linjianhualesanshimiaoshuxixianzhuang——
shouxian，taxianzaiyinggaishitangzaichuangshang，ruyanchukejianbabuchuangjingzhidediaohua，toudingshicengcengdiediedechuangman，qingshamanwusidesuifenghuangdang，zheishigegudaishijiemeipaole。
qici，zhouweibingmeiyouqitaren，huanjingxiangduianquan。
yushitafangxindadandizainaoneihuhuanxitong：
“001，chulaiganhuole！”
【lailelaile，juqingchuansongzhong，qingshaohou……】
linjianyuanbenshixiuxianjieyimingxiulianqianniandedujieqidaneng，zaiduleijiefeishengchengxiandeshihouzaorenansuan，beileijiepizhong，roushensunhui，shenhunzhongshang。
jiuzaitayiweizijijijiangshensidaoxiaodeshihou，beiyigejiaozuoxitong001dejiahuoxuanzhongbangding，shuoshidaitachuanyuedaqianshijie，bangzhuneixiewugudewangsizhewanchengxinyuan，yicixishouhunpozhili，xiubushenhun，zhongdengdadao。
zheishitajinglidedisangeshijiele。
shuxidexuanyunganxilai，bansuizhexitong001neijiaorouzaozuodejixiesangyin，daliangdejiyirutongfangdianyingbanzailinjiandenaohaizhongshanguo。
zheilishidongchangguochengxiangfu。
chengxianglinshuyanyouyiqiyiqie，yiziernv，fenbieshidiqishenshisuochudedizhangzilinzheng，dizhangnvlinjian，yijizaoshideqieshizhaoyiniangsuochudeshunvlindi。
wentijiuchuzailindishenshang，tajiushibenshijiedeqiyunzhizi。
bujintoudingzhujiaoguanghuan，tianshengfengming，haiyoulaotianyejitakaidezhongshengbuff。
事情是这样的——
diyishi，yuanzhuhaizainiangtailideshihou，shenshipeizhedangchaohuanghouchuqulifo，zaoyucike，shenshiweijiuhuanghoutitadangdao，shangleshenti，zhishiyuanzhugangchushengjiutiruoduobing，huanghouweilebaoen，bianzuozhurangzijideerzierhuangziheyuanzhudingxialehunyue。
zhangdahou，yuanzhuyinbingshenshaochumen，lindiquedingzhebangedinvdeminghaochuqujiaoji。
tayifangmianzaiwaibaihuaiyuanzhumingsheng，suanjiyuanzhudiuleqingbai，lingyifangmiangouyinerhuangziweitahuihun，zuizhongshideyuanzhuhanhenzijin，zijiquechenggongjiaruerhuangzifu。
houlai，zhonggongdichudeerhuangzichengweitaizi，houyoudengjiweidi，lindishunlichengzhangchengweihuanghou，muyitianxia。
sheiliaohaorizimeiguojitian，bianjingdeyixingwangmoufan，lingzhebingmashahuijingcheng，gaichaohuandai，nongsileerhuangzihelindi，zhenggexiangfuyeyinweishilindideniangjia，beiyixingwangtuludaijin。
然而事情还没完。
shuohaodetianshengfengming，zenmenengzhidangjitianhuanghoujiusuanle？laotianyedeqinguinvshishuozhehaowandema？
yushi，lindizhongshengle，huidaoledaiziguizhongweijiashi。
diershi，zhongshenghoudelindiyouleqianshijiyizheigewaigua，zhijiezhengsiledijie，binganzhongdashangyixingwang，bangzhuyixingwangtiqianmoufan。
dangzhenggechengxiangfuzhongjunaiguobaoweihuangshideshihou，lindiweibiaochengyi，bazhenggexiangfudangzuotiaoban，“dayimieqin”nongsilefuqin、dimuhexiongzhang，mielexiangfudeshili，chediquyueyixingwang，zuizhongzaicidengshanghouwei，muyitianxia。
kanwanzheiyiqiejuqingdelinjianmannaoziwenhao：
“zheigeshijiedelaotianyeshixialeyanma？rangzheizhongrendangqinguinv？taxuanguinvdeshihouyidingshiyanjingbeishihuzhule！yaoburanjiushinaozijinshui，buqingxingle！”
【suzhu，bietucaole，kuaijieshourenwu！】
“jiejiejie！zaodianganwanhuozaodianhuijia，laonianghaiyougechoumeibaoni！”
【weituozhexinyuan：baozhuxiangfumanmenxingming，ranglindibudehaosi，zuihaorangtabuyaoyoulaishi。】
linjianyitingzheigexinyuan，jiuzhidaozijiweishenmehuilaizheilile。
qianhouliangshi，meicibingyangziyuanzhudoushizuixianhanhenerzhong，sihouhunpobusan，paihuaizaixiangfushangkong，ranhouyanzhengzhengkanzhezijidejiazu，beilindizhetengleyiciyouyici，meicidoumanmenbeimie，budeshanzhong。
yuanzhushizaitaidanxinlindizheigeqiyunzhizidetizhile。
wanyitadaizhejiyiwuxianzhongshengzenmeban？meicishangbeiziyouyihan，laotianyejiujitazhongtoulaiguodejihuimibu，neibierenhaihuobuhuo？
suoyiyuanzhugongxianchusuoyoudehunpozhili，qinglailezhuanmenweiwangsizhirenwanchengxinyuandekuaichuanzhe，zailindizhongshengdezheiyishi，cuobaitadeyexinheyinmou。
zuizhongyaodeshi，buyaoranglindiyoulaishi，fouzexiangfuyijiutaobuguomanmenbeimiedemingyun。
liqingchuqianyinhouguozhihou，linjianxinzhongyoulechengsuan。
“xingle，kaishiganhuo！”
linjianshuozhe，congchuangshangyiyueerqi……
e，baoqian，yiyuemeiqi。
tachadianwangle，yuanzhushigedacongniangtailichulaijiuruobujinfengdebingyangzi，yiyueerqizheizhongdongzuo，tazuobulai。
shenzhidongzuoshaoweidayidian，jiukedesixinliefei，henbudewuzangliufudoutuchulai！
这见鬼的破身体！
linjianfanlegebaiyan，shenchushouzaizijidexiuzilitaoletao，taochuyimeiheisededanyao，saijinzuilitunlexiaqu。
【yi？suzhunichideshenme？】
“百灵丹。”
xiuxianjiezhibaobailingdan，youqiannianshenshouxue、qiannianlingzhirou、qiannianxuelianban、qiannianqilinguopeizhiercheng，yuancailiaonande，lianzhigengshibuyi。
zhenggexiuzhenjiezonggongyezhiyoulinjianshouliyoushike。
zheidanyaoxiaoguoqiangda，buguanduoyanzhongdeshang，duochenzhongdebing，yikexiaqu，zongnenghuifugeqibacheng。
linjiantunledanyao，zhijuedeyuanzhuchenkeduoniandebingzaozaiyishunjianxiaomiyuwuxing，zhenggerenqingsonglebushao。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yuanzhudeyahuanlanxinjinlaile：
“yi，xiaojieninxingle！erxiaojiezaiwaimiandengleyoubangeshichenle，shuoshinindayingjintianhetayiqiguangyuanzide！”
二小姐林笛啊……
linjiandezuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong：
“lanxin，tiwogengyi，woquhewodehaomeimeiguangyuanzi！”
henkuai，linjianzailanxindesihouxiashoushituodang，zouchuneishi，biankanjianzuozaiwaimianhechadelindi。
budebushuo，lindidezisehaishitingchuzhongde。
jinguanshigeshunv，danzheimeduonianmeirenzuojianta，batadangdinvyiyangjiaoyang，haishiyangchuleyishenhurendeqidu。
“jiejie，niqilaila？”lindiyikandaolinjian，bianxiaozheqishen，zouguolaifuzheta，qinredishuodao，“zanmenzuotianshuohaoyaoquguangyuanzide，wohaiyiweiniwangleni！”
lindizheiyijuyidong、yipinyixiao，jiangulenverjiadejiaoqiaoheshenweimeimeidetiexin，ruobushizhidaotazhongshengerlaiqiexinhuaiguitai，rensheidoubuhuiduizheiyangdenvzichanshengfangbei。
linjianchongzhelindijiaxiaojisheng，ranhoubudongshengsedirenyoulindilazhezou，jiemeiliangdaizhejigeyahuan，henkuailaidaoxiangfudehuayuanli。
yilushanglinjianhuiyileyixiajuqingdeshijianxian，bianzhidaojintianyouyichangzhongtouxi——
yierhuangziweishoudejigechengnianhuangzi，huizaijintianlaidaochengxiangfu，genlinchengxiangshangyizhengshi，erlindizechenzhezheigejihui，bayuanzhudaidaohouhuayuandejingguanhubian，shejirangyuanzhuluoshui。