第二章两短一长
“有事？”
wolengleyixia，meifanyingguolai。
“youshi，nishizhangyishui？zhangxianshengdesunzi，tamenshuonizheinengbangrenkanshier？”gunianghenxiuse，tashouzhijinzhangdejiaocuozaiyiqi，haobanshangcaihuidao。
“dui，wojiushibangrenkaiguade，nijiaoshenme？”
woxinzhongyixi，lianmanghuidaoshengpaduifangpaole。
zheikeshiwoyemeilezhihoutouyigeshangmenzhaowokanshierdekeren，yanchouzhexiaoguliujiwodeshijianbuduo，rujinkerenshangmen，wolianshangdunshidaishanglejifenreqie。
guniangyizheng，sihuhenjinzhang，tuokouerchu。
“qi......qimeng。”
wensheng，womingxianlengleyixia，daiwotaitouchaozhetawangqu，zheiguniangcaifenlianyihong，zizhishuocuolehualianmangbaishoujieshidao。“xiaoxiansheng，duibuzhu，wojiaosunxiaohua，qimengshiwodeyiming，wozaixianlideyezonghuilidangtiaowudefuwuyuan。kerenmenwenduole，jiuxiguanxingdebaoleyiming，nikebuyaojianguai。”
艺名？
wozhoulezhoumeitou，youdiankanchulaile。
zheiguniangshengdeshuiling，dahongsedeqipaolijiuchuanzheyijiandanbodeqipao。
yanxiaguoleeryue，kezhanuanhaihan，zheiliangrigengshigangpiaoleyichangxuezhengchangrenjiadenvzimeirenhuizaizheidalengtiandezheimechuan。hekuangxianlitouweiyiyijiayezonghuigandeshenmemaimaishigerendouzhidao，neijiushigeshengsequanmadexiaojinku，zhuanzuopiroushengyi。
zheisunxiaohuaagandekongpashipangdehuoji，bushizhengjingxingdang。
但我也没多说什么。
zheiniantouxiaopinbuxiaochang，yiqiexiangqiankan，xianghouzhuan，shidaoruci。sunxiaohuazheiguniangbiwodabuleliangsui，xiaodechunliang，xingxuzhishiwuruqitu，erzheiyebushiwogaiguandeshier。
“meishi，wojiusuikouyiwen，nishuonizhaowokanshier。”
woshiqudezhuanyilehuati。
wensheng，sunxiaohuadunshisongleyikouqi，tashaoshaocoujinleyixie，woyiditoujiunengwendaoyiguzixiangfengcuanjinbikonghesunxiaohuaguangjiedeetou。
“dui，zhaonikanshier，benlaishixiangzhaozhangsiyede，buguowotingshuolaorenjiaguoshile。wodatingleyixia，shuosiyeyougesunzichengtiandunzaizheidahuaishuxiabaitanwocaiguolai。”
“xiaoxiansheng，wo......wohaoxiangshizhongxiele。”
sunxiaohuajieshileyiju，jinzhangdao。
“怎么讲？”
我挑了挑眉。
“nianqianba，wokaishizuoemeng，meitianwanshangdouzuo。menglitou，haoduodenvrendouzaisichewo，tamenzhuaiwodetoufa，siyaowodeshenzi，wowulunzenmetaoyetaobudiao。”sunxiaohuayilianxinyouyuji，sihubeizhemodebuqing，zhishiwotingzaierduoliqueshizhoulezhoumeitou。
wohaodaigaozhongbiye，shiduguoshu，shouguojiaoyude。
doushuoriyousuosiyeyousuomeng，shuodaodizheishibing，genzhuangxieyagenjiumeishenmeguanxi。woshigesuanmingbuguade，youbushijietouyoudangdechijiaoyishengruhenengzhizheigebing？
zheiguniangpabushizaixiaoqianwo？
“xiaoxiansheng，zheizhenshizhuangxie，yaoburanwoyebunengdalaoyuanzhuanchengpaoguolaizhaoni。wo......woyouzhengju。”sunxiaohuayaoleyaoyinya，yanjianzhewoyilianbuxin，dunshijieshidao。
证据？
这玩意能有啥证据？
wensheng，womingxianlengleyixia，kehaimeikaikou。
jiujiansunxiaohuayoushangqianleyibu，coudegengjinle，tajihutiezailewodeshenqian。
jinjiezhe，tayouyudezuoyoukanleyiyan，ranhoujianbangyidoupizaishenshangdeyurongfujiudiaolexialai，ranhoudangzhewodemianjiukaishijieyilingzishangdekouzi。
wodeliantengdeyixiazijiuhongle，wokouganshezao，youdianmeng，buzhiruheshihao。
wogangchengnian，danliangenvpengyoudouhaimeitanguo，sunxiaohuazheimepiaoliangdeguniangdangzhewodemiantuoyifu，napatashizuopiroushengyide，woyezhaojiabuzhu。
womianhongerchigangxiangkaikouzhizhi。
zhishiyitaitou，muguangluozaitadejianbangshang，wodetongkongjiumengdeshoujinle。
yinweisunxiaohuajingzhidesuoguxiafang，zhengyouyipaichanraozheheiqidechihen，henxixiao，danhenxianyan，neiximidepailiemeiyouguizeyizhimanyandaotadexiongfuchu。
这是......
鬼咬人。
zheishieryiqianwotingwoyejiangguo。
renyousanhunqipo，wendingxinhun，erxinzhibujiandeqienuozhezuiyizhaorexiesui。wangwangyiguzixiefengchuizaishenshang，jiurongyiyoudabingxiaozaichanshen，tuoshenbude。
yinweizheiyangderensandengbuwen，zuiyirangxieqishangshen。
erguiyaorenbingbushishuozhendeyouguimeishangshen，ershixieqirutidaolejiqiyanzhongdecaihuizaitibiaoliuxiahenji。
neiwanyixieqihenzhong，caihuizaiyaoguodedifangliuxiaximidechihen。
我就是再傻也清楚。
sunxiaohuakongpashibeilebudezangdongxichanshangle。
zhishiyigezaiyezonghuishangbandeguniangzenmehuizhanshangzheizhongzangdongxi？
“guoranshibeixieqijichanshangle。nibieji，wobangnikaiyigua，guiyaorenhaimeidaoxiongkou，yinggaihailaideji。”woxileyikouqi，shiyisunxiaohuashaoanwuzao。
ranhouniutoujinlewuzi，bawoyeliujiwodeguijiaqiaozijiqulechulai。
ranhougonggongjingjingdedianlesangenqingxiang。
这是请香。
woyejiwodingxiadeguiju。
tashuolaozhangjiadekaiguahepangrenbuyiyang、
bierenbuguapingsanfenyunqi，danwomenlaozhangjiaderansanzhuqingxiang，yizhujingxianzubaoyou，erzhuqingxianwenshen，sanzhuzeshiweizijidiande。
zhiyouzheiyangcainengguaguabuluokong。
keshidangwoluolezikanzhesaluozaishenqiantoudejimeidaqian，wozhenggerendouzhengzhule。
“怎么样？”
sunxiaohuakanzhebianleliansedewo，turanbiandehenjinzhangsihuyoudianhehuaile。
tashenziqianqing，woshenzhidounenggouxiudaosunxiaohuashenshangchuandiguolaidewenreheqingxiang，zhishihezheiaimeideqingxuxiangbi，wodeliansequehennankan。
“没，没事。”
wozhizhiwuwudeyingleyisheng，zhishiyanzhongjingyibuding。
buguajiyuzhouyi，yongdeshiliushisiguaxiang。
youyinyaoyangyaozhifen，gongjisanbaibashisiyao，meigualiuxiang，fenduiqian、kun、zhen、xun、kan、li、dui、gengouchengbagua。
zhishiyanqiandezheiguaxiangfencheng，weizuoxinan，xinxiangbei，maoshenlihe。
bieshuoshiwuxingshuxingbuquan，jiulianbazideqianheduizidouluolebanjie，erzhongjianerdaibiaoshengrendedaqianqueshengshengdelizailesimenheshengmenzhongjiandedangkou。
这事活死人的卦象。
zaonianjianwoyejiandaoguowoyekaigua，yesuanshangshigexueyousuochengde，danzheiyangxiqiguguaideguaxiangfeiyisuosi，wohaishitouyicijiandao。
“真的没问题？”
sunxiaohuapazaiwoerbiantuqirulan。
wolianyihong，dunshirangkaileyidian，ranhouxinlitoudazhegumeibashihuashuochulai。wozhinengjiekoushuoshichenbudui，rangtadiertianlaizhaowo，wodaoshihouzaibangtaxiangjiejuedebanfa。
sunxiaohuayihuobujie，danyemeiduoshuoshenme。
wosongleyikouqi，zhishidingzheshenqiandeguayanfanlenan。
hude，yizhenlengfengchuizaiwoshenshang。
wodalegelengzhanlianmangwangwulizou，kejiuzaiwolinzhebaozhunbeihuiwudeshihouquezhengzhule，yinweizaiwoshenbiandexianganshangyouliangtuanfengzaidazhuan，zaichaoxianglushangkan，
shenqiantoubenlaihaohaodianzhedesanzhixiangbuzhiheshiyijingranleyiban，erqizhongneigenpingbaidegaolebanjie，zhiliuxiazhongjiandeneigenwensibudong，
是两短一长。
wodunshidaleyigejiling，zhijuedeyiguziliangqicongjiaoxinyizhicuanshanglejilianggu，hunshenshangxiadehanmaodouzhaleqilaitoupidouzaifama。