“啪——”
“nigeniezi！zhibuzhidaocuo？buhaohaoqudushuqueshizuoxizi！xianzaiyishiwuchenghaichuanchuzheiyangdefeiwenlai！nishixiangwomenzhaojiashenbaiminglie！”
tongzhaoyizhengkaiyanjinghaimeiyougaoqingchufashengleshenmeshiqing，yizhongniannanrenbitalianhaiyaodadebazhangjiugaidaoletalianshanglai，haobuliuqingdi，mianronghaitebiezhengning。
tazhoulezhoumei，laibujiduoxiang，lijizhuazhuletadeshouyigeyonglijiangtafanqinnazhizhu。
dantahaimeilaidejichusheng，pangbianyige18、9suiyizhehuaguijiangjiudeshaonvturanxiangshishoujingneibanwuzhulezijidezuibajianjiaodao：“a——ergedababale！ergebufuguanjiaodababale！mama，tahaidaoqielewodedongxi，ganjindadianhuarangjingchalaizhuata！”
tongzhaobeitachaodexinfan，lenglengpieletayiyan，queshibeilingwaiyigekanqilai24、5suidegaodananrenjidangzhuleshixian，shoushangyiyonglijiangneigezhongniannanrenjijieleguoqu，yandiyejinshishiwang，“erdi，wozhidaonizaihejialinaozhebieniu，danshiniyebuyinggaiyongzheiyangdeexingshijianlaituozhenggezhaojiaxiashui！”
“？”
tongzhaomianduizheyanqianzheimenaohonghongdechangmianjianzhishiyitouwushui，taqianyikebushihaizaiyiyuandebingchuangshangbeishiduomingyishenghushilunliuqiangjiuzhedema？zenmexiayikequeshidaolezheimeyigemoshengdedifanglilaile？
nandaozheicizhongyushiwufaqiangjiuchenggongsuoyilaidaozheigexindeshijiema？
【ding——suzhunicaiduile！nixianzaizhengchuyuyibenmingwei《nvewennvzhudeyutang》zheibenshuli，chengweiyimingedunanpei，mianqiandezheixiedoushinidejiaren，dangranle，chulenidebabazhaoyuerenheniyouxueyuanguanxizhiwai，nidejimuhegege、meimeidouhenihaowuxueyuanguanxi。】
“你是……”
【meicuonicaiduilewoshixitong！buguowozhishigefuzechuandaojuqingherenwudenpcxitong，zhihuizaibiyaoshichulaitixingyixiasuzhue，qiyushihoujueduibuganraosuzhudejueding！】
zheigexitongkanqilai……haoxiangyouxiehaoqifudanhaoxiangyoutinghaoshangliang？
【xixixineidangranlasuzhu，woshiyuanwangchengzhenxitong，kebushiwaimianneixieyaonie**keyibida~】
【shibuyichi，xianzaijiumashangweisuzhuchuandaobenshujuqing，lijijinrurenwu！】
xitonghuayingangluo，tongzhaodenaohailibianyongruledaliangdexinxi，yedequeshiruxitongsuoshuode，taxianzaizhengshichuyu《nvewennvzhudeyutang》zheibenshuli，chengweiletongmingtongxingdeyimingedunanpei。
等等……
tachuanchengleyiminge……du……nan……pei……？
……男……配？
tongzhaoyikaishiyiweizijikancuole，danshitadingzheneijigezikanlehaojiu，jiuchashangshouqumoyimozijiyoumeiyoubianxingle，chuanchengedupeijiaojiusuanle，haishiedunanpeijiao……zheishitiandadezhemoba？！
【suzhunixianbuyaozheimebeifen，nishinvbannanzhuangdenanpei，bingbushizhendebianlegexing！】xitongyikantayifuxiangtunlesicangyingyibandebiaoqing，lijishuodao。
“neiyuanzhuweishenmeyaonvbannanzhuang？”
tongzhaotingwantadehuazhihoubingmeiyouduogaoxing，tayouyugantasuochuanchengdezheigejiaosejiushigepaohuijiaose，guobuqiran，tajiezhewangxiakanxiaqubianfaxianyuanzhudeshenshijinglishifenkanke。
yuanzhudemuqinbenlaiyeshishijiadazudexiaojie，bujinyongyougaoxueli，haiqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong，jialirenduitayeshichongaiyoujia，ranermoutiantashoudaojidutadebiaojiesongyong，feiyaobaituojialiquleyulequanchuangdang，beijingjirenxiayaozhihoubianheyuanzhudefuqinchunfengyidu。
zaizhihouyinweitaihuangzhang，zaijiashangbeijingjirenweixie，tazaiyuanzhudefuqinmeiyouxinglaizhiqianbiantaolilejiudian，queshizai3geyuehoufaxianzijiyijinghuaiyunle，tacengjingyiduxiangguoduotai，keshihaishishebude，toutoujiangyuanzhujishenglexialai。
youhaipatashigenvhaizizaiyulequanlibeirenqifu，yuanzhuzixiaoyoushitiruoduobing，yinweitashigezaochaner，suoyibianguoduanjiangtadangzuoshinanhaieryang，yimiantaguozaoyaozhe。
eryuanzhujiuzheibanpinganzhangdadaole8sui，queshizaizheiyinianyoushifashengleyanzhongbiangu，yuanzhumuqindebiaojiezhaolaile，shuoshizhaodaoleyuanzhudefuqinshishei，xiangyaosongtahuiqu，yuanzhumuqinziranbushihenyuanyi，queshidibuguobiaojiedeyifantangyipaodanzuizhongshijiangyuanzhudaizouqujianfuqin。
ranerjiushizaizheigeguochengzhongchulechacuo，ta“buxiaoxin”jiangyuanzhujinongdiule，shizeshangqueshieyimaijilerenfanziqujiyigewufashengyudeshenshanjiatingzuoerzi，yuanzhudemuqinyeyinciranlejibingbingshi，wufazaijianqinshengnveryimian。
shuolaiyeshiyuanzhumingda，tazaishenshanlidaile4nianzhihouyiwaijiuleshuzhongnanzhusongmingyi，songjiashijingshizuiyoutouyouliandejiazuzhiyi，nanzhuzuoweisongjiazidigengjiashirongyiyudaoweixian。
zheikebu，ta13suineinianjiuzaoyudaolerenshengdediyicibangjia，bangfeijiangtabangdaoleshenshanlaolinli，beiyuanzhuouerfaxianjiuleta，bingdedaolenanzhushenshangdehushenfuyigepixiudiwangshaguajianzuoweixinwu，shuoshiyihouyoukunnanledounengquzhaota。
kexideshi，yuanzhuzaidengle2、3nianzaita15suineiniancaiyinweiyiciyiwaibeizhaoyuerenjijiehuidaojiali，queshichengweilezhaojiazuijianbudeguangdesishengzi，ershuzhongnanzhusongmingyidangshisuosongjitadepixiuguajianyewuyuanwugushizong，queshijintianzaiyuanzhudebianyimeimeibojingshangzhaodao！
zheibuyongshuodingranshiyuanzhudebianyimeimeizaibuzhidaoshenmeshihoutouleyuanzhudeyupeixiangyaojiuzhanquechaobazhanyuanzhudegonglao，zaijiashangyuanzhujinduanshijianbeiyigemingjiao“yangshoucheng”dezongyidaoyannaobaoyangfeiwennaodefanle，zaizheizhiqianluzhijiemulianxulule12gexiaoshidishuiweijin，huijiazhihouyoushishoudaoleshuangzhong**，yibuxiaoxinxiukeleguoqu。
ertazaixianshishijieyeyinweizhangqijijizhiliaowuxiao，yizhengyanjiuchuanchengleyuanzhutongzhao，daititajixuzoujuqing。
【suzhu，nizaishuzhongshijieyoulianggerenwu，zheilianggerenwuwanchengledehuaneinijiunengzhenzhenghuodexinshengle！】
【zheilianggerenwufenbieshi：】
【yi、gaomingbaiyinzangzaiyuanzhushenshangdeyiqiemimi，baofusuoyoushanghaiguoyuanzhuhetamuqindeneixieren；】
【er、hebenwennanerhaoqixingyaodahaoguanxi，zhengquhetazuoyibeizidehaoxiongdiww~】
“……”
tongzhaokandaorenwuerbuzhizendijuedehoujibeiyima，zongjuedechunzhenhaoqifudexitongjileyigetiandadekengtacai。