第6章:缺老婆

huidaofangjian,songyiyijinghuanhaoleyifu,duanduanzhengzhengdezuozaishafashang,menyikai,tajiuzhanleqilai,youdianjushu。

guxingzhoujinmen,qinshushiqudetuichuqu。

“buyongneimejinzhang,wobuchiren。”

guxingzhouzaitademianqiantingzhu,chajishangfangzhechazhan,tashenshoudaoleyibei,minleyikou。

songyiyijiuzhanzhe,youdiankuijiu,taxuanzeta,zhishiyinweitashigebanshentanhuan,keyihenhendagukaiyaodelian。

taditou,shuo:“duibuqi,womeiyouzhendeyaojiajini。ruguoduinizaochengkunrao,wokeyibuchang。”

“buchang?”tasihuduizheigehenganxingqu,“shenmebuchang?”

“neige,woshouliyoudianqian。”

guxingzhouxiao,“nijuedewoxiangshiqueqianderenma?”

“niqueshenme?”tataiqitou,yishuangyanjinggewaideganjing,zhazhayanjing,kanzheta,wendehenrenzhen。fangfotaruoshiyaotianshangdexingxing,tayehuixiangbanfaquzhaiyike。

“quelaopo。”tahuidaderenzhen。

songyilengleyixia,henkuaizhuankaileshixian,“xiangguxiaoshuzheiyangdetiaojian,shenbiankendingshibuquenvhaizide。”

“nizheiyangshuo,wobianyaoshengqile。”

taminlechun,xiaoshengdao:“woshirenzhende。”

“suoyi,nixianzaishirenzhendexiangyaobufuzeren,badiaozourenma?”

shen……shenmebadiaozouren?zhei……zheishitazuiligaishuochulaidehuame?tachengmujieshe,yishishuobuchuhua,yebuzhigairuhehuida。

“haishi,nixianqiwobanshentanhuan,bunengjinixingfu?”

“bushi,bushi……”talianmangfouren。

guxingzhouqingxiao,chongzhetazhaozhaoshou,“niguolai。”

songyikanletayiyan,haotinghuadezouguoqu,dunzaitademianqian,taitoukanta。

zheiweiqubabadeyangzi,xiangzhixiaobaitu。

tataiqishou,qingqingdepengleyixiatadelianjia,huanmanwangxia,niezhutadexiaba,wenrouyourenzhendeshuo;“nibunengliaowanjiupao,zheimebufuzeren。jiusuanwotanle,danwoshouzhilinghuo,zongguibuhuirangnishouhuoguade。”

songyiliandouhongle,meixiangdaoguxingzhoujingranshizheiyangdeguxingzhou,muguangbuyouzizhudepieleyiyantadeshou。

neishuangshou,ganjingxiuzhang,gujiefenming,kanzheyanshu,naozilishunjianshanguoleneitianwanshangchelineirendeshou,sihuyeshizheiyang。

xiangdaoneishuangshou,tadeliangengrele。

tayixiazhengkaile,qishen,“wobushizheigeyisi。”

tagouzhutadeshouzhi,“neijiuguaiguaigenwohuijia。”

songyikanzheta,yaolexiachun,shuo:“woshuowozheiyangzuo,jiushiliyongnibaofugukaiyao,nihaiyaowogennihuijiama?”

“youshenmesuowei?”taxiao,fangfobingbuzaiyi,“baijianyigedapangxifu,woyebukui。”

“neiruguowoshuo,wojiusuangennihuiqu,woyeshiweileyaoshishikekegeyinggukaiyao,shenzhihaihuiliyongnideshenfenmingtou,huzuofeiwei。nihaihuiyaowogennihuijiama?”

“cheziyijingzhunbeihaole,womenhuijiaba。”tafangfohaobuzaiyi。

“woshenshangyoumafanni?”

古爷就是个大麻烦。

guxingzhouxiaoshuo:“nidemafanduiwolaishuodoushixiaoyisi,bubiyouxin。”

tachuizheyanlian,“wobingbuxianglianleini,nikanqilaishigehaoren。”

“e,wobujieshouhaorenka。”

“bushi,wobushizheigeyisi。”songyiganjuezijishuobuqingle。

guxingzhounielenietadeshouzhi,“nixiangyaode,wodounengji,zheichanghunyinnibukui。”