逗弄别人有意思。
danxianshibaoyelaidehenkuai。
kanzheneipingmuzhongdewudaoshipin，qiqingqichunjiaodexiaoyiyidiandianningzhi。
duibushengxindehuapingduiyuanhenshibufangxin。
yizhiyulizhiwanliangyanzhigougoudingzheqiqingqi，quanchengjiangongsidebukenzoubanbu。
biandingzhe，bianzaiyouqiqingqizouweidedifanganting，qitudadaoyiduiyijiaoxuedeguaneryinxiaoguo：
“qishibunan，yewangjiujinileyijuci，changdeshihoucongwozuobianraoguoqu，changwan，zaicongjingbaiyoubianraohuilai。zhiyuwudao，wobiandeshihouyedouteyijinifangdaolehoumian，dongzuoshenmedejinliangjiyiji，hualaliangxia，bieyizhishazhanzhe……”
beiguaneryindeqiqingqixianrujiujiuchenmo。
zuoweihengxingtianxiadehuoshuipianzi，ququwudao，ziranbuzaihuaxia。
shenzhi，neishitadefajiashiqidian。
dangnianyiqushuishangnishangwutianxiachengming，nanzhaohuangdiweigenbiansaikehanqiangta，yigepaojinwanliangqishushicheng，yigeqiwanpiliangjurushanshengchu。
qideneiqunlibulaotoukudaoganchangcunduan，danhezhujianxiemanyiwumatahuoguoyaonvzuiburongzhu。
buguozuihoudejieguoma，dangranshilaohuangdidejinyinzhubaohegoukehandemapishengchuquanbeitanongzoule。
neishitachushandediyinian，shuishangnishangwucongcijuejishichuan，tianxiadiyiwujiqingnixiaoshiwuzong。
tongnian，yiweidamojunzhudongqituranchuxian，zaibainiannanyudejihandongzaitianxiasancai。
neiniandedongtian，luwudongsigu，qieryiyounuanqinreshi。
danxushiyichushoushuejiupiandeguoda。
zhihouhaojinianqiqingqidoumeiganzaipengwu，shengpaluchushenmeduanni，rangneilianggetongshidabansikudepofanghuangdikehanfaxian，mantianxiazhuishata。
buguo，zaihoulaidezuidefengzibiantaiyuelaiyueduohou。
zaihuiyiqilai，juedeneilianggeyuandatoujingyouxiemeiqingmuxiudedanchunkerenle。
……liletamen，sheihaizheimechunqinghaopiana！
yishijian，zaicikandaowu，jingyouzhongshiguojingqiandejiuweigankai。
buguomeiduohuainianjimiao，qiqingqibianjiansechenmo。
……zheitemeshiwu？？？
好奇怪，再看一眼。
beixiandaijiewudejudachayichongjidao，qiannianqiandiyiwujinaoziwengwengzhixiang。
erbianhaiyoulizhiwanbushimaochulaidetawanquantingbudongdeci：
“zheibian，yigezhengwaveyigefanwave……nizuobulaijiusuanle，danyaoqianhouhuangliangxia。”
“haiyou，zheijigerollniyaogenzhezhuan，zhishaoshentidongyidong，burantaibuxiediao……”
“haiyouzheili，zuihouzheijigedingdianpopdeshihou，nijinliangdiaozhengdaowoshenhou，wohaojinidangzhubuxiandeneimetuwu……”
jinrifendeqiqingqishizaiguaiqiao，tujixiaoketangshiyemeiyoulengzheshenyou，yishiranglaoliucaoxinmingdelizhiwanyuekanyueshunyan，meirenzhuduojianglexie，naixinxunwen：
“jizhulema？……buranwozaizhongfuyibian？”
qiqingqihuanhuanniutou，duishidetaohuayanmanshiqingchedemengbi。
黎知皖：“……”
yixinentoujiaochashengdelifuduileran，congshanruliudiantou：“haode，neiwomencongtoukaishi——”
huaweiluo，lizhiwanturanzhoumei，zhizhehuazhuangshishoulidefendihuafengyizhuanwen：“dengdeng！niquedingyaojitashangzheigefenma？zheiseduyoudianheileba？”
jiqiqingqishangzhuangdenvhailengzhu，buzhisuocuohuangluandao：“ei？shi……shiyoudiana……kezheiyijingshizuibaidele……”
“spotlightzhunbei！shifenzhonghouruchang！”waimianxiangqifudaodehansheng。
lizhiwanshuangmeiweicu，dingzheneirubaiciyibanyingrunwuxiadexuefu，youxielengzhengchushen。
yiqianzhuaiqiqingqilinshibaofojiaodeshihouyebushao。
danquecongweizhuyiguo……juran……zheimehaokan？
lizhiwanyikaiyan，youxiebuzirantangsai：
“suanle，fanzhengyelaibuji，nikanzhehuaba。”
shizaijuedezijixiedulezheiwanmeiwuxiadeshenxianliandan。
kuaiyaokuchulaidehuazhuangshizuihouhaishicadiaolefen，zhixinlianweibannazheshuazipulejixia。
没办法。
zheinongmei！zheizhangjie！shenzhiyinweifashaoweituieryinyunchulaidebohong，liansaihongkouhongshenmededoubuyongshang！
zidaishengshimeiyanlvjingdemashenglianjianzhirangmeizhuangxingyeyuandishiyea！
而且，不光好看。
renyeyirujiwangdewenroulimao。
kanchutadewucuo，qiqingqikanshipindezhongtuhaianweitasuibianhuabuyaoyoufudan。
bingqiezaicongmanghuanwanwutaifu，beiduiyoudaizhechuqushi，doujidezhuanmenchaotahuibie，wenshengshuoxiexie。
beimidesisidehuazhuangshiliangshouwulian，jiujiuhuanbuguoshen。
mianjiatonghong，taganjuezijiyekuaishaoqilaile。
zuihoupengzheshuazixianzheshijianshumiao，zhongshimeirenzhu，yikexiaoluluanzhuangdexin**shangweibofaxiaozuowen：
[gongsijintiandaobilemeiv：suanshijianshidaoyaoyandekepale，gongzuoyuanguzaimoushuiguoweishikuanianhoutaijiandaoyiweibeiquanwangheideaidou，yanzhisharen！xinggegengsharen！congbuzhuixingdewozhendezaile！caozheimehaodebaobeidoutemeshinaxiebuzhangyandesheimata……]
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haibuzhidaozijiyijingfuhuoleyimeixiaofensi。
qiqingqizhengzhanzaitaixia，mianwubiaoqingbolazhezijiwutaifushangdexiaomaoding。
taohuayandala，yanweichuizhe，zhenggerenyouxienianniande。
无他。
beirenentouzhongfubofangshijibianbiaoyanshipin，shigerendouyaokantulehaoma！
tazhishixiangpiandianqian，sheinengxiangdaohuizaozheizuia！
……罢了。
钱难赚，屎难吃。
qiqingqiyouyouxiang，dengzheipiaohunwan，laoleneigeluoshuidetongmingdaomeigui，tayidingmaliujuankuanpaolu！
pianziwunai，pianzitanqi，pianziqufu。
zuihoubeipozainaohailiguoqigangcaikandewudao。
suirandiyicijiechuzheizhongqiguaidewudaofengge，shenzhizhikaokan，liandongzuodoumeilianguo。
kejiabuzhujiyilijia，jibengongyouqiang。
huixiangzheshunleliangbian，jingxuedechabuduo，zijuesuirantiaobuchushipinlineiyangwanmei，dandachabucha，liuqichenghaishiyoude。
zhaohaoxinduiyouhualaliangxiajiuxingdeyaoqiu，buyaotaigouyong！
rucisicunzhe，qiqingqigenzheqianmianderenconghoutaizoulangchuanguo，laidaohouchangdetaixia。
gangyizouchu，biantingdaocierdesihou。
qiqingqiyihuotaitou，rumushifujinweilanwaideguanzhongxishang，yizhangzhangjuzhehengfudengpaidemoshengmiankong。
shangyimiaohaizaijidonghanzheouxiangmingzi。
xiayimiao，zijidemingzibianbeidiandao。
henbuxing，lundaotadebushishenmejidongguli，ershizhengningjifendenuma——
“qiqingqigunchuyulequan！
“tuituan！tuituan！bietamahuohaispotlight！”
“houtaika！maishenshangwei！kongjiangchudaobuyaolian！”
“mai**denengbunengqusi！shaotuowogegedehoutui！”