neitianwoyundaozailehuijiadexiaolubian,beiqucuntouguafujiahuilaidecunzhangkandaosonghuilejia,
“zheihaizimeitianshuangxi,danhaodaishixiniangniangqinshoufangguoderen,haohaodaita。”
cunzhangshuolezheiyiju,zhuailezhuaikuyaodai,zhuanshenchulemen。
woyihuishen,niangdedashoujiuzazaiwodelianshang,wobeishuaidaoyuanzili,
nituzuanjinzuili,hunzhexueshuixiandegewailangbei,
“nichibangyingleshibushi,jialifandoumeizuohaojiuganchuquye,nizenmebusiwaibiana,nigesinizi,shenglaijiushitaozhaijing。”
niangquandajiaotileyidun,daleilejiuzijihuiwu,wozaiyuanzilibeidongleyiye,
zheiyidongjingranhunhunchenchenshaoleqibatian,
dengqingxingshi,caizhidaocunzilidajiataolundeshi,
赵家儿媳妇怀孕了!
zheiyouyicizhengshilecunlishuangximigongdekekaoxing,
zaizhaopozidaizhezijierxifudiwuciluguowojiamenkoushi,dieniangzhongyuzuobuzhule。
wogangxuehuipashi,yebeisongdaomigongquguoyihui,
keneishijiguanturanhuaidiaole,dieniangmeibanfasongwoyicheng,haizhenrangwopachulaile,
zhidaojintian,wodeshuangtuiyemanshibahen,xiangshiyigeguaiwu。
tingshuo,houmianniangyoushenglelianggemeimei,dousongqulemigong,kezhongjiumeiyouranhongshuangxizi,
zhici,dieniangjiuzaiyeshengbuchuhaizile,yeziranmeiyouerzi。
banye,wobeiniaobiexing,mozheyuesequmaofang,
niangzheijitianxinqingbuhao,wanshangbujiwofanchi,zhihaoyiwanyouyiwanheshui,
nongcundeyewananjingdechuleququdejiaoshengshenmeyetingbudao,
突然,娘说话了,
“nishuo,zanmenyaoshibazhaodisongshuangxineili,zairangtapayici,nengbunengbashuangxiziranhong?”
diexixisuosuodifanlegeshen,mosuozheyoudianleyizhihanyan,
gezhezhichuang,neiyidianxinghongliangqiyoumiediao,
“cunzhangshuo,burangzheimedadehaizipa,buranwozaojiusongtaqule。”
niangdeshengyinbagaoleyigedu,tingqilaiyouxiejianrui,
“neiniyaowozenyang,weilejinijiachuanzongjiedai,worongyima,zaicunzilihaitaibuqitou。cunzhangburangnijiubuganle?womentoutouganyiciyebucheng?”
diebazazhezuisikaoleyihui,haishiliaolechuizizuolejueding,
“cheng,neizanjiushishi,qiaomoergan,neihaizidaleyouxinyan,bierangrenpaole。”
tamenyouyaosongwojinquyici,
woxiangdaobaitianranhongdexiziyuneituanpachulaiderou,xiniangniangqiheideyanshen,
hunshenjipigedamaoqi,lenghanhualalaliuxia,
快跑!快跑!
buzhinalichuanlaideshengyinhuidangzaierbian,zuanjinwodenaorenlijiaoajiao,
wolaibujisikao,batuijiupao,
yinweipaodetaiji,huangzhangjianpengdaoleniangbaitianshaidelajiao,fachupingpangdeshengyin,
“shei?”“kuaiqilai,neinizipaole,tatoutingshuohua,qilaizhuia!”
dieniangganmangchuanyifu,dengchuanqiyifudaojiamenkou,wozaojiubuzhidaopaonalile。
我也不知道,
yinweiwomianqiande,jingranshineigeshuangximigonghexiniangniangmiao,
kewomingmingzoudeshixiangfandefangxianga!
xiaoshuo《niangbaohuiyigeguaiwu,ririhanguaierzi》disanzhangshidujieshu。