“魔尊死了！”
“bingbaozongzhu！mozuneiluan，mozunmoyanhunfeiposan，shiguwucun！”
jidongyounanyanxiyuedebingbaoshengzaiqunshanzhonghuidang，xiangchezhenggeqiankunzong，henbudexiangliujiezhaogaozheigeputiantongqingdehaoxiaoxi。
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【renwuduixiangsile！nirenwushibaile！bukenenghuifuxiuweile！】
naohailixiangqixitongqijibaihuaidehousheng，liuzhezhiyandoumeitaiyixia，“ng。”
【nixianzaizhinengdengsile！】
“哦。”
yaosileliuzhezhiyemeishenmefanying，heguoqudewubainianyiyangxizirujin。
xitongqidexiangxianzaijiunongsita。
wubainianle，zheisha.bisuzhubuzuorenwu，jiuzhidaoxiulian，wubainianjiayiqimeishuodaowubaijuhua，duisheidouyiyang，meicidouzhiyoujigezi。
他妈.的装.逼怪！
zuotiandoubataxiuweimeishoule，zongmenfaxiantazouhuorumomeilexiuwei，batarengzaizheibuguanbuwenle，tahaizaizheizhuang.bi！
【nagesuzhuxiangnizheiyang？rangniqutaohaorenwuduixiangxianzuohaopengyou，nishangqujiugenrenjiadajia，dalewubainianchenglesiduitou！】
【xingkuimozunsile，burannimeilexiuweideshichuanchuqu，tanengzhijiebanishengtunhuobole！】
【sha.bisuzhu！wozoule，dengsibani！】
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软软的，像是活物。
liuzhezhifushenchakan，faxianjingranshiyitiaomanshenshangkoudexiaoheishe，shangkouchuhailiuzhexue。
“jiranbeiwoyudao，neibianshiyouyuanle，yihouniwoxiangyiweimingba，woruobusi，dinghuijinliweiniyangshang。”
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neizhi**xiuzhangdeshou，daizhedandandelengxiang。
zheiguxiangqi……haoxiangyeyoudianshuxi。
moyanshuizaileneiguruoyousiwudezuirenlengxiangzhong，zaiyouyishishiyishiyueshangzhongtian。
tafaxianzijishenxiapuzheyicengruandian，zhoushenxuejibeijinshuqingli，shangkouchuyebeitulebuzhishenmeyao，meineimetengle，haiyouxieqingliangzhigan。
“醒了么？”
yinyueyouxieshuxideqinglengsangyinzaicixiangqi，xunzhejiaobusheng，moyannulitaiqishetoukanguoqu，duishanglairenlianshangneishuxidekongbaimianju，zhengtiaoshedoujiangzhule。
柳折枝？！
我落他手里了？！
guaibudejuedeshengyinheshenshangdelengxiangdoushuxi，busibuxiudalewubainiandesiduitou，bushuxijiuguaile！
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zheitaniangdeshishenmenieyuana！
moyanmomofangxiashetou，pazairuandianshangzhuangsi。
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“sheshe，ganjuehaoxielema？”
gangpaxiadeshetoushunjiantaiqi。
shenmesheshe？tazaijiaoshei？woma？
sihushikanchuletadeyihuo，liuzhezhiqingshengjieshidao：“yihounijiujiaosheshele，woshiliuzhezhi，nidezhuren，kenengjizhu？”
蛇蛇……主人……
墨宴僵住了。
wodesiduitoubawodanglingchongle？？？
bushi，tazenmegandea！
“你……咳咳……”
shenzitaixuruo，bangtachulishangkoufeileliqihexinshen，liuzhezhiyiliankelehaojishengcaihuanguolaijixuwangxiashuo，“nishangdetaizhong，shangkouchuhaiyoumoqiyingrao，xianglaishimozuneiluanrangniyitiaoxiaoshezaolewuwangzhizai。”
“worujinmeilexiuweiyewufabangnizhiyu，zhinengyongxiedanyaocaoyaojinlierweile。”
没了修为？！
jiuzheimeyihuier，moyandoushubuqingzijibeizhenjingduoshaohuile，danzheihuizuizhenjing，zhenjingguohoujiushixingzailehuo。
柳折枝你也有今日！
“咳咳咳……”
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zenmenengmeixiuweile？sheinongde？
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“sheshe，fenfende，haokeai。”
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taniewoshetou？haishuokeai？？？
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liuzhezhi！benzunyanghaoshangdiyigenongsini！
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“蛇蛇亲亲。”
luojinerzhongdehaishineimeqinglengdanmodesangyin，keneihongchuntiezaishetoushang，zhenghaoluozaitoudingdewenquewenrouyouqinni。
墨宴彻底傻眼了。
bushi，tashibushiqinwole？
shei……sheiqinwole？liuzhezhima？shitama？
wotangtangmozunbeisiduitouqinle？！
“sheshe，nidelinpianhaohuahao……ai？sheshe？”
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liuzhezhibeidouxiaole，“sheshenihaokeai，zaiqinyixia。”
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nibieguolai！nizhangdemeiyebunengqinlaozi！wotangtangmozun……
“Mua~”
zheihuibeizhijieqinzailezuishang，moyanzhengtiaoshedounianle，shengwukelian。
本尊脏了……
柳折枝我杀了你！
dengbenzunshanghaole，dingyaorangnihunfeiposan！