第2章 你真恶心

xiangyaoshengzhijiaxin,jiudejiangshipinfabuchuqu。

xiangyaosinuokaixinhekuaile,shipinjiubunengfachuqu。

怎么办?

qinxuezhudexinlimianjiujiewanfen,shouzhituozhewenjianzaizongbiandeweixinduihuakuangheshoujizhuomianshanglaihuihuangdongzhe,zuihouhaishijuedesinuodekaixinhekuailegengzhongyaoyixie。

tajiangwenjianfangzaishoujizhuomianshang。

keyebunengjiuzheimefangguozhaowenwenneigexiaobiaoza!

tazhijiejiangshipinfadaolezhaowenwendeweixinlimian,haifudaileyiduanhua,“laolaoshishidegensinuozaiyiqi,zaiganpitui,laoniangjiujiangzheixiezhaopianfadaoquanwangshang,rangsuoyourendouzhidaonishiyigepizheqingchunmiankongdexiaodang~fuyimei!”

zhiyaozhaowenwenzhanglenaozi,jiujueduibuganpituile。

tadesinuogegehuiyizhixiangxianzaizheiyangkaixinhekuaile。

yinweiyigezhanvfangqileshengzhidejihuiheshenaidenanren,qinxuezhudexinlimianhenbiequ,yumen,likaicanting,yanzherenxingdaohuanbuxiangqianzoudaobuxingjie,zuozaiyizishang,qingbizheshuangyan,xiangshouzheyangguangdemuyu,naohailimianhuixiangzheshinianlaigensinuozaiyiqishidekaixindehuamian。

henuandeyangguangsaluozaitadeshenshang,shineimedeqieyihewenxin,taxinlimianshufulexuduo。

lengfengchuilai,qinxuezhuhuanhuandezhengkaishuangyancaifaxianzijijuranshuizhele,takanleyixiashijian,xiawusandianban,zuzushuilelianggebanxiaoshi。

bierenshiliandoushikaomaimaimailaifupingzijineixinshenchudechuangshang,tashiliankaoshuijuefupingchuangshang。

真是没谁了。

qinxuezhuzichaoyixiao,shenleyigedadadelanyao,qufujinchileyiwanmalatangcaihuijia,jiangzijidiuzaichuangshangjixushuijue。

清晨。

“砰砰砰。”

yizhenzhenjicuyoudashengdeqiaomenxiang,jiangshushuizhongdeqinxuezhujiaoxing。

tabizheyanjingxialechuang,pingzheganjuezoudaofangmenkou,shengyinlanlandewen,“sheia?”

“qinxuezhu,kaimen!”sinuolengbingbingdeshengyintouguofangmenchuanjinfangjianlimian。

shinianle,zheihaishisinuodiyicishangmenzhaotani。

qinxuezhuyixiazijiuqingxingguolai,tazhenglileyixiatoufaheshuiyi,rangzijikanqilaimirenhexingganyixie,dakaimen,biankandaosinuohanzhelianzhanzaitademianqian。

nanrenyinlengdeyanshenlingtahunshendehanmaodoushuleqilai,yigubuhaodeyuganyongshangxintou,taxiaoxinyiyidewen,“sinuogege,fashengshenmeshile?”

sinuojiangshoujiyonglidediuxiangqinxuezhudeetou,lengshengdedao,“qinxuezhu!nishibushiyiweihuilewenwenwojiunenggennizaiyiqile?a?”

qinxuezhujulisinuohenjin,duoshanbukai,etoubeishoujijizhong,yigucitongshunzhetadeetouchuanbiantaquanshen,tagubudetengtong,wanshenjianqishoujiyikan,shitahezongbiandeweixinliaotianyemiandejietu。

zhuzi:laoda,wozhuadaozhaowenwendexiaoweibale。

jinjiezhetajiangzhaowenwengenmingdaoyanzaizongtongtaofangmenkoushewendezhaopianfajizongbian。

zhuzi:zheixiezhaopianyidanfachuquzhaowenwenrenshebidingbengta。

laoda:gandebucuo,woheshiyixia,quedingzhaopianshiyuanzhao,jiujiangtazuoweimingtiandetoutiaofabudaowangshanghebaozhishang,dianjiliangkendinghuihenjingren。

zhuzi:wohuibuhuiyincijiaxinshengzhi?

总编:必须的。

一个小时以后。

zongbian:qinxuezhu,niweilejiaxinshengzhijuranptuxianhaizhaowenwenhemingdaoyanyouyitui!nizheizhongmeisuzhidexinjibiaobupeizaiwodezazhishegongzuo,nibeicidiaole,bujian。

tashenmeshihoujiangzhaowenwendezhaopianfajizhubianle?

tashenmeshihoupzhaowenwende**zhaopianle?

tajiuzheiyangbeizazhishekaichule?

qinxuezhudangshijiumengle,xiayishideweizijidebianjie,“sinuogege,bushiwozuode。”

“he。zhengjuquezaohaijiaobianni?”sinuolenglengdexiaoleyixia,suihoujiqishiwangdeyanshenkanzheqinxuezhu,“qinxuezhu,nizhenexin!weileshengzhijiaxin,weilededaowodeai,buxiptuxianhaiwenwengendaoyanyouyitui。womenzhijiandeguanxidaociweizhi!yihou,womenshilurenjia,jiusuanzaidajieshangkandaoyebuyaodazhaohu,yinweini,bupei!”

shuowan,tazhuanguoshenzouchugongyu,bingqieyonglideguanshangfangmen。

sinuogegedoubutingtajieshi,jiuduandingshiqingshitagande,haishuotaexin。

qinxuezhudexinlimiannanshoujile,weiqudeleishuizaiyankuanglimiandazhuaner。

但是她不会流眼泪。

yinweichaqingchushiqingdelailongqumaixiqingyuanqucaishizuizhongyaode。

taqiangpozijilengjingxialai,zhuanguoshenpaojinwoshi,naqishoujidiankaiweixinyikan,zuotianxiawusandianzuoyou,tahezhubianzhendeliaotianle,neironggensinuojitakandejietuyimoyiyang。

tafanhuidaoshoujizhuomian,faxian,zhaowenwenhedadaoyande**shipinhezhaopianquandoubujianle。

zuotianxiawusandiandeshihou,tazhengzuozairenxingdaobianyuandezhangyishangshuijueni,genbenmeipengshouji。

yidingshiyourenchenzhetashuijuedeshihounazhetadeshoujigenzongbianliaotian,bingqiejiangzhaowenwenhedadaoyande**zhaopianheshipinjishandiaole!

赤果果的陷害!

tayaozhaochuhuairen,zhengmingzijideqingbai。

qinxuezhuyonglidexilexibizi,jiangleishuibihuiyankuang,fanhuiwoshi,suibianchuanleyijianyifu,bianlikaigongyu,quletashaitaiyangdezhangyigenqian,ranhoujinrurenxingdaopangbiandefuzhuangmaichang,zhaojinglidiaojiankong,tadaoyaokankanshisheizaianzhongxianhaita。

maichangdejinglihengaosutajiankongzuotianwanshanghuaile,shujuquanbudiushi。

qinxuezhuyouquleqitajigemaichang,qingkuanggendiyijiamaichangyiyang,jiankongbeireneyipohuai,shujuquanbudiushi。

duifangziyiweipohuailejiankong,zhaobudaojiankongluxiang,tajiumeibanfazhengmingzijideqingbaile?

真是二货一枚!

sinuoneimecongming,dezhisuoyoudejiankongquandoubeipohuai,jiunengxiangdaotashibeirenxianhaide。

jintianshizhousi,shisinuogegezaidihaodajiudiandingcengdevipzongtongtaofangxiuxiderizi。

tadeganjinqudihaodajiudian,jiangzheigexiaoxigaosusinuogeguoran,xiaochutaduitadewuhui。

zheilishibuxingjie,cheliangbuyunxushangdao,wushimiyiwaicainengdadaoche。

qinxuezhuyanzherenxingdaojibuxiangqianzou。

tayueguoyigexiaoxiangzikoudeshihou,yanjiaodeyuguangpiekandaoyigechuanzhebaoludeshencaijihaodenianqingdenvhaiercaizhegaogenxieniuzheqiaotuncaizheaotubupingdedimian,huanbuxiangqianzou,zaigenyigechuanzheangguideshenzisedexizhuangdenianqingnanrencajianerguozhishi,nvhaierjiaoxiayihua,zhenggeshenziwangnianqingnanrendehuailimiandiedao。

nianqingdenanrenchuyubennengshenchushuangshoulanzhenvhaierdeyaozhi。

nvhaidengyubanyiweizainanrendehuailimian。

turanjiannvhaierdashengjiaohanzhe,“feilile,jiuminga!”