meiyourennengkanchuyanershoushangdeneizhangzhipiandebenlaimianmu，zaisuoyourenyanli，tajiushiyizhangputongzhijindemoyang。
zheishiyizhonghendijidezhangyanfa，yaneryebujidezijishizaishenmeshihou，zaiyigeshenmeyangdesizheshenshangdedaodezheigejinengle——bijingtaiguojiuyuan。
meixiangdaoshigeduonianhainengzaiyongchulai，yesuanbangletabuxiaomang。
neigezhiyidezhubomeiyouzaihangshengle，yourendishengquan，“xianbieshuole，xianqujinchangjingkaiqigerenzhibojianba。”
dajiabianyejiuzuoba，chaozheneigezhaizizouqu。
erzhiqianjileyaneryipingshuideqingnianhaishimocengzhefangmanlesudu，zhujiande“luohou”daoyuyanerbingjiandeweizhi。
“我叫李清沅。”
taturankaishiziwojieshao。
“zheishiwodedisanchangzhibole，duoduoshaoshaohaishiyouyixiejingyande。”
tadeyuguangyizhizaizhuyizheyaner，meiyoucongtalianshangkandaofangan，danshi……yemeiyouqinjinzhiyi。
tasuiranyijiubiaoqingwenhe，danconglingyigejiaodulaijiang，zheihechangbushiyizhonglengdanshuli？
tazaiduizhejiuzhutayilingpokoudamadehuangmaoshiyeshichabuduodebiaoqingni。
liqingyuanxinzhongyouxieshiluo，jiutingduifangshuo，“wojiaoyaner，xiexienideshui。”
jiuzheimeyijuhua，liqingyuanxinlidesuoyoushiluoxiaoshidewushengwuxi。
“wokannishenmeyemeidai，ruguojiexialaiyoushenmexuyaodehua，ke，keyigenwoshuo。”
yanerpianguotou，shixianluozailiqingyuanfanhongdelianshang，huranxiaolexiao，“weishenmezheimeguanzhaowo？”
zheizhenshiyizhonghen“xinqi”detiyan，guoqujinianli，yanerkecongweitihuiguobeirenguanzhao，baohuzhileidehuishishenmeganshou。
liqingyuanmeiliaodaotazheimezhibai，youyuleliangmiao，haishixuanzelezhishuo，“wo……wowanchengdiyichangzhibozhihoukaiqideyuanshengtianfujiao‘chaojitonggan’，woduihenduoshiwudeganzhidoufeichangling，youshihoushenzhinengzaiyanqian‘yujian’daojijiangfashengdeshiqingdehuamian。
erzinishangcheshijiandaonidediyiyan，wodetonggangaosuwo，genzheni，wonengying。”
【hahahahahawotamaxiaosi，congweijianguoyourenbabaodatuisangezishuoderuciqingxintuosu。】
【zenhuiyourenyishanglaijiuzipudipaidea？zheishinalaideshaxiaozia？】
【zheigezhuboyetingyouqude，yi，haoxianghaijinlexinxiubangai，henyouqianlima。】
【neinizheiciganzhipashishilingge，zheimeyigesanbuyichuan，wubukexuedebingyangzi，genzhetazenmeying？chufeiguizegaicheng“sidezuikuaidezhubohuosheng”hahahaha……】
【shishiwujueduiagemen，busiwanglingjichuderuchangquanhaibunengshuomingwenti？】
【zheigebingmeirenfenmingshigexinrenzhuboba？keshitadaodishizenmezuodaorangzhubomenxiangxintadezhengyanshuoxiahua，yizhirenweitashoushangnadeshizhijinde？ruchangquandezaoxinghezhijinchabiebushiyixingbandiana。】
【henmingxianshiyonglenengliazheidoucaibuchulai，ze！】
【kebushixinrenzhuboma？nalaidejineng？】
【阿这……对哦！】
【tahaoshenmiazheigebingmeiren，wozhijiechong！】
【wokannibushiyinweitonggan，ershiyinweisexinba？kanrenjiayiyanjiulianhong，taimingxianlewei！】
shijishangliqingyuanqueshiyebuwanquanshiyinweitongganwentilaijiejinyanerde。
ruguotacishinengkandaodanmudehua，yidinghuiwudizirong。
yinweineiweiguanzhongshuodebucuo，tajiejinyaner，zheiqizhongyouhendayibufenyanzhijiachengdeyuanyin。
dangran，yebushishuotazheisuanyijianzhongqingfeinimoshu，buguorendoushishijuedongwu，mianduimei，zongshihuixiayishidekaojinhexiangwangde。
youqi……yanerzheimetebie。
duiyutadeshuoci，yanerbuzhikefou，yijiulimaodaoxie。
dajiayijinglizheigezhaiziyuelaiyuejinle。
dangdaodayidingfanweideshihou，meiweizhuboyanqianhuranchuxianletoumingxuankongdezhibojianguangpinglai。
-xianzaikaiqigerenzhibojian，qingweinidebenchangzhibojianmingming。
-yimingmingzhibojianwei“aaayanlaobandexiaoguipifashichang”。
-dangqianzhibojianguankanrenshu：5
jinjiezheyaneryanqianjiuchuxianlegundongdedanmu。
【hahahahazheigezhibojianmingzishishenmegui？！meirenguorancongtoudaoweidouzheimeyuzhongbutong。】
-guanzhong【abaaba】jizhubosongchuyiduobianhua
meixiangdaozijiyikaishijuranjiunengyouguankanrenshu，bingqiehaidedaoledashang。
pingmuzhongdemeirensihuyoudianyiwai，youyoudiannanran，weiweitaiqiyanpiduizhejingtoubailebaishou，shudizhanyanyixiao，“dajiahao，e……xiexieabaabadexiaoliwu。”
danmuyipiananjing——lengdanbingruodemeirenzhanyanyixiaodemoyangjianzhitaijingyanle！
danhenkuaiguanzhongjiufaxianlepingmuzhongmeirenmeiyanshihaodeneidianganga，limafanyingleguolai，shitamendehaowuhuiyingrangmeirengangale！danmuhuranbiandereqingqilai。
【duibuqilaopo，gangcaibeilaopoqingguoqingchengdexiaorongjibuhuole，hunbeigouzoule！！！】
【duibuqilaopo，yuanlaimeirenlaopojiulian‘abaaba’yezheimemei！！】
-guanzhong【yigezuogouquan】jizhubosongchuyishubianhua
-guanzhong【yigezuogouquan】jizhubosongchuyiwanmengpotang
-guanzhong【nichuangdixiayougui】kaitongle“aaayanlaobandexiaoguipifashichang”zhizunfensipai，dakaibenzhibojiandetousongtongdao。
【laopo，nixiangheshenmeweierdezhiketangjiang？woquanjininonglai！】
【**！zhizunfensipai，deduoshaomingbilaizhe？！！youqian！taiyouqianle！】
xianzaidezhibojianyijingzheimehualihushaoleme？
yinweihaimeiqueqiedenongqingchuzijidaodishuileduojiu，yaneryemeixiangdaokongbuzhiboxianzaigaibanlezheimeduo，tayeshizhendebeixianzaizheixiexinxiangongnengnongdeyanhualiaoluan。
zhidaojianbangbeiqingqingpaileyixia，yanershudihuishen。
liqingyuanyanlihanzheyisidanyou，guanqiededuitashuo，“gerenzhibojiandezheigedanmuliebiaonikeyixuanzeyinzang，suiranxianzaizheizhongbuyinzangdemoshiyebuyingxiangnishiwu，erqiehedanmuduoduohudonghainengduodiandashangshenmede，dan……”
“wohaishijianyinibukandanmudehao，guanzhongzhongbufayixiexihuaneyiwudaozhubode，huiyingxiangnidepanduan。”
qishitazheimeshuoyijingshuyushuodehenwenhele。
kongbuzhibodeguanzhonghezhubozhijiandeguanxikegenxianshishijiezhubofensideguanxitianchadibie。
zheixieguanzhongduikongbuzhubojibendoushieyimanman，buanhaoxinde。
jibianshibaiwanqianwanjibiezhubodeguanzhong，fentayedeshitanengzuochujingcai**dezhiboxiaoguocaixing，burankeyishangyimiaozaidanmuweinifengkuangyingyuan，xiayimiaojiujinifanlian。
keyishuoxinuwuchangxixinyanjiudaolejidian。
yanerzhalezhayan，sihutingjinqule，“haode。”
但其实他没有隐藏。
tajuedererenaonaodehenhao，tayigerenshuitaijiule，ganjuehenjiuhenjiubucengzheimerenaole——suiranzhiyouwugeguanzhong。
而且观众都很有趣。
taquebuzhidao，tameizenmeguanzhuzhibojiandezheimeyihui，yinwei【nichuangdixiayougui】dehaoqikaipaixingwei，weitadezhibojiandaiqilediyiboredu，xiyinlailebushaodeguanzhong。
meiliaodaotahuizheimetinghua，liqingyuankaleyixia，zheicaiyoushuodao，“yibaneryanfubenneibujirenwu，zhihuijiyigeshixian，zanmenzuizhongyaoderenwujiushizuohaomeiyichangdezhibo。
yaozhibodejingcai，suoyijiuyaoquzhudongtansuofubenneidemimi，yucitongshihaiyaobaozhengzijizuizhongnenghuoxiaqu。
xitongchushijiyuzhubodetishi，chulefubenmingzi，jiuhaiyouzhubodeshenfenxinxile。”
shuodaozheilitayidun，ranhoucaidao，“e，shenfenxinxizhongyulaile。”