meicitingyeyezheimeshuo,wodouhuiqixudiantou,yanlizongfuxianchuneitianwanshang,neigechengweilewoweihunqidenvhaizi,neiwanwandexiaoyan。
ranershishishi,tongjiafadahou,jiuyuelaiyueshuliwojiale,congzuichuyiniantanwangshici,daobaci,daosanci……
zhijin,woyijingzhengzhengliangnianmeijianguotongmengyaole!
danwoyiranqingxijidezuihouyicijiandaotashi,taneimeilidemoyang。
dangnianshouchengpibaogudexiaohouzi,yijingchuluochengletingtingyulidexiaomeiren。chuanzhemingxiaodedingzhikuanduanqunxiaofu,jingzhidezanhuabiezaimaweibianshang,qingchunkeai。
xiaoqilai,rengranxiangchujianshiyiyang,ruhuasiyu;
tingdaowoyeyetiqihunlishi,yeyiranhuixiangdangnianyiyanglianhong。
wozongshimengjianta,zongtixingziji,mengyaoshiwodeweihunqi,wojianglaiyidingyaojitaxingfu!
jieguo,hezhishiliangniana,houlaitongjiayizhijiumeilaiguowojiale。
yeyeyishidaobeishuale,qidebuqing,shentizhuangkuangzhizhuanjixia,kaishikexue、bianxue,quezhenweiniaoduzheng!
wojifengle,xiangdaoyeyeweitongjianitiangaiming,jiubugusanqiershiyidebafangliangshangneigehongmuxiazinaxialai,rangyeyejiaowofengshuimishu,woyaoweiyeyenitiangaiming!
yeyesihuobujiao,wojiuzijifanyuexiazilidedianji,
quejuewangdefaxian,yeyeyijingwuyaokejiule!
yeyeweitongjiazhonglefengshuiji,zheishifengshuixiangshulizuijinjidexieshu,shishuzheyi“hongrou”、“shenghun”weidaijia,titarenqiangxingnitiancuanming,bizaotianqian!
yeyeweilerangwoyihouguohaoyidian,fuchuleshengmingdedaijia……
wobuganxin,falefengdexuexidianjilidefengshuimishu,qidaoyouyitiannengzhaodaojiuyeyedefangfa。
daneyun,haishizaiwoshijiusuizheiyitianjianglinle。
yeyegentonggouzaojiuyuedinghaole,zaiwoshijiusuizheitian,rangwomenlianghaizizhengshijiehun。。
suoyiwoyizaojiuhouzailecunkou,xinxinniannianqipanzhezijiweiguomendeqizi。
jieguorenmeidenglai,daodenglailelinjuchuandadeehao——
“liuzi,buhaole!niyeyequshanshangjibainidie,yushanglenishiliu,beimaile!”
wohedehunfeiposan,chaoqichanzibianwangshanshangpao。
zaishanjiaoluanshixia,chandelaojianzidoumolanle,caijuechuleyeyedenaodai。
yeyequanshendoubeimaizailuanshiduili,yinyinnengkanjianshitoujipogutousaijinxiongfudecanzhuang。
duziliquanshishitou,yishijinqizhangchuqiduanle。
“爷爷!”
wotongkuliuti,cunminmenyeaiqibuyi。
yexuyeyehuozuiyutian,ketashinaihaorenyige!zhantianbuguazhishichiaieryi,congweiyongcidaomoucaihaiming、zhangshiqiren;
shenzhi,yeyerenshengzhongkaofengshuixiangshuzhuandediyibiqian,jiushiyonglaijicunziligailexuexiao、pulelule!
却得此下场……
“liuer,kugeshen?”yeyemingbujiuyi,querengranhaoqigaiyun,daxiaobuyi,xuekoudazhang:“laofuyishengzhitiangaiming,nanengbuxiaodezijideshoushu?bendangzangzaijialiduohuogeyinianbanzai,zaishoujinjiecansi,laofuqueguyichumenhuandegetongkuai,laotian,tajile,woyingle,hahaha~”
woxindousuile,bumingbaitazenmehaixiaodechulai。
duziliquanshishitou,gaiyouduotenga?
yeyezheicaitanxileyisheng,kanzhewoshuo:“liuer,nishiwojianglaobadesuner,nitianshengjiuduifengshuixiangshuyoutianfu,jiangyishiri,bijiangfengshenzhanjiang,chengweibiyeyehailihaidetianxiadiyifengshuixiangshi!”
“suoyi,jiusuanyeyezaibuxiwangniganzheiyixing,yebunengzulanni,fouzeyouweitianyi,kendinghuiweinizhaolaijienande。”
“danniqieji,yeyejiushinideqianchezhijian,wanbukeluanyongmishu!bangbierenzhitiangaiming,napadangshanglehuangdi,youyouheyiyini?zijihuohaocaishizhende。”
woshijingdiantou“wojizhuleyeye,nibieshuohuale……”
kanzhewoxinrudaojiaodeyanshen,yeyexindilineikouyingqisanle,gandaohenshangxin,shentiyeyincichediwajie,yishibuqing。
“yeyebuhuisuancuode,tongmengyao,nainitianmingzhinv,nizhiyouhetazaiyiqi,cainengfushouankang;ertayezhiyouhenizaiyiqi,cainengbaituotamentongjiaxuemailidezuzhou。suoyi,wulunshoudaoshenmezunao,niliangdoubunengfenkai……”
“shia,tonggou,nizheige**dezasui,niyiweilaofubuzhidaonitongjiayinguoma?bieyiweinishualelaofu,meilewosunerxiangzhu,niquanjiadexiachangdingbilaofuqicanbaibei……”
“a,haomeidexue,xiaoweia,gaiwenhuchale……”
xiaoweishiwozaonianshizongdenainaidemingzi。
yeyeyijingjingshencuoluanle。
wozhejishi,yeyequeyouqingxingguolai,zhigougoukanzhewoshuo:“wodebuxieni?neikeshininainaiqinshoufengdea,wodedaizou。
“buran,ninainaijiuyaopachulaile……”
“baye,ni、nidetui,zaineierni……”cunminjidanzhanyoubeiaidezhixiangyuanfang,。
zhijianyeyedexiabanshen,zaojiubeijiduanle,suizheluanshichongjinlehetanli……
yeyekanleyiyanzijidexiabanshen,yanshenlizhouranmengshangleyicenghuiwu,turanhuiguangfanzhaobanfenlichouchuxueroumohudeshou,sisizhuaizhulewo。
“liuer,qieji,fengshuishilijibizhaoe,xuyifuhuanfu,xuedaode,jiuyidingyaojiaoren;zhuandaode,jiuyidingyaojiren!xingshanjide,durenduji,qiejia……”
zaiwoliansecanbaidezhushixia,yeyechediduanqile。
“爷爷!!”
wosixinliefeidehaoku,xiangchesiye。
……
yeyezaojiuliuxialeyizhu,shuotasizainaer,jiumaizainaer,budewangdong,fouzeyihouquancunrendoubudeanning。
jiangshishenfenghehao、chuanshangshouyi,jiudiqihaomushihou,qitarendouzoule,weiyouwogendingziyiyangdingzaineier,daidaikanzhemubei。
woweiyideqinren,zheishishangzuiaiwoderen,yongyuandelikaile……
cengjinmingdongquansheng,lingsuoyoumingliuhaoshendangshenxianyiyangchongjingdejiangbaye,sihouchulecunminwai,queshimeiyigerenlaibaiji。
queqiedeshuo,haiyougepengtougoumian、guiguisuisuideqigai,yizhiduozaiyuanchudexiaoshulinlisidingzhewoyeyedefenmu。
dankanyangzi,yinggaizhishidengzhechixianjipin,woyejiumeitaiguanzhuta。
wozaifenqianguilezhengzhengqitianqiye,caiyouyizhibaixideyushou,wushengwuxiweiwodilaiyizhangzhijin。
woxiayishihuitoukanleyan,dunshilengzhule。
suirantadeyanjing,biyiqiangengqingchelingdongle;
tadeshenxing,yezaibushixiaonvhaizi,biandetingtingyuli。
duonianlaimengzhongdemeili,bibushangxianshideyifen,tajianzhichuluochenglegexiannv……
kewohaishiyiyanjiurenchulaile,shitongmengyao!
我未过门的妻子……
woyongcanliufangxiangdezhijincalecalei,zheicaijuedexinlinuanhuoqilai。
suiranyeyelikaile,keshi,wohaiyoumengyaozheigeqizia。
shijiusui,yeyeyutongshushuyuedingdeqixiandaole,womashangjiuyaohemengyaozhengshichengweifuqile。
kemeihaodechongjing,henkuaijiubeicierdechedishengdapo。
是童苟。
tonggoushuangshouzhuguai、xizhuanggelvdezuozaibinlihaocheshang,genyiqianluopobukandeyangzijianzhipanruoliangren。
tafeichangbunaifanside,chediyixialianzheyixiadeen。
wolengleyixia“tongshushubulaibaijiyeyema?”
tongmengyaohenbuzirandediandiantou,shengruoyinling:“wobadelefengshi,bufangbianxiashandi,mingdi……mingdijiushiweilebiaodabeiqie。”
wodiandiantou,xinliquejuede,tongshushude“beiqie”weimianguoyushenkele,douyoudianjingraodaoxianrenqingjingle……
woxiangqiyijianshi,roulerouguijiangdexigai,kuaibuchaohaochezouqu。
“tongshushu,zheishiwoyeyezaiyizhulixiemingleyaojiaojinide,duwusiren,zuoyihuainian。”
woshoupengyizhangpociwandao。
dangnianyeyesongbietonggoufunvshi,jiletamenershiwandangpanchan;tonggouwuyiweibao,jiangyiqianqitaodefanwanzengyuleyeye。
yeyehaobuxianqizheishizhitaofandepowan,yizhixixinshouzangzhe。
tonggoukanlekanwan,mianwubiaoqingdejieguoqu。
ranhou——pa!——suishoushuaisuizaileshanxia。
我目瞪口呆。
tongmuyaocishigenguolai,dijilewoyifengniupizhidai:“zheilishiershiwan,shiwogendiediedeyidianxinyi,nishouxiabaliuzi。”
wochileyijing,jimangyaotoujujue:“wobuxuyao……”
tongmengyaoqueyingsaijilewo,ranhouxiaodao:“jiangyeyequshile,niyigerendaizaicunliyemeiyisi,babayijingzaigongchanglijiniliulegezhiwei,nijiuzhijielaichengliguoba。”
kanzheniupizhidai,hemengyaodexiaorong,woxinligandaowubiwennuan。
yeyezongshuo,zhidengwoshijiusuigenmengyaojielehun,jiuyoufule!
爷爷果然没骗我。
wowubijiandingdao:“mengyao,woyidinghuijinixingfude!”
tongmengyaodelianse,quezaicikeweiweiyibian。
tayouxieweinandeyangzi,tonggouquezaihoutouyongguaizhangchuletayixia。
tongmengyaominleminhongchun,bianshibaochiweixiao,shuochulerangwoxindiwaliangwaliangdehualai
“liuzi,womentuihunba。”