我今天被雷劈了！
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崩！
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什么？
kandaozheiyimu，wozijidouheleyitiao。zheikeshizhuantoua！yongchuizidoubukenengzachuzheizhongxiaoguolai，keshiwo，wojingranyijiaojiuzuodaole？
这太碉堡了吧！
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护花使者？
沈梦瑶？
被欺负？
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shenmengyaokanzhezamaozheiyihuohunhunhuarongshise，yaozheyingchun，yanshenliyoushifennuyoushihaipa。
“meiqian？”neizamaokanzheshenmengyaozheijuemeideliandan，yijixiaofuzhineibaoguozhedefengmanshenduan，koushuidoufangfoyaoliuchulaile。
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“linmu？”shenmengyaorenchulewo，lianseyijing，meixiangdaowohuituranchulai。eryanshenliyeduolejifengandong，yinweizaizhouweineimeduorendouzailenglengkanzhe，meiyouyigerenganshanglai，keshiwoquezhanchulaile！
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“xiaozi，zheiyigedifang，jiushiwomenggededipan，**ganzaimenggewomianqianyingxiongjiumei，shibushihuonile？nandaobuzhidaomenggewoyigenengdawuliugedema？”
zheizamaomuguangxionghanleqilai，turanyiquanxiangzhewodaleguolai。
woyiqianshentihenxuruo，dajialianyigechuzhongshengdoudabuguo，shuoshihua，mianduizheyigeqiongxiongjiedehunhunwohenpa！danshixianzaiyijingmeiyoubanfatuiquele，zhixiwangxitongjiwodeshenlishizhenshideba！
崩！
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tazhijiejiubeiwoyiquanjiganfeile！