“dage，wozaojiudaole。”jiangqishixianluozaichajishang，“jiudouheliangpingle，niganjinhuilai。”
jicikanleyanzhuoshangyikaidejiuping，puchiyixiao。
“nizai3a66？”zhouzhishengyinyibian。
“duia，bushishuolaodifangma？”
“wofajinideweixinmeikan？”
jiangqinaxiashoujiqiaoleyanpingmu，shiyouyitiaoweiduxinxi，“ganggangmeikanshouji。”
“aiyouwodegunainaiei，niganjincongneifangjianchulai。”
“zenmele？”jiangqimomingqimiao，shixianyuduimiandesanrenpengshang。
“砰——”
zhouzhinazheshoujicongcongtuimenzoujinlai，lianshangduizhexiaorongduimushiyidao：
“biaoge，duibuqidaraole，zheishiwopengyou，zoucuodile，zhendebuhaoyisi，woxianzaijiulatazou。”
“zoucuole？”jiangqinaqibaobaopaitayizhang，“huandileyebuzaoshuo。”
“wojinifaweixinle。”
“......”
zhouzhilazhejiangqijiuyaozou，shenhouyidaocixingyonglandesangyinxiangqi，“zhanzhu！”
zhouzhizuijiaodexiaorongjianglejiang，zhuanguoshen，“biaoge，wopengyouzhendeshizoucuole，bushiyouyidaraode。”
jiangqihouzhihoujuefanyingguolaishenme，“tashinibiaoge？”
“嗯。”
youshenmedongxizaitanaozilipiaoguo，“ninagebiaoge？”
“wojiuyigebiaoge。”zhouzhilazheta，“bushuozheixie，xiangenwobiaogedaoyixiaqian，daraolerenjia。”
mushiyizuozaishafashangshuangtuijiaodie，youyazhongtouzhemanbujingxin，zhizhidingzheta，meiyanshensuibianbuqingqingxu。
jiangqiduishangtadeshixian，houbeiyiliang，“niquedingtashinibiaoge？”
zhouzhichadianpenchuyikoulaoxue，lianmangwuzhutadezui。
“biaoge，wozheigepengyounaoziyoudianwenti，nidarenyoudaliangbuyaojijiao，womashanglataquchiyao。”
mushiyigouqiyisixiaoyi，xiemeiweixian，“jiuzaizheilichi。”
“......”
“......”
jiangqihuran“a”yishengsatuipaochubaoxiang，zhouzhilianmanggenmushiyishuo，“biaoge，woqukankanta。”
跟着跑了。
“哈哈哈哈哈哈”
baoxiangli，jicichedibiebuzhubaoxiao，“zheixiaomeinvzenmeneimedou！”
xiaozheshixianzhuangshangmourendemuguang，taxiaoyidanqu，“zenmele？”
“xiaomeinv？”mushiyisixiaofeixiao，“xihuan？”
jicijitadaojiu，“tingyouqude，xiaoqilaihaiyoulianggexiaojiuwo，kekeaiaide，haizhenmeishiguozheizhongnv......”
“啊——”
“嘭——”
mushiyiyijiaojiangtachuaifeidaoliangmiwaidedishang，jicitongkuquansuozaidibanwuzhexiongkou，jinsiyanjingdiaozaibianshang，xiangshuohuayishishuobuchu。
shenxiaoshenseyiwaikanxiangnanren，zajiuchujiaole？
mushiyimeiyanlengli，budongshengsenaqichajishangdedahuojisuishoudianshangyizhiyan，yanwupiaomiaozhong，kanbuchuxiangshenme。
guolehaoyihui，jicizongsuanhuanguoneikouqi，modaoyanjingzhongxindaishang，chengzheshentizuodaoduimiandeshafa。
xiongkouhaizuotong，tadingzhenanren，“niganshenme！”
慕时奕没搭理。
jicixinliwugu，zijifanleshenmejianbeitifeiyejiurenle，pianpianshadoumeigan。
莫名其妙！
rouroufatongdexiongkou，taguanxiabanbeishuihuixiangganggangdeqingkuang，“jiuyinweiwoshuoleneigenvhaidehua？yinweitashinibiaodidepengyou？”
啊呸，怎么可能。
buzhishibushiganggangnaozikedaodibandeyuanyin，tamoranxiangdaoyizhongbukenengdekeneng。
“yige，ni......nishibushikanshangtale？”
zheimejingsong？shenxiaodelenglianlieleyitiaofeng，wangxiangnanren，tabuxihuanbagua，danhaoqi。
mushiyibudongshengseshenxizuihouyikouyan，nianmieyantou。
jicijixu，“neimeyiyanjiukanshangle？yijianzhongqing？keshinimenhaoxianghuadoumeishuoguo......”
mushiyilinqiyanhuigangzhuanlezhuan，muguangyouyoutouxiangta，jicidunshishouzhuhuayin。
......
完了！
完了！！！
摊上事了！！！！！
jiangqidunzaiqiangjiaobian，ganjuetianyaotale。
neigenanrenshimushiyi，jingranshimushiyi，mujiademushiyi！
zhouzhidingzhetashengwukeliandelian，renbuzhuxiao。
“wobiaogezheirenshihende，xinubuding，buguojiranyijingchulailejiushuomingmeishi，nibuyongzheiyang，buzhidaodehaiyiweiniyaoshangduan.tou.taini。”
jiangqitaitouyingshangtademuguang，yukuwulei，“woganjueliduan.tou.taibuyuanle。”
“啊？”
jiangqihudizhanqilai，kuaibuchaoloutikouzouqu。
“干嘛去呀？”
“烧香。”
zhouzhipuchiyile，“dawanshangdeshaoshenmexiang，bai.guini，zou，gengequhejibei。”
jiangqibuganzaidaizaizheigejiuba，yuzhouzhiqujiangbiandeshaokaotanchishaokao。
qishi，zhouzhiyemeixiangdaotabiaogehuilai“yueba”。
shizaimenkououranyudaojici，jicishuomeizaitajiazheijianjiubaheguojiu，lailexingqu，“wojiaonibiaogeyiqilai。”
结果，他表哥真来。
tazhihaobajiubazuihaodebaoxiang—3a66rangjitamen。
takailelingjianfang，tajijiangqifaleweixin，jieguozheishaniumeikanshouji。
zhouzhidemuqinyumushiyidefuqinshixiongmei，suiranshiqinqi，danbiaoxiongdiliangguanxishengshu，laiwangjishao。
xiaoshihoufengnianguojiehuizaimujiaouerkandaobici，shaozhangdahou，mushiyichuguodailejinian，zhihou，zhouzhiyebeijialianpaichuguoliuxue，yizhidaoquniancaihuilai。
liangrendepixing、jiazhiguannian、xihaodengdengdoubutong，oueryudaoyejiuwenhoudagezhaohu。
lingwai，zhouzhiyebugantaikaojinta，tabiaogedexinhenshoulabaolilengxueshichulemingde，buganre！
jiangbian，daoshangpijiu，jiangqiyuzhouzhipengbeihexiayidakou，bingbingshuangshuangtouxinliang，liangrenduishiyixiao，naqikaochuanchi。
“wogenwojialaoyeziduidule。”
jiangqimeiyanyidong，“dushenme？”
“wuniannei，ruguowozaidaoyanfangmiannengzuochuchengse，tajiububiwojinjituan。”
“zenmesuancaishichengse？”
zhouzhiyanxiakouzhongderou，youhekoubingpijiu。
“paichuyibuhuabanpingfen9fenyishangtongshipiaofangbudiyu30yidedianying，tabuhuijiwotigongrenheziyuan，woyebunengzuobi，yiqiepingbenshi。”
jiangqibuxiangxiaode，“zhoudaoya，daolujianxina。”
jiangqiyuzhouzhishiquniandeyigexijuyuwenxuehuodongshangyudao，liangrenyijianruguliaodelai，chenglehaopengyou。
zhouzhixihuandianyingxiangdangdaoyan，jialirenbutongyi，jinianqianbeitabasongdaoguowaidumba，qijian，tajianxiulexijudaoyanzhuanye。
qunianhuiguohou，beizhejialijinlebeichengyingshigongsi“xingdongyulechuanmei”dandaoyanyizhi。
yinweizheishi，fuziliangjingchangchaojia，tamabeichaofanbiantichuduidudefangfa，liangrenzixizhuomolexia，juedekexing。
duitabalaishuo，jiniwunian，daoshibuxinglejiujiwolaolaoshishihuijiajieguanjituan。
yuzhouzhilaijiang，wunianbuzhang，danzongdeweizijidereaiduyiba。
yushi，zaitamadejianzhengxia，fuziliangzhuangyandeqianxiaduiduxieyi。
zhouzhitanxi，“nangao。”
jiangqixiaoheheyutapengbei，“buguanzenmeshuo，qimazheiwuniannikeyijinqingzuonideshi。”
chuizheqiufeng，liangrenhelebushao，jiangqikanzhejiangduimiandedenghuolanshan，shensepingjing。
“wobanibiaogeshuile。”