第4章 摸鱼圣人

qixuanmeijixulishaozijuankaishiganqilezijideshiqing。

qixuanzaibianjudeweizhishangdebiaoxian,yizhidoushirangrenyanqianyiliangde。

jinguanruci,tahaishiweitaxitongchoujiangjihualaiguangmingzhengdamoyu,biruxianzai,tazhengpazaizhuoshang,jiazhuangpibeididazheduner,shizeshizaixiaoqiaodeshoujipingmushangzhuikanzuixindedianshiju。

zheizhongmoyudexingwei,suiranbubeituichong,danoueryeweitadailaibushaolinggan。jiuzaitakandaojuzhongyigexiaojiaosefenbugushenditiaojinhuohaijiurendeqingjieshi。

jiuzaizheishi,yidaoshuxideshengyinzaiqixuannaohaizhongxiangqi。

xitongtishi,moyubanxiaoshihuode10jifen

“kanlaiwolichoujiangyoujinleyibu,mashangjiuyou1000jifenle”qixuandishengziyanziyu,jixuzhuiqiletadedianshiju。

turan,shaozijuanzhouzhemeitouzoulejinlai。

takanzheqixuanzheifuqingsongdeyangzi,xinzhongbuyoudeyizhenwuyu,zheijiahuo,mingmingyouzhejingrendecaihua,quezongshibushanyuliyong。

“qixuan,nizheishizaiganshenme?!”shaozijuanrenbuzhuchizedao。

qixuanmanyouyouditaiqitou,kanzheshaozijuan,yanzhongmanshiwugu,“wozai…sikaojuqing。”

“sikao?nizhendenazijidebenzhigongzuobudanghuishima?wokeshikanbuxiaqunizheiyanglangfeitianfule!”shaozijuanxianranshirenwukeren,zhanzaiqixuandezhuoqian,dingzheta。

qixuanqingqingyixiao,buhuangbumangdidakaidiannaowendang,zhanshijishaozijuankan。

“事实说话!”

shaozijuanyileng,suijitademuguangbeipingmushangdeneironglaolaoxiyin。

确实是超额完成!

shaozijuanbudebupeifu,“qixuan,womeihuashuole。”

qixuanxiantingxinbudiqishen,shenlegelanyao,“neishidangran,wokeshirenzhenzuoshideren。”

shaozijuanshenxiyikouqi,zhuanshenlikaile。

“轩哥。”

“轩哥。”

hurantingdaoshenpangyourenzaijiaoziji,qixuanzhuanguotou,xiaolexiao:“xiaoanzia,youshenmeshima?

xiaoanzi,quanmingyuan,yeshigongsideyimingshixisheng,zhibuguobiqixuanxiaojigeyuefendeshengri,suoyichenghutaweixuange。

“是这样的。”

xiaoanziheiheiyixiao,yiziyizhuanjiulaidaoleqixuanpangbian,xiaoshengwendao:“xuange,jiaojiaowomoyudebenshibei,mingmingyiqilaidegongsi,nitiantianmoyu,haidudelingdaodexinlai,heihei…”

“e?”qixuanyingleyisheng,pieleyiyanxiaoyu,dandandao:““xiaoanzia.……nizheijuhuajiushuodebuduile,doushiweilegongsi,weilewomenweilaidemeihaoshenghuo,helaimoyuyishuo?“

“heihei....xuange,wanshanghuoguozouqi?”

tingdaoxiaoanzidehua,qixuanhuanhuanzuozhileshenzi,“xingba,jirannizheimechengxinchengyidefawenle,neigegewojiuchuanshounijizhaoba!”

“duoxiexuange!”xiaoanziyanqianyiliang,lianmanghuidaozijideweizhi,nashangbijibenhebi,renzhenwubidao:“xuange,ninshuo,wojizhe。”

“咳咳…

qixuanqingshengkesouleliangsheng,shouqizijideshouji,zhengjinweizuo。

“shixianshengming,wokebushitantunineiyidunhuoguoha。”

“dangran,wodoumingbaide,xuange!

qixuandianlediantou,taiyanguanwangleyixiasizhou,quedingmeishenmewentizhihou,dixiatouxiaoshengdao:“nizheigewentisuanshiwenduirenle,gegewokeshizhuanyemoyutuanduichushen,shixiqijianjibenshangdouzaimoyu,danhaishijingchangdedaolingdaodekuajiang,nikezhiweihe?”

“还请轩哥指教!“

xiaoanziliangyanfangguang,taxiangtingdejiushizheigea!

“wogennijianga,moyuzheizhongshi,xuyaodebujinjinshixintaihejiqiao,gengduode,haishiqingshang。”

“情商?”

xiaoanzidakaixiaobenben,jixialai。

“shide,yaozuodaoxinanlidedemoyu,womenbixuyaoyouqiangdadexinli;yaozuodaoshenbuzhiguibujuedemoyu,womenyaoyouwanmeidejiqiao;danxiangyaoliandaomoyushengongjiucengdayuanman,jijiusuanmoyuyenengdedaorenke,neijiubixuyaoyougaojiqingshangle。”

“wae!yuanwenqixiangaxuange!”

“niyaozhidao,renheren,zhiyaoshigeren,douxihuanbeiguanzhu、beikuajiang,suoyi,moyudeshihou,womenyidingbunengmenbuzuosheng,yidingyaogaodiaoqilai,bazhouweitebieshilingdaodaidongqilai,zaimoyudetongshiduitongshi、duilingdaoshuchunidewuzhihezanmei。”

“无知和赞美?”

“meicuo!gegewomoyu,xianglaigaodiao,lingdaoyourenwujiaodaixialai,conglaibuhuizaidiyishijianbaifenzhibaiwancheng,zhihuizaiduanshijianzhineikaodunianghuozhezijixiabeixieyigetigang。ranhou,zhuantoujiugenzanmenzonghebudeligebaixianlongmenzhen。”

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“lige,wangzongshuoninduizheifangmianpoweilejie,wozheiyangxie,ninjuederuhe?”

“zhuyi!yidingbuyaorangbierenbangnizuohuozhebangnixiangsilu,zheiyangzhihuiyinqifangan,nizhixuyaodengdayanjing,lvezuojingyadizanmeijiuxing,suirannikenengyigezidoumeitingjinqu。

xiaoanzi:wocao!!!jixialaijixialai!

“dengligekankanertan,chuiwanniubizhihou,mashangshuo:lige,ninjiangdediantaishenqile,woxiangdoumeixiangdaozheifangmian,jianzhigenxinghuguandingyiyang!wozheijiuquhaohaozhenglixiasilu,haohaoxuexiyixia,ninxianmang。”

“zheigeshihou,ligeyibandouhuixianglingdaoyiyanghuiyiju:xiaohuozi,haohaogan,weilaikeqi!

“dawanshougong,huidaogongwei,dakaishouji:xieyao,renzaigongsi,zhengzaimoyu.”

嘶……

tingwanqixuandehua,liandezhenjinghechongbai,xiaoanzizhijiejiudaoxiyikoulengqi:“ranhouni??”

“ranhou?mogeyigexiaoshizuoyoudeyu,jiuqudayinzijixiedegoupibutongdesilu,lushangkeyigentongshitamenliaoliangju,buguodawandongxizhihou,yidingyaojicongconghuidaogongweishang,biaoxianchuzijihenjipodexiangyaoxuexideyangzi。huidaogongwei,dakaitouyin,kankanxiaojiejieyangyangyan,qibumeizai?“

“美美美!“

“zaishuagegebaxiaoshishenmede,naqiziliao,qishenzhuangzuoquzhaolingdao,shijishangzhijiebenxiangcesuo,dianyigenhuazi,heqitabumenyezaichouyandemoulingdaohuozhetongshisansanyan、chuichuiniu,zheilijiuyaozhuyile,yaozaibujingyizhijianluchuzijidayindeziliao,bingqierangduifangzhidaoyixiayijian。”

“zheiyoushishenmecaozuo,xuange?”

“he..zhidaoweishenmegebibumendelingdaoyizhikuawoma?jiuyinweizheige,xianzaiquangongsiderendouzhidaowohennuli,shangcesuodouhaixiangzhegongzuo。”

xiaoanzidunshijingweitianren,chongbaizhiqingyiyuyanbiao!

“轩哥!牛批!”