第4章 丑到哭的早餐出炉

peifangzaoyikuzhongyanjingle。

她心疼儿子!

nalishoudelekanerzishouzheiyangdezhemo!

“laozhong,ruguonibugankuaibaerzijiehuilai,neiwojinwanyequyuanzilishui,shuidajieshang!”peifanghongzheyanchaorangdao。

“haolehaole,wokanxiaotao,jiushizaichengqiang,dengtashuishangyiwanyaosuanbeitong,tajiudongjialidehaole。”

zhongliguosuishizheimeshuo,danshizetaxinliyemeidiqi。

yinweizhongtaodexingzitazuilejie,zheixiaoziyifanzhoushitouniudoulabuhui。

xiangleyixia,zhongliguoyigedianhuadajilechenqian。

gongzuorenyuanbaokuochenqiandoujingdaile!

zheikeshizhongdongzhijietonghua,jingzhixiadamingling!

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danyaoshibanbudao,bujinkaichu,jinhouyebiezaizongyiquanhunle!

十亿啊!

zhenggejiemuzuweizhifengkuang!

chenqianhongzheyankuang,lianyezhidingduiyuzhongtaodezuozhancelve。

yiyehenkuaibianguoqu,taiyangshengqiledipingxian。

【ding,suzhuyizaixiangcunshenghuole8gexiaoshi,tizhi+10!】

【jiangli——xiaodianqiweixiujishu!】

【jiangli——yanchangjineng!】

【jiangli——chuyijingtong!】

yilianchuanxitongshengyinzaizhongtaonaohaizhongxiangqi,zhongtaoshenyigelanyao,xinqingyukuai。

zaicunzhuangli,tabubixiangqianshineiyangcaoxingezhongshiqing,bubiyugelucaituangouxindoujiao,youdejinshizuipingdandeshenghuo。

“zhongtaoshaoye,ninxingle。”

chenqiuxianainaiqidebizhongtaohaizao,tianweiweiliangtabianqichuangle。zheihuierzhengnazhechaihuo,zhunbeiyaozuozaofan。

jianchenqiuxianainairucijushu,zhongtaobujinshixiao,dao:“wozaininjiacengchicengzhude,ninhaiguanwojiaoshaoyeya?”

shuoba,zhongtaonazouchenqiuxianainaishoushangdechaihuo,zhunbeiyaoquganhuo。

“aiya,zheizenmexingya?shibudeshibude,haishiranglaopozilaiba。”

chenqiuxiaxiangyaonahuichaihuo,keshidaodisuishudale,liqiburuzhongtaozheigenianqingren。

jianzhongtaoyoumoyouyangdishenghuozuofan,chenqiuxialianshangbuyoudeluchuyimoxinweidexiaoyi。

tanenggoukanchu,zheifujiashaoyebingbushilaitiyanshenghuodeyangzihuo,ershizhenxinxiangrongruzheigejia。

chenqiuxiadeerziyuerxifuzaiwunianqianwaichudagong,zicibianyinxunquanwu,yourenshuotamenzaichenglizhuanledaqianbuxianghuilaile,danchenqiuxiaduiciyebuzaiyi。

zhiyaoerziyuerxifu,zaichengliriziguodehao,buhuilaijiubuhuilaiba,yemeishenme。

zhishi,jiushikulexiaosunnv,chenqiuxiayouyusuishudale,tuijiaoyijingbutailisuole,zaiguojinian,kenengdouxiabulechuangle。

jialidetiaojian,yejiuzheiyangle,nengchiyidunbaofandousuanbucuole。

yekeyishuo,xiaosunnvgenzheta,congmeichiguoshenmehaodongxi。

buguo,suishuojialimeishenmehaodeshicai,danzhongtaozuoqifanlai,queshihenyongxin。

baxiaomaifenyumianfenjiaohun,fangrubaitang,rouchengxingzhuangzhihoushangguokaishizheng。

henkuai,haizaishuimengzhongdexiaosunnvbizichoudong,shuiyanmenglongdipaqishenlai。

“dagege,nizaizuoshahaochideya?”

biqichenqiuxia,xiaonvhaijiubuhuiyuzhongtaotaikeqi。

mianduizheiweidachengshililaidedagege,xiaonvhaibingwushenmejingwei,gengduodeshiduiyuzhongtaodehaoqi。

“xiaomaibing。”zhongtaohuiyingdao。

xiaonvhaimingxianyouxieshiwang。

tahaiyiwei,zheigechenglilaidedagegehuizuoyixietameiyouchiguode,meixiangdao,haishinainaijingchangzuodeshiwu。

“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”zhongtaotengchushoulai,xiaozhemolemoxiaonvhaidenaodai。

“wojiaoyaya。”xiaonvhaihuiyingdao。

zhongtaoduixiaonvhaiyayazhabayixiayanjing,“yaya,biekanwozuodezhisexiaomaibing,shuobuzhunbininainaizuodehaihaochie。”

“我不信!”

丫丫当即摇头道。

zaitakanlai,zheishishangmeiyourenzuofanbinainaigenghaochi。

buguo,tingzhongtaozheimeshuo,yayadexinlihaishiyouxieqidaiqilai。

……

“wocao,yan,maoyanle!”

yigongzuorenyuanchenqichuqusaniao,queqiaojianzhongtaosuozhudefangzilimaoqilenongyan。

难不成着火了?

“niyijingyizhadeganma,kanqingchule,neishirenjiazaizuofanni……”

daoyanchenqianshengelanyaocongzhangpenglizouchulai,yanjingguazhedandandeheiyanquan。

gangshuixingtayoudianmihu,danhenkuai,chenqianbianyishidaoleshenme,dunshidengdaleyanjing。

zheiyanshicongchenqiuxiajialimaochulaidea,zheimezao,jiuzuoqizaofanle?

“nanbucheng,zhongtaoyijingqichuangle?”

“ganjindeganjinde,gebumenzhuyi,zanmenzhunbeikaishipaishe!!”

zhongtaolaidao《bianxingji》chidediyidunzaofan,zheimeyouqudeyimu,jiemuzukebunengcuoguo!

bushaofuerdaihuoxunengmianqiangrenshoueliedehuanjing,danweidushiwu,zuishinengrangrenpodafangle!

wangqicanjia《bianxingji》degongzigemen,chucichidaonongcunlideshiwushi,gegedoushizhijiebengkuipofangle。

shenzhi,haiyouyigegongzigecengshuoguo,tajiushiesi,yebuchicunlideshiwu!

zheixiechiguanleshanzhenhaiweidefuerdai,zishinanyixiayannongcunlidecuchadanfan。

erzhongtaoshenweifuhaozhizi,pingrilichidedongxipashiputongrenyibeiziyexiangshoubudaodemeishi。

xianzairangtachinongcunlideshiwu,tayidingchibuxiaqu!

“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen,《bianxingji》zaidukaibole!”

suishuo,zhongtao《bianxingji》shoucikaibodejiemuxiaoguobingbulixiang。

danyanxiadiercikaibo,haishishouhuolekongqianderedu!

zaixianguankanrenshu,henkuaibiandadaolewubaiwan!

zhongtaozuowanzai《bianxingji》lidebiaoxian,yiranyinqileguangdawangyoudeguanzhu,dahuoerdouxiangkankan,zheigewankuzidijiujingshizhuangde,haishizhennengshiyingnongcunshenghuo!

“woduyibaolatiao,jintianzhongtaojueduihuibengbuzhuhanzhehuijia,gujitazuowanzaicunlishuiyiwanbantiaomingdoumeile。”

“woduzhongtaoyidingchengbuguoshiergexiaoshi,shulewojiubianmaoniangjidajiajue。”

“haha,nimenfaxianmeiyou,gongzuorenyuanmendoudingzheheiyanquan,kanlaizuowandoumeixiuxihaoa。”

“zheicunzidetiaojianshizaishitaichale,jiemuzuchulaizhadao,gujiyeshichibuxiaoba,huashuozheige《bianxingji》jiujingshigaizaosheia,xianzaizhongtaohaiweibeigaizao,ganjuejiemuzuxianchengbuzhule。”

“zuowanjiemuzuzaizhongtaoneilichilebie,jintianjueduihuikaishizhenghenhuoerle,cong《bianxingji》zheiyiqidexuanzhilaikan,jiemuzuyagenermeixiangjizheigegongzigeliumianzi!”

suishuohaishizaoshang,danguanzhongmenqueyichangxingfen。

daoyanchenqiandaizhesheyingshi,guoquqiaoleqiaomen,danquebeipumianerlaidechaihuoyanqiqiangdekesoulejisheng。

daichenqianhuanleyihuiershiyingguolai,xiayike,bianbeimianqiandeyimu,jizhenjingzhule。

takandaolesha?takandao,zhongtaojuranzaizuofan?!

teniangde,zhongtaozaizuofan???

wangqi《bianxingji》zhurengong,doushielezhengzhengyitian,edaoshizaishoubule,caihuibuqingbuyuandichixianongjiafan,erzhongtaozheigedashaoye,jingranzaizijizuofan?!

bingqietangtangdashaoye,jingranhaihuishenghuo???

yishizhijian,chenqianshayanle!

zheiyimuyebeijingtoutongbuchengxianzaiguanzhongmianqian,guanzhongyeshikanderendoushale。

shuozhende,rujinzheigeniantou,huishaochaihuo、yongtuzaozuofanderenbingbuduo。

napashizaicunlizhangdadenianqingren,yeyoubushaobuhuiyongtuzao。

shenghuozaichenglidexiaohai,gengshibuhuile,gujilianshenmeshituzaodoubudong!

“出锅咯!”

zhongtaomangzhebaxiaomaibingduanchuguo,eryayayeshidongshidelianmangzaiyuanlizhiqileyizhangpojiudexiaozhuozi。

chenqiuxiamanmianxiaoyidikanzhezheiyiqie。

youzheimeyishunjiandehuanghu,chenqiuxiaganjuezijideerzihuilaile。

buguo,zheigexiangfagangfuchuxindi,jiubeichenqiuxiaqiamiele。

renjiakeshichenglilaidedashaoye,youqianrenjiadehaizi,tajirenjiadangbaomudoubugouge,qinengbazhongtaodangerzikan!

cinaichenqiuxiadexiangfa,danshizhongtaoquebuzheimerenwei。

zhongtaoxianshichanfuzhechenqiuxiazuoxia,erhoutacaizuoxia。

yipanzhenghaodexiaomaibing,jiushijintiandezaofan。

jingtoulianmanglajinpaixiaomaibing,daiguanzhongmenkanqingxiaomaibingzhihou,dunshidouxiaole。

zheixiaomaibingzuodeshizaishitaichoule!

zhengzhangbingyouxiefahei,jiuxiangshifameileyiyang,rangrenkanzhezheshimeishenmeshiyu。