第4章 倚老卖老

laoyezizhangtailaishanzimaileyikuai500wandezishuijing,zhangleizhiwenxialai,laoyeziquexiongyouchengzhudexiaozhefanwenzhanglei,“bujuedehenzhima?”

“ganxieshenmea?chengsezuihaozuihaodezishuijing,yijinyecai300-500kuai,nizheiyikuaiernengyou1wanjinzhong?nibeirenhuyoule!kuaihuiqutuihuoba!zheikeshi500wana!”zhangleixintengdeshuo。

zhangtailaixiezheyanjingkanzhezhangleishuo:“tuihuo?maideshihoujiushuohaoluoziwuhui,butuihuo。zaishuo,zheimehaodedongxi,rangwotuiwoyeshebude。zheikeshiwodelaopengyou,lixianrenjikanguode,buhuicuo!nikan,zheigezishuijingdongshangmianhengzheyougegaizi,kandaoleba?zheijiaojubaopen!siguxiandejiachi,jiashangzheigejubaopen,zanjiakendingnengchengweimingmenwangzu!hahahahaha!!!”

zhangleikuxiaozheshuo:“siguxianyijingbuzhisuozongle,zhiliuzheigexiaozijiwomenyang。yihouyoushashierdouyaowomenzijibaiping,ba!nijiubuyaozaijiwotianmafanlehaoma?”

“shenme???siguxianbujianle?”laorenyileng。

“duiya!taerzidouzhaobudaota!”

zhangtailaichenmoleyixia,zhenglileyixiasilu,zhuanguoliankanzhewo,shuo:“neiwomenhailiuzhezheigexiaotuzaiziganshenme?chiguhuitiaodashenerdeponiangdeerzi,zheimebujili,bunengliuzaiwomenjiali!”

shuozhe,tazhanqishen,zoudaowomianqian,shenshoulawodegebo,shuo:“zheiermeinishenmeshierle,xiaozi,womenshizhengjingrenjia,gennichebushangguanxi!nijiwoqilai!jiwogun!”

wobeizheigeturanfanlianburenrendelaoyezijinongmengle,gangcaineigeheaidelaorenqunaerle?yitingshuowomuqinbuzhiquxiangle,zenmetaidujiulailegejiu180°dazhuanwana???

zhangleizouguolailakailezhangtaishandeshou,shuo:“ba……dayingrenjiadeshiqingbunengzheimeshuofanhuijiufanhuiba?zaishuodaxianweilenidebingqingsunlesannianyangshou,weilewodeshiyeyesunlewunianyangshou……”

“neidoushixinkouhushuo!!!”laoyeziturandahouqilai。“temetiaodashendeshengundehuaniyexin!nizenmebuquzhaoxitoufangdexiaojiesuanmingni?woduodanianji,nicaiduodanianji?wochideyanbinichidefandouduo!”

“ba……”zhangleiwunaidekanzhezhanzaidishangnuhoudezhangtailai,yifuwunengweilideyangzi。tashenhoudeguomeiyuhezhangmingyuezegengmeiyouchazuidefenerle。

“doutingwode!shenmezheshousannianwunian,tashuowubainianyejiushipingyizhangzui!tamashibatashuaibaojiwomen,zijipaolule!liuzheimegebujilidexiaotuzaizijiwomenyang,bataganzou!mashanggan……”

laoyezihuahaimeishuowan,turanyifanbaiyan,shuangshouwuzhebozi,yitouzaidaolexiaqu,tangzaidishangdengzhetuikaishitongkudezhengzha。

quanjiarenyixiazidoubeigaomengle,gangcaihaidayinliangnuhouzhedelaoyezi,zenmeturandengtuile?hai……hai……haikaishikoutubaimo???

wolengyankanzhetangzaidishangzhengzhadezhangtailai,wokanjiantawuzhudebozishangyoushouzhiyin。youshenmedongxizailetadebozi,shitagangcaikangkaijiangdenuhourenaoleshenmedongxi?haishiwomuqinweilefangzhitabushouyuedingganwozouertoudegu?

wobadizaishouzhishangdeshiyoudianzailianggeyanpishang,wobishangyan,ganjueyanpixiangbeihuoshaoyiyangguntang。

woyaozheya,zhengkaiyan,qingchudikanjianzishuijingpangbianguizheyigenanren,shuangshousisidekazailaorendebozishang。

wochileyijing,xianghouyituizuozaileshafashang。

yiqianhemuqinchumaxian,yudaodedaduodoushiwuchangxian,henshaoyudaoyuanhun。zheituranhaowuzhengzhaodechuxianyigeyouhunzaiyanqian,wozijiyeheleyitiao。

zheigenanrenyiliandeyouyuan,yankuangxiamiandaoxiabaliuzhexianxue,jiuxiangliangdaoxuelei。shetoushenchulaozhang,yizhituodaodishang。shuangshoujinjinkazhezhangtailaidebozi,laoyezixianzaimandidagun,kaishikoutubaimo。

henyihanbushimuqinweilebaohuwoertoudegu,zheikanqilaimingxianshigediaosigui……bu,henkenengshibeirencongbeihouleside。

sileyihoubeirenshefudaguo,patabianchengliguifuchou,yebuxiangtazhuanshizaitoutai,zheiyangyeshiweileduoguoyinguobaoying。neigexiongshouyegouhende。

zheigeyuanhunbenlaiyinggaihunfeiposan,danzhenghaopengshangdangshihaiweibeikaicaidezheikuaizishuijing,zishuijingdailingqi,zheigezishuijingdongyouyouzheteshudexingzhuang,hengzheyouyikuaigaizizhenghaokeyirangyuanlingduobi。

wolaibujigenzhangjiaduojieshi,kenengshilaoyezigangcainuhoudeyuqixiangjileshataderendeyuqi,yushichudongletadenuqi。tayongjinliqi,yankanlaoyezijiuyaoduanqile,wojimangcongbeibaolitaochuyidie48zhangquguifu,yihuishou“papapa”dachu24zhang,yuanlingbeiquguifudingzaiyuanchu,tayonglizhengzhaxiangbaituoshufu,zheishizhangtailaiyixiazicongdishangpaleqilai,dashengdekesouqilai,ranhoudakoudechuanzheqi。

zhangleichongguoqubaozhulezhangtailai,jinzhangdedahanzhe:“ba!nimeishiba!ba!”

laoyezibuguyiqiedeshenhuxizhe,wodeshouquezaifadou,woyouyushibushiyaodachushengxiade24zhangquguifu。

zheigeyuanlingkanqilaiyeshibeirenhaiside,shuodaotouyeshiyigekelianren,wozheishengxiade24zhangquguifudachuqu,tajiuhuibeidagehunfeiposan,woburenxin。

keshiyongbuleduojiu,zheijiahuozhengtuoleshufu,youhuilaishangren。

我陷入了两难境地。

woduizhezhangleidahanzhe:“zhangshu!kuaibazishuijingzale!”

“shenme?!”zhangleiyilianbukezhixindebiaoqingkanzhewo。

“youzangdongxiyaohaizhangyeye!tajisuzaizheigezishuijingshang,zalezishuijing,rangyuanlingsixinbuzaihairen,rangtajinzaoshengtian!”

“bunengza!!!”zhangtailaiyixiazipudaozishuijingshang,dahanzhe:“zheijiushiwodeming!wozhangjiadeweilai!wodejubaopen!”

“dui,bunengza!neikeshi500wana!”guomeiyuyechazuidao。

hai,zheibangren,shibujianguancaibuluolei。

woduizhezhangmingyuehan:“mingyue!qulachuanglian!”taduizhewodianlediantou。

wobashiyoujilejididaochajishangdeyigexiaodiezili,dalegexiangzhi,yigehuoxingluozaishiyoushang,zhengqiaozheishizhangmingyuelashanglechuanglian,wuzilianlexialai。

zhongrendunshizhengdalekongjudeyanjing,zhanxianzaiyanqianzheijingxiang,lingtamenjianzhibuganzhixin……