第2章
“砰！”
yishengqiangxianghuranzaiyuanzilijingqi，hedezhongwailaoshaoshengunjinjieshise，huatinglishunjiananjingdezhenluokewen。
“chaochujieguolema？！”
shengdouduqizhenlinmamalieliedemaibujinlai，shoulijuzhebajinguangshanshandeliuxiangshouqiang，manmianxiongguang！
tashenhougenzheshilaigejiankuamaosebuqiangdedabing，lingyoulianggerentaizheyikoudamuxianghanghangchichidelaidaohuatingmenkou，“kuanglang”yishengfangxia，fankaigaizi，juranshiyizhengxiangbaihuahuadezhanxinyinyuan！
“哗~~~”
tingzhongyizhenjingtansheng，zhongshengundeyandouzhile！
chentianmodeyanjingyeliangle，taquedejiushizheixiedongxi。
“嘿！”
qizhenlinfachuyishenglengxiao，huiwushouqianghuanguzhongren，yudiaojikuaideshuodao：“jiusanjianshi！laoziwuliguiyeku，dataitaiwuliguiqiaomen，xiaojiewuliguiyezou！yijinyezishiweixian，sheiyaoshibazheisanjianshiqingdoujiejuele，zheixiangdayangjiushitade！jiejuebule，laozijiubanimenyigegequandoubile！”
zhongshenguntingjianzheihua，douchijingbuxiao，yigebaixulaozheshanxiaozheshuodao：“dashuai，zheisanjianshidouxiangdangjishoua，dandulinchurenheyijiandoujuefeiyitianshijiannenggoujiejue，genghekuangshisanjian？”
“是啊是啊！”
众神棍纷纷附和。
“shigepi！”qizhenlindashengmadao：“jiejuebulehaijiaogoupigaorena！laozijintianyelijiuyaojieguo！”
baixulaozhelianlianbushedekanlekanneiyidaxiangyinyuan，zuizhongtanqidao：“laoxiuwuneng，dashuaihaishilingqinggaomingba。”
“shijianshizaitaiji，zaixiayeaimonengzhule。”
“大帅，告辞。”
“哎，走吧走吧。”
“......”
dayangshihao，keminggengyaojin，jihusuoyoudeshengundouzhunbeiliuhaole。
“砰！”
qiangshengyouqi，zhongrendoujiangzhule。
“老子看谁敢走！”
qizhenlinjuzheqiang，shaqitengtengdeshuodao：“jielelaozidexuanshangling，jiudebanglaozidemang！sheigantachuhuatingyibuqu，jiudiqiangjue！”
“卡卡卡卡~~~”
yilianchuanladongqiangshuandeshengyin，menkoudedabingmendoujuqilemaosebuqiang。
真是倒霉啊！
yiqunshengunsesefadou，wubuxinshengaitan。
qishitamendaduodoushijianghupianzi，chongzheshuaifukaichudegaoeshangjinerlai，xiangzhezougeguochang，zuozuoyangzi，piandianqianjiuganjinpaolu，yihoubulaishengchengjiushile......ketamenjing，qizhenlinyebusha，yangruhukoulezheishi。
“heihei~~~”qizhenlinningxiaodao：“meirenganchutoushiba？hao！neishuomingnimenquanshijianghupianzia。qipianshengdu，gaidanghezuia？”
dabingmenqishengjiaodao：“sizui！”
“bucuo！”qizhenlinhedao：“laozicongxianzaijiukaishiqiangbinimen！yigeyigelai，zhidaoyourenkenchutouweizhi！”
“啊？！”
zhongrendoujingdaile，suijiyouzhalewo：
“zhangdashen，nikuailudianshentonga！”
“aiyaya，laoxiuzheihuierfutongnanshou，haishiqingwangbanxianchuma，xianxianfaliba。”
“zheigezheige~~laofulaideshihouwangjidaishangkanjiafaqile，yaoburan，jiuququzheidianxiaoshi，genbenbuzaihuaxiaa！”
“zhua，jiujiuwoba！”