霍璟南

wensiyuezoudaosanrenmianqianchaotamendazhaohu,“gejigewanshanghaoa。”

tingdaozheishuxidebuxingdeshengyin,jijinbaibuyoudedengdaleyanjing。

zhei,zheishiwensichaoneigeniangniangqiang?!

他去整容了?

yuqiuranzaiwensiyuezoujinhoubianqingchuletadeshenfen,yanlifuxianchuleyimobukezhixin,rangtagengjingyadeshiyipangdehuozhenyansihubingmeiyourenhejingyadeqingxudechuxian。

“闻祀朝?!”

jijinbaikanzhewensiyue,gujidaozhouweiderentakezhizheyadileshengyin。

wensiyuenaguoyibeixiangbin,qingxiaoleyisheng,“buranni?”

tamendejingyadouzaitadeyiliaozhizhong,yiliaozhiwaideshihuozhenyandefanying。

kandaotadechuxiantasihumeishenmetebiedeqingxu,erqiezheijitianxialaitayemeishoudaoshenmebeifengshadexiaoxi。

kanlaitazanshihaibuxuyaozhongxinzhaogongzuo。

“队长。”

wensiyuesijicixiaorongcanlandichaohuozhenyandalegezhaohu。

huozhenyanyandihuaguoyimoleran,shifenlengdandiyingleyisheng。

lengdandianjiulengdandianba,wensiyueyebuzenmezaiyi,xianzaizhiyaozheigebugendalaodaxiaobaogaorangrenfengshata,tajiuyijinghenmanzule。

jijinbaishuangshouanzhewensiyuedejianbangyonglidihuanglehuang,“nizhendeshiwensichao?nizenmekenengyouneimehaodeshenmei?”

wensiyueganjuezijishenshangmomingdizhongleyijian:“……”

taxiaozhejiangjijinbaideshoucongjianshangnakai,“zuijinxuexileyixiechuandadezhishi。”

“nizheijiaoxuexileyixie!nizheimingmingjiushijingtongdebunengzaijingtongle。”

yuqiuranruoyousuosididaliangzhetadecelian,chuandakeyixuexi,danrendeqizhihexinggekebuhuibian。

congqianneimeqienuoweisuodeyigerenturanjiubiandeluoluodafangleqilai。

实在是让人怀疑。

“来了来了!”

“huozonglaile,kuaikuaikuai!”

“bieji,nijishenme,wodoupaibudaole!”

yizhenshexiangji“kacakaca”fengkuangpaishedeshengyinheyantinglirenliusongdongdezaodongshengchuanlai,zhongrenfenfentaitouwangqu,zhijianjiudiandamenzaicibeirentuikai,liangpaiheiyimojingbaobiaozoujinlai,zhengqihuayidipaichenglianglie。

“aaaahuozonghaoshuaia!”

“huozongyaoshichudaozheiliannengzhijiegandaoyiduirenba。”

“huozongyoumeiyounvpengyoua?”

……

jihusuoyourendemuguangdouluodaolemenkoudeweizhi,dengguangquandouzhaozaileneikuaiquyu,hongdidepixietazailehongtanshang,wangshangshiheisexizhuangkuguanyupixiejianluchudetuqijiaohuai,tingbadeshenzi,yizhangbeinvwayidiandianjingxindiaokechulaidewanmeimianpang。

wensiyuesaoleyiyanjiushouhuileshixian,bushishuolailehenduodaoyandema?

tazenmeyigedoumeikanjian?

“geweiqingtingzhipaishe,xianzaibushicaifangshijian。”

huojingnanderuchangxianranshixianqilexuanrandabo,nianjiqingqingjiuchuangxiashangyeqiji,haishihuoshizuinianqingdezhangquanren,jizhemendouxiangdiyigecaifangtanaxiayishouziliao,danzhongrenyeqingchutadeshouduan。

guerzaizhulidehuayinluoxiahoupaisheshengquandoutinglexialai,huojingnanchangtongwuzudizoujinleyanhuidating。

zoujinyanhuidatinghouhuojingnanzhijiezouxianglehuozhenyandefangxiang。

jiandaozijiadingtoushangsizouguolaidazzlexiayishidizhanchengyipai,wanyaojugong,zhengqihuayidihandao,“zongcaihao!”

wensiyuebeijijinbailaleyiba,manlebanpai,“……zongcaihao!”

huojingnanjiaobuyidun,muguangluodaolewensiyuedeshenshang。

wensiyuetaiqitoumianbugaisedihushuobadao,“baogaozongcai,wozuijinzailianhesheng。”

huojingnankanzheyanqiandingzheyitouyinsetoufadeshaonian,qingngleyishengbianniutoukanxianglehuozhenyan。

“ayan,wogennishuodianshi。”

“好。”

bansuizhejiaobushengzhujianyuanqu,wensiyuezheicaisongleyikouqi,dalaoqichangtaiqiangdale。

“ai,zheiweishuaige,nikaolvjinquanma?woshixxxgongside,yaoshiyouyixiangkeyilianxiwo。”

yizhangmingpianturanchuxianzaiyanqian,wensiyuelengleyixia,danhenkuaijiufanyingguolaile,taxiaozhejieguolemingpian,“haode。”

“ganma,wensichaoniyaotiaocao?!”

jihushitingdaojijinbaijiaochuwensiyuedemingzidechanei,neirenxunsubamingpiannalehuiqu,“baoqian,gongsizhaogourenle。”

wensiyueyilianmengdikanzhetatouyebuhuidipaozoule。

sihushikanchuletadeyihuo,yuqiuranqingshengkaikou,“ni,”tazhenzhuolebanxianghaishimeizhaodaoheshidexingrongci。

jijinbaijiedao:“ni‘shilitaiqiang’le。”

shuobaqingqingyonggebozhuanglezhuangyuqiurandeshou,gentaduishileyiyan,‘gemenqingshangshizaishitaigaole’。

wensiyuezirantingchuleliangrendeyanwaizhiyi,tabuyoudezhoumei,yuanshendemingshengzhenjiuchadaorangrenwenfengsangdandechengdule?

henkuaishishijiuxiangtazhengmingle,hezhishiwenfengsangdan。

bushaoquanneiderenzhudongguolaizhaota,wuyiliwaideshiquandouzaitingdaotademingzihoudunshidajingshise,touyebuhuidizoule。

闻祀月:……

pangbiandejijinbaishifentongqingditaishoupailepaitadejianbang,“bieshangxin,wanghaolexiangyibanrendoumeiyouzheidaiyuni。”

wensiyuetanleyikouqi,wanghaobuleyidian。

……

“盛大小姐幸会。”

“haojiubujianashengxiaojie。”

shengmingyuegangcongmenwaijinlai,yiqunrenbianlijichaotayongqu,tasuiyifuyanjiju,muguangzaiyanhuisichuliuzhuanzhe,haoxiangzaizhaoshenmeren。

lengbudingdi,tingdaoleshuxideshengyin。

jiaoluoli,sangechutiaodeshenyingzhengzaixiaonao。

shijijinbaiheyuqiuran,haiyouyigeshengmingyuemeijianguodeshaonian。

zaiquerenhuozhenyanhewensichaoliangrendoubuzaihou,tademouzianlean。

“jinbaigege,nimenzailiaoshenmeni?”

jiaodidideshengyindaduanlesanrendeduihua,jijinbaikandaotalijiyangqilecanlandexiaorong,“mingyue,nilaile。”

yuqiurankanletayiyan,buxianbudandikaikoudao:“duizhangbeizongcaijiaozoule。”

“e,sichaogegemeilaima?”shengmingyueshuowanyouxieyihuodikanxiangwensiyue,“zheiweishi?”

wensiyuetiaoletiaomei,“jiejie,wojiaowensichao。”

shengmingyue,shengjiadaxiaojie,shihuozhenyandeweifen,tabiaomianshangdanchuntianzhen,shanjierenyi,yifubadazzledezhongrendoudangpengyoulaikandaidemoyang,qishitazuodezheiyiqiedoushiweilejiejinhuozhenyan。

jijinbaimeirenzhuxiaochulesheng,“wensichaonikanlianmingyuedourenbuchuni。”

闻祀朝!?

zheizenmekenengshiwensichao!

tamingmingjiushigeyouexinyounankandegay!

shengmingyuedeyandihuaguominghuanghuangdizhenjing,danhenkuaijiubeiyanesuofugai。

dabanchengzheiyangyiweijiunengxiyindaoyangegelema?

恶心死了。