiaoshengdingzhuwo:『qingqing,jigeduozhangzhanglian,weilaiyounidehaochu。』

长脸,我有脸吗?

sanliangchexiangjishirutingchechang,baoyereqingyangyidiyingleguoqu,woshizaishizuobuchutaneizhongchanmei,zhishixiaoxinyiyigenzaitashenhou。

renhaimeixiache,baoyejiujidongdizouguoqu:『aiyashenzong,jiuyangjiuyang,wozuoweinanchengbentudeshimin,reliehuanyingnindelainanchengkaochatouzi。』

woshanxiaozhegenzaihoumian,zhengzhunbeishuodianketaohua,zaikandaochelixialaiderenshidairuomuji。

tajuranshishenxie,zheigewangbadan!

shenxieshenbianyougepiaoliangdenvren,chuanzheyizijiandexiaobaiqun,linzheshilaiwandebao,henshimingyanzhangyang。

yixiache,nvrenjiugouzheshenxiedebeiwan,muguangcongwoshenshanglveguo,lvedaibiyiditingletingxiong。

shenxiegenbaoyewolewoshou:『zhanglaoban,xinghui!』

tacongshizhizhongmeikanwoyiyan,zhuanshenjiugenneinvrenwangcanguanzou。

zhengxianshengzaihoumianyiliangcheshang,fujiaderenxialeche,jimangzhuandaochehouweitakaichemen:『xiansheng,mandianer!』

好大的派头!

zhengxianshengchaowoguaneryixiao:『qingqing,zanmenyoujianmianle!』

qianfangyijingzouyuandeshenxieweiweiyidun,zhuantoumianwubiaoqingdikanlewoyiyan。