“a？zheimegao，zheimeda？”
“zhukonggezheilaoxiaozi，haishiyoudianbenshia！”
“shia，shia，bannianneijiuxiuhaolezheimedadeyizuochengchi？”
wanghu、mantai、xinggulidengrendaibingnuqibobodegandaomoyanguzhiqian，yanqianbianchuxianleyizuoliangjingjingdebingcheng。
jinritianqibucuo，qinglangzhanlandetiankong,xiangbiyuyiyangchengche，tiankongzhongzhijiduoxiangmianhuabandebaiyun，baiyunzhixia，xueyuanjinchujiushizheizuobingcheng，zaiyangguangxiashifenyaoyan，weiedebingqiangjiurujurenbande，fushizhexueyuanjiyizhonghaixinvzhenbingma。
jiaoshuichengbing，zhuzaoyizuobingcheng，zaijiashangyanghancangdexiandaikejishouduan，bingbushihennan。
sanguocaocao，jiaoshuizhucheng，yezhiyiyegongfu。
jutideshuo，zheishizuoguanai，zaimoyangugukouxiujiandeguanai。guanaizhubi，moyangujiushitayehejiadele。
“dacichi，qujiaoguan！”wanghugandaolianshang**lade。
“是，阿玛。”
dacichidailebaiyuqi，chongzhiguanxia，querugouyaociwei，wucongxiazui。
hualiuliude，weiedeguanqiangkedangwanyubingma。
guanmenzhishanghaikeyou“shenxiaguan”sangedazi。
“当！”
“何人叩关？”
zhengzaicishi，yishengluoxiang，guanlouzhishangchuxianyimingluosaihuzijianglingbingshubaiyehebudeyongshi，luosaihuzijianglingshiyehejiadedaagetaichu。
taichubazheqiangduo，wangzheguanxiaxiaotຊdao：“woshuoshinagebieduzilaile？yuanlaishihadajiade，dacichi，nilaizuoshen？shilaigonghewoyehejiaqiaoqianzhixi？haishigonghewojiaxiaogegexinhunkuailea？”
“wohe**qiaoqianzhixi！henilaolaoxinhunkuaile！”dacichiwenyanqiwangshangchong，yongdaozhizhetaichudahoudao：“sanshenyoushenzhi，neige**nucaishiebing，kuaikuaidakaiguanmen，naxianeigeaqinei，shaolejitian！”
“fang**gouchoupi！”taichuyuanzhengshuangmunudao：“sanshendezhiyi？nijianguosanshen？shaocheduzile。nimenyaolaihexihexijiu，jiujiwolaolaoshishifangxiabingqi，yigetourenzhixudaiyigenucaijinguan，fouzegundan，youduoyuangunduoyuan！”
“ni……”dacichiqidewangongdajian，dasuansheshangyijianchuchuqi，zenliaoguanshangxianshenchuleyipaipaidegongnu。
zengliangdegongnuzaiyangguangzhixia，shanshanfaguang。
“bieduzi，shengdianliqiba，xiangsaye？yebuchouchouzheishinali？”taichulengxiaodao：“biejie，rangtajianshijianshiba。”
“嗻！”
yimingjiajiangyingleshenghou，jiangjudadegongnujiazaileguanqiangshang，koudongleshouzhongnuji。
“chi……chi……chi……”
“huier……huier……”
zhugeliannu，yinushishi，jieshezailedacichidengbaiyuqidemaqian，tengqishutuanchenwu，shupizhanmashoujing，zhangsirenli，jiangmashangdehaixinvzhenwushishuaixialemaan。
dacichilemahoutui，queyejingchuleyishenlenghan。
ruoshiguanshangluanjianqifa，dinghuijiangtamenlianrendaima，shechengyigegeciwei。
“嗒刺赤，退下！”
mantaijianbuduijing，lianmangcemaxiangqian，hechiledacichiyishenghou，duizheguanshangxiaodao：“guanshangde，keshitaichudaage？”
“yuanlaishimantaishufu，heshiqianlaia？”taichupieleguanxiayiyanhouwendao。
“daage，nimingzizhongdaigetaizi，shufuyeyiyang，hehehehe……”mantaitaoletaojinhuhouxiaodao：“duoribujianzhukonggedagele，jinritelaiyudagelaolaoke，tazaichengzhongba？”
yingdebuxing，jiulairuande，fanzhengyaoshizhukonggejiufan。
“amadangranzaichengli。”taichulenglengdishuodao：“buguowoyehebuchengxiao，rongbuxiazheimeduorenmalailaoke，nimenhaishiyirenyiqi，zhixudaiyigenucairuguanba。jizhu，bingqikebuzhunxiedaie，fouzewoyehebudegongjiankebuzhangyan！”
mantailianshangyihong，bomahuiquyuwanghudengrenshangliang。
shanglianglaishangliangqude，zhihaozuncong，dasuanjiandaozhukonggehou，zaibitajiaochuyanghancang。
“hehe，geweishubodaye，limianqing，luhua，xiaoxin。”
yehejiadedaagetaichushigejinshenxinxizhiren，qinzidaizheyiduiyehewushi，pijiabeigongkuadaodi，“husong”zhezheishushigexingzhuanggeyi、dabangeyideshubodaye，jinruleshenxiaguan，xiangguanneizouqu。
“woshuodaagea，weishayuelaiyuereleni？”
tongguogukouhou，liangceshishanpo，jiazheyitiaolu。chushi，shanposhang、daolushanghainengjiandaohouhoudejixue，keyuewanglizou，jixueshiyuelaiyueshao，zhujianbiandeyuyucongcongdi。
“hehe，moyangu，nandaonimenmeitingshuoguoma？kuangqiexianzaiyijingkaichunle，chuandehaineimehou。”taichuxiaodao。
zhongrendiantouchengshi，mangbudiejianghouhoudedongyituoqu，ertaichudengyehebuzhirenquetuodezhishengxiadanyile。
nimenyebuzhiyuba？zhongtoureneran。
“wanghubofu、dacichi，nimenweihebutuo？”wanghufuzierren，rengshiguozhehouhoudedongyi，cemaerxing，yushitaichuwendao。
wanghulenghengleyisheng，buda，dacichizeshizhizhiwuwudewendao：“daage……xiaogegeta……zhendeyuneiren？”
“meiyou，buguokuaile，hehehehe。”taichuxiaodao。
haihao，haihao，dacichizuanjinlequantou，xinzhongandao，yaoburanjiuyiamasuoyan，zhijieqiangrensuanle，daoshihoujitalaigeshengmizhuchengshufan？
“啊？”
“zhei……zhei……zhei……”
zhongrenyouchuanguolejigeshangu，zoulehaojiuhaojiu，laidaoleyichupendi，yanqiandeyiqiequeshidetamendajingshise，daweixianmu，dujiyichang，chuixiongdunzudihuihen。
zheikuaipendi，yourushamozhongdelvzhou。zhouweishanluanhuanbao，shanjianqingquanliutang，xishuichanchan。pendizhonghaikaimanlexianhua，shanhualanman，huaxiangsiyi，rangrentaozui。
lvzhouyeshishengchudeleyuan，chengqundema、niu、yangdengzaicaoyuanshangyouxiandechicao、manbu。
lvzhoudezhongyangzeshiyidapianhubo，hushuiqingchejiandi，youruyikuailanbaoshixiangqianzailelvzhouzhongyang。
fengjingruhua，jingsexiuli。
lvzhousuichukejian，haiyouxuduoniujiaozhuangdejudaguanzhuangwu，zai“huhu”depenzhezhengqi
rucilvzhou，quebeiyehebuzhanle，yizhongtourenzennengbuqi？zennengbuhen？zenbuhuihenwanfen？
“taichu，guofenleba？”xinggulijidudedengzhetaichunudao：“rucifengshuibaodi，quebeiniyehejiaduzhanle，yetaibubawodengkanzaiyanzhongleba？”
“简直太过分了！”
“jiushi，jiushi，kankan，laoshaoyemendoukankana，renjiaguodeshishenmerizi，womenguodeshishenmerizi？”
“猪狗不如！”
“buxing，jinribixunageshuofachulai！”
yizhongtourenshidashengrangranggebuxiu。