第1章 强扭的瓜不甜

“duibuqi,womeinengbaohuhaowomendehaizi。”

gezhemen,qingxiditingdaoguyalixuruodeshengyin。

“lili,xiangxinwo,womenhaihuiyouhaizide。”wubishuxideshengyin,queyinweitaiguowenqing,rangmosisihuaiyizijichuxianhuanting。

limianderen,yigeshitadehefazhangfu,yigeshitazuihaodeguimi。

tazhanzaibingfangmenkou,hunshenbingleng。

jiehunsannianlai,zhangfuhuonianmoyizhiduitalengruobingshuang。

queduitadeguimihehubeizhi。

dangnianliangrendehunyinyecengshihuachengshangjiededaxinwen,jingzhengduishoubianchengqiangqianglianshou,huoshizaimoshidebangzhuxia,rurizhongtian。

kemeiyourenzhidao,huonianmogenbenbuaita。

bingfanglidejiaotanhaizaijixu。

“woxiangxinxiaosijieyidingbushiguyide,takendingbuhuizuochushanghaiwodeshiqing。”guyalixuruoerweiqudidao。

“weiwei,jinglilezheimeduoshiqing,yejiuzhiyounizheigexiaoshaguahaiyizhiruchu。”huonianmoyuqichongni。

tatingdexinzangduntong,tazheishishenmeyisi?zaizhizezheishitadecuo?

zuotianguyaliyuemosisijuhui,likaishi,guyalizouzaiqianmian,huranmeizhanwenshuailexiaqu。

rangmosisimeixiangdaodeshi,tajingranyijinghuailehaizi。

gengmeixiangdaodeshi,haizijingranshitade。

“mafanrangrang。”yiminghushituizheyiyaojiaguolai,bianduimosisishuo,biantuikaimen。

bingfanglideliangrenhuitoukandaomosisi,guyaliyilianjinge,suijijieshi,“xiaosi,bushinixiangdezheiyang。”

bingfangli,nanrenyingjundemianrongshenqinglengmo,yirujiwangyongbinglengjuejuedeyanshenkanxiangmosisi,yiziyijudidao,“lihunxieyishuwoyijingfangzaishufangle,nihuiqujiuqianleba。”

tazhuanguotouqu,wenroudiwozhuguyalideshou,buzaikanta。

mosisinankandizhanzhe,liangjiudiantou,“hao,runisuoyuan。”

“xiaosijie,niwuhuile。nianmonizaihushuoshenme,nikuaiquzhuixiaosijie!”guyaliyuwulunci,zhejidishuozhe。

mosisizhuanshenlikai,tingzheshenhoudeshengyinyuelaiyueyuan,leiyanmenglong。

dangnian,tamensanrenyecengyouguoyiduankuailedeshiguang。yigeshitazuiaideren,yigeshitazuihaodepengyou。

keshibasuineinianxiatian,tahaimeilaidejigaobai,huonianmobianqianzheguyalideshou,chuxianzaitamianqian。

nianshaodehuonianmomozhetadetougaosuta,yihouguyalibuzhishitadehaopengyou,haishitadesaozi。

mosisixinzangxiangshibeisiliedetong,quexiaozhediantou,shuohao。

houlaiyijiushihuanledesanrenxing,zhishimeirenkanchumosisidegudanshiluo。

ruobushifashengleneijianshi,basanrenbiandemianmuquanfei,tayinggaibuzhiyuzheimeduonianlaiduitalengruobingshuangba?

congneijianshihou,guyalijiuhuanshangleyouyuzheng,genhuonianmoyewujierzhong。

zheixienianlai,huonianmoconglaimeiyouzhengyanqiaoguomosisi,tadangranzhidaoaiqingbushipaiduishangche,meiyouxianlaihoudao,tagengzaorenshigunianmo,quemeibanfarangtaaishangziji。

sannianqiantongyilianyin,zhiyinweitahainianshao,budong“qiangniudeguabutian”zheijuhua。

xianzaixiangxiang,cengjingbukeyishideyiweikeyiranggunianmoaishangzijidehaoyanzhuangzhi,shiduomedehuangtangkexiao。

“yuanlaitamenyijingyouguohaizi。”

taconghuiyizhonghuiguoshenlai,lianshangbinglengdeyetiyipian。