第3章
mujunnianshilingchenhuidaojiade，yingchouleyiwanshang，hunshenjiuqi。
liumaganjinyingshanglaiwen：“xianshengzenmehezuile？”
“yunnuanni？”mujunnianwangshafashangyidao，dazhejiugewen。
qishitahenshaozuijiu，yingchoudeshihoudaduoyouzhulidaiyin。danjintian，tazonghuizaijiubeizhongkandaoyunnuancangbaixuruodelian，ranhoutajiufangzongle。
“xiansheng，taitaibuzaijia。”liumayibiandaoshuishihouyibianshuo。
mujunnianwenyan，jiudengshijiuxingledaban：“tayoubuzaijia？”
“嗯。”
liumaxiyiweichangdetaidu，rangmujunnianshifenbushuang：“tayiqianjingchangzheiyang？”
“yebushijingchangba！geduanshijianjiuhuichuqujitian。”liumashuo。
mujunniandetaiyangxuekaishitutuditiao，nuyifushanglianpang：“nizenmebuhuibao？”
liumabeiheleyitiao，dao：“xianshengniyemeiwenguoya......zaishuo，nigengbujingchanghuijia。”
yijuhua，rangmujunnianyakouwuyan。
xinhundediertian，tajiulikaiqingyuan。zheiliangnianhenshaoguolai。dabufenshijian，tadouduzizhuzailingyichuangbieshu。
dangran，tajiyunnuandeshuocishizhugongsi、chucha。
“xiansheng，furenjiniliuledongxi。”liumanachuniupizhidai。
mujunnianchaikaiyikan：《lihunxieyishu》。
tazhaodaotasaichuangtoujulideneifenlihunxieyishule？
mujunnianxinliyouxieburen。
qishilihunkeyizaituoyituo，neijianshiqingyijingbeitayaxiaqule，buhuizaiyoudiergerenzhidao。
henkuai，tajiudafanle“buren”，dengzhexieyishudedieryenuhou：“yunnuan！”
刘妈直接吓跑了。
mujunnianheizhelian，xiongtangjuliediqifuzhe。
zheifenlihunxieyishushixinnixiede，yunnuanzaitadeyuanwenjichushangzengjialepeichangtiaokuan。
她要他一半家产！
真敢想！
“hehe......”mujunnianzhijiebeiqixiaole。
fandaozuihouyiye，yunnuanyijingqianhaozigaihaoshouyin。zhiyaotazaizheimeyiqian，lihundeshijiuzhishengchezhengle。
mujunniankanzheneixianhongdeshouyin，nuyigengshen。
tasanliangxiajiubalihunxieyishusichengsuipianrengjinlajitong，ranhoujiyunnuandadianhua，yuqibushan：“nizainaer？”
“youshima？”yunnuanzuixunxundiwen。
mujunnianningqimeitou：“nihejiule？”
“嗯......”
yunnuandeshengxianwenroutianmei，zheiyishengzuiyilanshandengyiyangduncuo。
zheimewanle，tabuhuishizaisheidechuangshangba？
“yunnuannimashangjiwogunhuilai！”mujunniannaonudedihe。
yunnuanxixiyixiao：“nisheia？niyoushenmezigeminglingwo？”
“我是穆君年！”
“哦！渣男！”
mujunniandexiongtanghenhendiqifuleliangxia，yaoyaqiechidiwen：“zhidaonizaiheshuohuama？”
“zhidao，mujunnianma！neigezhanan。”
mujunnian：......…
henhao，zuilehaimatamadeqingqingchuchu。
tayeyanjuantaleba？suoyibuyongtacuicu，jiuzijiqianhaolelihunxieyi。
yaotayibanjiachan，shixiangyangnagexiaobailian？
穆君年怒火丛生。
“yunnuan，xianglihunjiumaliudegunhuilai！”mujunnianhou。
jiuzuizhongdeyunnuanxinkoumengranyitong，yishiqingxingledaban。
gangcaihetadadianhuaderenshimujunniana！weilejinkuaijijiyaoheduzilidehaizimingfen，tazhenshipobujidaia！
“hao，woxianzaihuilai。”yunnuanyashengdaba，chaoshenbianhan，“hanxiao，songwohuiqingyuan。”
穆君年愣住。
yuanlaitahehanxiaozaiyiqi。
neitagangcaifashenmehuo？gaodexiangtazaichicuside。
他才不会吃她的醋！
mashangjiulihunle，taaihesheishuijiuheshei。
mujunnianziwokaijieleyifan，zuozaishafashangdengyunnuan。
heng，xiangyaotayibanjiachan，tayouzuochuguoshenmegongxianma？
hunqianjiubushuole，shitaxinganqingyuantaoqianweiyunjiamaidan。hunhoutadoumeigongzuoguo，meitianhuazhetadeqianguozheshaonainaideshenghuo，daobatadeweikouyangdale！
“liuma，laipingjiu！”mujunnianchedaolingdai，han。
liumasongshangjiu，qingshengquan：“xiansheng，taitaidanxiao，nidengxiabietaihezheta。”
mujunnianbalingdairengdaoyipang，lengheng：“tadanxiao？”
“taitaipingshilianxiaomaoxiaogoudoushebudehou，conglaibumawomen......”liumaxiaoxinyiyidiguanchazhemujunniandeshense，kantameiyoufazuo，caiganjixushuo，“guonianguojiedetaitaihaijiwomensongliwuni！”
shouxiuyiliao，liumaluchushouwanshangdekjinzhuozi：“taitaihaijidewomenmeigerendeshengri。”
“tasongdeshengriliwu？”mujunnianhenchijing。
nayouzhuzizheiyangdianjiyongrende？
tahaoxiangyemeiniandoujitasongshengriliwu，zhishitaconglaimeichaikaiguo。xianzaiyebuzhirengzaigongsidenagejiaoluoli。
“duia！wonverdoumeijiwomaiguoshoushini，piaoliangba？”liumajuranhaideseshangle。
mujunnianhenwuyu，henkuaiyoushuo：“huawodeqiansonglishoumairenxin，tahenhui。”
“bubu，zheishitaitaizijizhuande。”liumalianmangjieshi。
mujunnianmiqiyan：“tashuonijiuxin？”
“taitaishihennengzhuanqiana，xianshengbuzhidao？”liumajingyadifanwen。
mujunnian：......…
buhaoyisi，tawanquanbuzhiqing！
haoqixinyouranersheng。zheiliangnianyunnuanchentabuzai，douganshenmele？
“liuma，nishuoshuotaitaidouganshenmele？”mujunnianyouyadidieqidazhangtui，poyouxingqudiwen。
liumaxianglexiang，shuo：“qiuzhuxiaodongwu，peiyuhuaguo，xuechayi......”
穆君年冷笑。
zheixiedoushihuaqiandehaoba？
“fanzhengtaitaizuolehenduoshi，henshaoxianzhe。”liumadixiatou，jinjiyunnuanshuoguode“baomixiangmu”。
neishitaitaiyaojixianshengdejingxi，deyoutaitaizijishuo。
“xingle，niqumangba！”mujunniandexingqulaidekuai，qudeyekuai。
zaitakanlai，yunnuanchulehuihuaqianshenmeyebuhui。
yuemoguolesishifenzhong，hanxiaobayunnuansongdaoqingyuanmenkou，danyoudiwen：“nuannuan，zhendeyaohuiquma？”
“huia！buhuiquzenmelihun？”yunnuandejiuhaimeiyouwanxing，yixiachejiujiaoxiadahuang，“xiaoxiao，wozhenhena！womatasideyuan！zheihunjiusuantabuli，woyelidingle！”
“wozhidaowozhidao......”hanxiaochanfuzheyunnuan，renbuzhutanqi。
wanwanmeixiangdaoliangnianqiankaichezhuangsiyunnuanmuqinderen，genbenbushizaizuolaodesiji，ershijiyaodefuqinjifeng！
kexishiqingguoqutaijiule，tamenjintianqujingchajuyemeinengzhaodaoshenmeyoujiazhidezhengju。suoyiyunnuancaihuishangxinzuijiu。
都怪穆君年！
dangnianyaobushitaguyijiaohunshui，jifengyebuhuixiaoyaofawai。
“lihun！lihun！”yunnuanchaochaorangrangdemaijinjiamen，quankaohanxiaofuzhecaibuzhiyushuaijiao。
“muzong，wobayunnuansonghuilaile。”hanxiaoleideyishenhan，zongsuanbayunnuannongdaoshafashang。
ranhou，tayezhaoleweizhizuoxia。
yunnuanshuoshihuilailihun，tadaoyaokankanmujunnianshebushedejiyibanjiachan，fuxiaosanshangwei。
“niguande？”mujunniankanzhezuixunxundeyunnuan，meitoujinzhou。
“tazijihede。”hanxiaoshuo。
“lihunxieyishinixiede？”mujunnianbaxieyipaizaichajishang。
hanxiaoxinliyouxiexu，weilehaopengyouhaishijianchiqiangying：“dui！andangshirendeyijian，wonide。”
“nikezhiwoyibanjiachanyouduoshao？”mujunnianlengxiao。
hanxiaoshuo：“zheigebuyongwo\caoxin，dengzhixinglihuntiaojiandeshihou，huiyourenqingdian。”
“huangetiaojian。”mujunnianlengaodiangqixiaba。
“neidewenta。”hanxiaozhizhizuidebuxingrenshideyunnuan。
mujunnianheheda：“tazheiyangnengtan？”
“neinikeyidengtajiuxing。”hanxiaojiaoxiayixiao。
yunnuanjintianzuidebuqing，malemujunnianyilu。haishuozijijiehunliangniandoumeishuidaomujunniantebiekui。
shuobudingjinwanhuifashengdianershenme，ranhouyunnuanjiuwanshengjiyao！
xiangdaozheier，hanxiaozijidourexuefeiteng，paqilaijiuzou：“dengnimenfuqiliangshanglianghaolezaihanwo，baibai！”