第三章

neitianwoyundaozailehuijiadexiaolubian,beiqucuntouguafujiahuilaidecunzhangkandaosonghuilejia,

“zheihaizimeitianshuangxi,danhaodaishixiniangniangqinshoufangguoderen,haohaodaita。”

cunzhangshuolezheiyiju,zhuailezhuaikuyaodai,zhuanshenchulemen。

woyihuishen,niangdedashoujiuzazaiwodelianshang,wobeishuaidaoyuanzili,

nituzuanjinzuili,hunzhexueshuixiandegewailangbei,

“nichibangyingleshibushi,jialifandoumeizuohaojiuganchuquye,nizenmebusiwaibiana,nigesinizi,shenglaijiushitaozhaijing。”

niangquandajiaotileyidun,daleilejiuzijihuiwu,wozaiyuanzilibeidongleyiye,

zheiyidongjingranhunhunchenchenshaoleqibatian,

dengqingxingshi,caizhidaocunzilidajiataolundeshi,

赵家儿媳妇怀孕了!

zheiyouyicizhengshilecunlishuangximigongdekekaoxing,

zaizhaopozidaizhezijierxifudiwuciluguowojiamenkoushi,dieniangzhongyuzuobuzhule。

wogangxuehuipashi,yebeisongdaomigongquguoyihui,

keneishijiguanturanhuaidiaole,dieniangmeibanfasongwoyicheng,haizhenrangwopachulaile,

zhidaojintian,wodeshuangtuiyemanshibahen,xiangshiyigeguaiwu。

tingshuo,houmianniangyoushenglelianggemeimei,dousongqulemigong,kezhongjiumeiyouranhongshuangxizi,

zhici,dieniangjiuzaiyeshengbuchuhaizile,yeziranmeiyouerzi。

banye,wobeiniaobiexing,mozheyuesequmaofang,

niangzheijitianxinqingbuhao,wanshangbujiwofanchi,zhihaoyiwanyouyiwanheshui,

nongcundeyewananjingdechuleququdejiaoshengshenmeyetingbudao,

突然,娘说话了,

“nishuo,zanmenyaoshibazhaodisongshuangxineili,zairangtapayici,nengbunengbashuangxiziranhong?”

diexixisuosuodifanlegeshen,mosuozheyoudianleyizhihanyan,

gezhezhichuang,neiyidianxinghongliangqiyoumiediao,

“cunzhangshuo,burangzheimedadehaizipa,buranwozaojiusongtaqule。”

niangdeshengyinbagaoleyigedu,tingqilaiyouxiejianrui,

“neiniyaowozenyang,weilejinijiachuanzongjiedai,worongyima,zaicunzilihaitaibuqitou。cunzhangburangnijiubuganle?womentoutouganyiciyebucheng?”

diebazazhezuisikaoleyihui,haishiliaolechuizizuolejueding,

“cheng,neizanjiushishi,qiaomoergan,neihaizidaleyouxinyan,bierangrenpaole。”

tamenyouyaosongwojinquyici,

woxiangdaobaitianranhongdexiziyuneituanpachulaiderou,xiniangniangqiheideyanshen,

hunshenjipigedamaoqi,lenghanhualalaliuxia,

快跑!快跑!

buzhinalichuanlaideshengyinhuidangzaierbian,zuanjinwodenaorenlijiaoajiao,

wolaibujisikao,batuijiupao,

yinweipaodetaiji,huangzhangjianpengdaoleniangbaitianshaidelajiao,fachupingpangdeshengyin,

“shei?”“kuaiqilai,neinizipaole,tatoutingshuohua,qilaizhuia!”

dieniangganmangchuanyifu,dengchuanqiyifudaojiamenkou,wozaojiubuzhidaopaonalile。

我也不知道,

yinweiwomianqiande,jingranshineigeshuangximigonghexiniangniangmiao,

kewomingmingzoudeshixiangfandefangxianga!

xiaoshuo《niangbaohuiyigeguaiwu,ririhanguaierzi》disanzhangshidujieshu。