第三章 莫名其妙的训斥

tazhishiyigexiaoxiaoxiaodepingminbaixing,genzheixiegaogaozaishangderen,buguabian,jiusuanzhendeguabianleyeshinengduoduoyuanjiuduoduoyuan。

xianzaidefangyage,zaoyijingbushidangchudeneige,yixinxiangyaozuochuchengji,xingaoqiao,gangentianfendoudexiaonvsheng,taxianzaizhixiangyaopingfan,yuepingfanyuehao。

yinweitaleile,yudaozheimeduoshiqingsuoyileile,duidaishenbiandegongminglilu,yekandedanle,gengxihuanshunqizirandetanranle。

“haohaohao,dangwoshuobuguoni,nizuihaoyongyuan,doubielianaijiehun,burandengzhewochaoxiaoniyibeiziba”nverjiadexinshi,conglaidoushishuobuyao。

danshidaoleshijian,bisheidoujideyaojiachuqu。jiumajiujiuzhiyouzheiyigenver,jiusuandajiezhendebujiaren,daoleshijiankongpayerongbudeta。

suhuashuo,geboshiningbuguodatuidi~lixinyunsihaobuhuaiyizheijuhuadezhenshixing,tazheiweijiejiejinnianxusui21sui,zuiduozhiyousiniandeshijianhaoguo。

guolesinian,taneiweikoukoushengsheng,shuojiejiehaixiaodelaolaodaren,jiuyidinghuidabao,badajiesongrendi~daoneishihoutajiushizuidale。

yixiangdaoneigeshihou,jiarensuoyoudeshixianzhuyili,jiushuyuzijiyigerenle,zijijiukeyimeitian,zaifangyagedefangjianlimianweisuoyuwei。

zaiyebuyongdanxin,fangyagehuituranmaochulaizuzhiziji,haideziji,jingchangbeimadehuitoutulian,langbeidehuijia,lixinyunjiuzhibuzhude,xiangyaodaxiaochusheng,ziyouderizikuaiyaodaolaile,hahaha!

“nizuihaonengyoujihuichaoxiaowo”kanjianlixinyun,neiyifudeyideshaxiaodeyangzi,fangyagexiangdoubuyongxiangjiuzhidaotazheiweihunshimowangmeimei,yidingyouzaixiangxiangzhe,bazijidabao,jiachuquzhihou,tazijideyouzaishenghuole,fangyagehenhaoxindemeiyoupolixinyunyipenlengshui,jitayigehuanchongdeshijian。

bujiarenzheigewenti,taconggaozhongshuodaodaxue,kemeidasuanbujixuxiaqu,benzheweihuzuguohuaguduo,neifuyouxiaodexinlingdeshanliangxin,fangyagexuanzeyige,bijiaoweiwandeyuyanhuida。

suiran,yanqianzheiweihunshimowangdexin,queshibuzenmeyouxiaodeshuo~qishiyenanguai,lixinyunzheiyangqidai,congxiaodaoda,jializheixierendouweizhefangyagezhuan,tangyeyeduiyufangyagegengshibaiyibaishun。

chunshushichechedidideniai,jiusuanfangyagemeiyouliyou,tangyeyeyifahuayebianchengliyou,neizhonghanzaizuilipahuale,pengzaishoulipafeile,shishikekedoubuxiang,fangyagelikaizijishixiandezhizhe,rangdajiajihaoxiaoyouwunai。

rangneigeyixiangbeishoujialichongaidelaoyao,lixinyundemama,fangyagezuixiaodegugu,doujidudebudele,xiangbutongzijidebaba,ganmazheimepianxin,yiduhenyumen。

shenzhihaihuiyouzhide,genfangyagepanbi,rangfangyageshuotangyeye,daodishibijiaotengaitazheigesunnv,haishibijiaotengai,tazheigexiaonver。

erduiyuzheizhongyouzhidewenti,fangyageyixiangdoushifuyanleshi,buhuiduozuozhengzha,jiukanzhefangguguzijiziqiqiren,zijigaiganshenmeganshenme,yinweifangguguyouzhi,yebushiyitianliangtianle,zaojiuxiguanle。

“duile,dajie,niyoumeiyoukandao,ganggangneigexiaohaizidezhaopianshang,zuoxiongqianyouyige,meihuaxingzhuangdetaiji,wojidenidexiongqianyeyoua,gaibuhuinijiushi,murongjiashisanduoniandejichengrenba?”neigemeihuaxingzhuangdetaiji,shuobuchushishenmeganjue。

lixinyunjiuzongshijuede,tebiedeshuxi,haoxiangzijizainalijianguo,jintiancaituranxiangqilai,zijijiejieshenshang,jiuyouyigeneiyangdetaiji,erqieyimoyiyang,lixinyunxiangdoumeixiang,kaikoujiudiaokanfangyage。

“xinyun,meishizenmeluanshuohua!”keshiquemeixiangdao,yuanbenshiyiju,wanxiaoweishizudehuayu,queshuozhewuxintingzheyouyi。

yixiangzuitengailixinyundefangnainai,tingjianzheijuhua,jingranlikebianlelianse,yanlidechongzhelixinyun,houleyiju,lianshangdebiaoqingfeichangyansu。

jiulianyuanbendasuan,wanxiaozhehuizuidefangyage,beinainaidefanyingheleyitiao,xiayishideniutou,qiguaidekanzhezijidenainai,bumingbaizenmezheiyangyijuwanxiaohua,jiurangconglaidoushebude,genlixinyunshengqidenainai,zheimeyanlide,malixinyun

“dajie”xianranlixinyun,yebeizijilaolaodefanyinghedaole,youxiebuzhisuocuode,zhanqishenzoudaofangyagedeshenhou,bumingbaizijizuocuoleshenme。

xiangzheileidewanxiaohua,congxiaodaoda,lixinyungenfangyage,buzhidaoshuoleduoshao,erqiexiaoshihou,dajiadoujingchangkaiwanxiaoshuo,fangyageshiconglajiduilijianlaide。

yemeijiansheishengqibugaoxing,fangnainaigengmeiyoushenmefandui,gengduodeshi,bangzhedajiakaiwanxiao,zenmezheicifangnainai,queyouzheimedadefanyingni?

“huogai,kannishuocuohuaaixunleba~shijieshangyouzhe,xiangsitaijiderenyoubushiyigeliangge,woganggangchushengsantian,jiubeinimamabaodaowuzilimiankandianshi,nanbuchengzheihaiyoujiaa?youdanzijiubazheijuhua,gaosunijiujiu,kantazhidaolezenmeshoushini”

xinsizhuanleyishun,fangyagezhuangzuohewangchangyiyang,meishisidechaoxiaozhelixinyun,yuqilimanmande,xingzailehuo,zheijuhuayichukou,zaitoutoumiaolefangnainaiyiyan,guoranfangnainaideliansehaole,meiyouzaishuoshenme。

fangyagetoutoudi,qialelixinyunyiba,zeguailixinyunkouwuzhelan,lixinyunxinxudetutushetou,shiyizijizhendebushiguyide,fangyagezheicaizuoba。

suizhenianlingdezengda,darenmenzongshixihuan,shuoqihaizixiaoshihoudeshiqing,huoxuzhenshishijianguodetaikuai,yehuoxushishiguangdewuqing,oueryouxiehuangruogeshideganjue,gantanguoqu,zheibingbushishenmelebuqidedashi。

fangguguyejingchanggenfangyageshuoqi,fangyagexiaoshihoudeshiqing,shuofangyagechushengcaisantian,jiubeifanggugubaozhekandianshi,yehuoxushiyinweizheijianshi,zhangdazhihoudefangyage,caineimexihuankandianshi。

duiyudianshi,yebiyibanrenyeyaorezhongxuduo,fangyageyejingchangnazheijianshiqingkaiwanxiao,dajiayedoumeishenmebugaoxing。

kanzhefangyagehaiyoulixinyun,jixuzaiwuzilimiandouzui,zhengzaicanzhuoshangmianhemian,zhunbeibaojiaozichidefangnainai,zailianggerenkanbujiandedifang,lianseyouyishunjiandejiangying。

shoushangdongzuosuiranbutingzhi,danshinaodailimian,quehaizaixiangzhe,lixinyunganggangneijuwuxindehua。meihuaxingzhuangdetaiji,mofeizheigehaizizhendeshineige

budui,budui,bukeneng!zheijueduibukeneng!murongjianeiyangdejiating,zenmekeneng,genzijiyoushenmeguanlian?tajiushitadesunnv,qinsunnv,jueduimeicuo,yidingmeicuo!

jiandinglezheizhongxinnian,xinzhongmonianzhezheijuhua,fangnainaigengjiayonglidehemianle,baojiaozichi,fangyagezuijinxiangyaochijiaozile

fangjiajiemeidezheifanduihua,chunshushiwuxindewanxiaohua,genyiqianrenheyijuwanxiaohuayiyang,sheidoubuhuifangzaixinshang,keshisheidoumeiyouxiangdao,youyitianzheiyiqiezhendehuichengweizhenshi。

yangguangmingmei,kuankuodegaoerfuqiuchangshangmian,yipaichuanzhezhengqide,heibaixiangjiandezhifudenvyong,haiyouyongrenzhengzhengqihuayide,zhanzaitaiyangsandepangbian,zheixierendeqianmian,shisangegaodatingbadenanren,guangkanbeiying,jiurangrenyouyizhongbuguyiqie,pushangqudezuiegan。

“nimentingshuolema?laoyeyijingzhaodaoxiaogongzhule”tangranzheanhuangsedetoufa,zhangzhangdeliuhai,suiyidedazaibaomandeetoushang,binjiaochuximidehanshui,zhengmingleciren,ganggangzuoleyixieyundong。

huisedejianbiandechenshan,chuanzaigugefenminggaotiaodeshenshang,gengnengxianchu,cirenyonglanbujideqizhi,wuguanshenke,kanqilaihaoxiangyouwaiguorendexuetong,bingbushichunzhengdedongfangren。

zuimirendehaishineishuangyanjing,youheishenaodehaosiyiwang,jiuhuidiaoxiaqu,chubulaiyiyang,cishizheirendelianshang,manmandediaokan,baimingxiezhexingzailehuoxiangyaokanrenao。

“meiyou”jingzhidegaoerfuqiuganshang,yishuangxiuzhangyoulidedashou,wozaishangmian,yigeqingsongdihuidong,gaoerfuqiu,jiuxiangshizhanglechibangyiyang,zidongdefeidaole,shuyuzijidedongli。

weiweipieleyiyan,guaiguaitinghuadegaoerfuqiu,nanrendemianrong,qingxidefuxianzaidajiadeyanqian。

jiankangdebaixidepifu,shouwanshangmianyikuaijingzhide,dadawanbiaofutiededaizaishangmian,youshouxiaozhishangyimeiyinsedeweijie,zaiyangguangdezhaoshexiashanshanfaguang。

yishenheisedejiandandeyundongfu,suiranmeiyoushenmebiaozhi,danshiyiyankanqu,jiuzhidaojiazhibufei,jueduishichuzimingjiazhishou,shenkedewuguan,tongyangyongyouzhewaiguodexuetong,zhanlansedeshuangmouyiyanwangbudaodi。

neilimiansihuyinzangzhehenduo,bierenbingbudongdeqingxu,banlisedetoufafasirouruan,fazhihaodemeihuashuo,lianshangmeiyoushenmebiaoqing,zuichunweiweijinmin,sihuzaiweishenmeshiqingfannaozhe,zuishangqueshuozhebushi。

benlaijiushishangdi,jingxindiaokedewuguan,zaizuhezaiyiqi,jiugengjiameibanfaxingrongzheizhongmeili,suiranneizhanglianpiaoliangde,rangrenbufenxingbie,danshijiashangshenzi,quejirenyizhongchunnanxingdeyanggangqixi。

jiandandediuxialianggezi,lengjundenanren,buguanhaoyouhaoqideyuqi,mingxianduicishi,meishenmexiangyaojixutaolundeyisi

“aiya,nibuyaoguanta,tazheigerenmensaodehen,duile,laoyezhaodaoxiaogongzhu,weishenmemeirenqujieni?nanbuchengyaoxiaogongzhuzijihuilai?”yilaoyeneizhongjiqihuduan,bingqietengaisunnvdexingge,zenmekenengrenyouxiaogongzhuzijihuilai。

keshi,shuobuhuirenyouxiaogongzhuzijihuilai,quezenmeshizhong,doumeiyoushenmedongjing,yizhidoumeitingguanjiashuoyaoqujierenni?

yizhangdaizhecanlandexiaorongdelianpang,chuxianzaidajiademianqian,wuheidetoufa,weijingguorenhetangran,fazhihaode,quekeyiqudaiyanxifashuiguanggao。

yishenjiandandetianlanseyundongfu,shangmiandebiaojiqueshidajiadoushuxidemingpai,tianshengdeyifujiazi,shuaiqiderongyan,rangrenkanlejiuyouyizhongwennuandeganjue。

zhenggeren,jiuxiangshiyigeyangguangdananhai,rangkanjianderen,yanqianyiliang,yerangneixiechongmanmuaidejiejiefan,koushuiliumandi。