zheitiaoweibofalebuguobanxiaoshi，bianbeiwangyoumenshuashangleresoudiyi，zhuanfapinglundianzanliangyefenfenzhongguowan。
xiamianchulegebieheiziwunaoheiwai，qiyudejibenquanshilurenzhenhanhaoping。
guoranzaizheigekanliandequanzili，yanjiyiqie，tashenmedoubuyonggan，zheizhanglianjiuzidailiuliang。
wensiyuekanleyihuierbianbuzailihui，guandiaoshoujishuijuequle。
——
huozhenyanshidiertianbangwancaihuidaosushede，jiandanshoushileyixiaxinglihoudazzlesirenbianchufaqianwangfucheng，daodashiyijinglingchenle。
《kuailedegongzuo》hexunchangdezongyibutong，biedezongyiyibandouhuitiqianfabogaozhibochushijian，danjiemuzushifendepanni，zaikaiboqiansangexiaoshicaifabo，buguohaishibeiyizhongaoyedajunzhuyidaole。
jiemuzuzaoyiweijiabinmenzhunbeihaolexiatadejiudian，gudingjiabinzhongdeqizhongliangweibaitianjiuyijingruzhule。
zaoshangwudian，zhibojianzhunshikaiqi，napazheigeshijiandianzaodegoudouhaimeiqilai，yijiuyixiaziyongruleyidapiguanzhong。
【benlaiduizheigezongyimeishenmeganjuede，dantadecaozuochenggongxiyindaowole】
【haohaohaokongjiangzhibo，wodaoyaokankannimenyaoganshenme】
【jiarenmenwoshibushibeidiaozhule，wobenlaiyidianjiuyaoshuijuelekandaoweibohouyingshengshengaodaoxianzai】
【jiemeinibushiyigeren】
【huashuoyousheizhidaojiabindouyousheia】
【同问】
zuoweitonggongside，jiemuzuduiyudajiadoushifendelejie。
gengbieshuoshizheiliangtianyizhizairesoushangzhuzhedewensichaole。
jiemuzuhaowuyiwendijuedingdiyigeqiaokaiwensichaodefangmen。
hunandezoulangli，gongzuorenyuanguiguisuisuidishuakailewensiyuedefangmen。
fangliyipianqihei，zhouweianjingdehen，zhiyoumenzhiyazhiyayouyoubeituikaideshengyin。
kangzhejiqidesheyingshixiaoxinyiyidikaojinlefangjianzhongjiandedachuang。
beizishuadiyishengbeixiankai，chuhuyiliaode，chuangshangbingmeiyoutangzheren。
“…没人？”
pdlijianlianglepangbiandedeng，kanzhekongwuyirendefangjian，yixingrenmianmianxiangqu。
“人呢？！”
“叩叩。”
menkouchuanlaiqiaomensheng，gongzuorenyuanqiqichaomenkouwangqu。
zhijian，chuanzhexiuxiandeshaonianlanlandixiekaozaimenkuangbianshang，heisedeyashemaoyadehendi，maoyanbianluchulexiexuyinfa，heisedekouzhaoyanyanshishidejiangliandangzhu，zhinengkanjianneishuangliangjingjingdexingmou。
mingmingkanshangqudidiaodebuxing，quehaishirangrenyiyanjiunengzhuyidao。
jiandajiadoukanxiangleziji，wensiyuetaiqilianjiangkouzhaogoudaolexiabachu，chaozhezhongrenyangqileyigecanlandexiao，taishouchaotamenhuilehui，“zaoshanghaoagewei，nimenshizaizhaowoma？”
zhongrenqiqibeiyanqianrenlianshangdexiaohuangleyixiashen，guolaihaoyihuiercaihuiguoshen，“wenlaoshiqineimezao？”
wensiyuejiangshoulilinzhededongxifangdaolezhuozishang，conglimiannachuyibeiniunaichuokai，heleyikoufeichangchengshideyaoleyaotou，“bushi，youdianjinzhangshuibuzhe。”
pdgangxiangfanboqueshunjianxiangqilewensichaozhiqianshangzongyibeiguanzhongmenmadaozhudongtuichudeshilai，yishijianyouxiebuzhidaogaishuoshenme。
wensiyuedaoshimeishenme，tayibianjiangmaozizhailexialai，yibianduizhefangjianlidegongzuorenyuanshuodao：“dajiadoumeichizaocanba？”
“woganggangchumenshunbianmailexiechidehuilai，dajiakeyidiandianduzi。”
tadeyuqitaiguopingjing，sihaokanbuchurenhetaohaodeyiwei。
gongzuorenyuankanzhemianqianzuozaishafashangyaozhebaozideshaonianyouxieqifendixiang，daodishisheishuodewensichaoshigeyinanpide？
jianzhijiushiweiyansongting，hushuobadao！
zheimingmingjiushigegangchengniandekeaixiaonanhai！
【wokao，zheigeshuaigeshei！haonigecuicanxingguangbeizhedahuoqianlezheimeyigeshuaigedoubuhangsheng】
【gongzuorenyuanjiaotawenlaoshi，quanneixingwendedouyousheia？】
【……zheitemebuhuishiwensichaoba？】
【zheigezongyiwozhuidingle！taihaokanlezheigenansheng】
【neigexiaogenzhaoshouwozhijiexindong】
pdyiliangandongdeheleyikoudoujiang，jiezheshifenlengkudikaikou，“wenlaoshihuanyingninlaidao《kuailedegongzuo》，zuoweichangzhujiabinninxuyaowanchengyixiangrenwu，renwuwanchengjikehuoquzaocan。”
wensiyuejiangzuihouyikouniunaihewan，huanglehuangkongledeniunaihe，yuqigewaidewugu，“keshiwoyijingbaole。”
pdjujiaodedongzuoyidun：kao！
“zheikeshifeixingjiabinheqitagudingjiabindezaocan。”
wensiyuesonglesongjian，“kanlaizheiraorenqingmengdehuairenwoshizuodingle。”
suishuoxuzeyijingtiqiangaosuletamengudingjiabindouyoushei，danfeixingjiabinquemeiyoutoulu。
danyitaxianzaidemingsheng，zheigerenwuzenmekandoubuxiangneimehaowanchengdeyangzi。
pdxiaodegewaijiaozha，“qingwenlaoshiwanchengnindezhuanshurenwu。”
“zaiguidingshijianneibasuoyoujiabinquanbujiaoqilai，bingqiejiabinmenxuyaoshuochuyijuduidaoyandezanmei。”
闻祀月：？
对谁赞美？
tiandoumeiliangjiubarenjijiaoqilaimeiqichuangqidoubucuole。
“xianzaiqingninchouxuanxiayigejiabindejiaoxingfangshi。”
suizhepdhuayinluoxia，yigedazhuanpanbeigongzuorenyuanbanlejinlai。
zhuanpanshangfenbuzhejigejiqibujunhengdequyuxuanxiang。
gailvcongdadaoxiaofenbieshi——
在ta耳边吹唢呐。
用冷水泼醒对方。
yongtuweiqinghuahuanxingduifang。
zaiduifanglianshanghuawuguihouchanggejiaoxing。
直接把对方拉起来。
haiyouzuihouyige，yeshifenbuzuixiao，gailvzuixiao，xiaodaobuzixikanyagenzhuyibudaode——yougongzuorenyuandaijiao。
pdkanzhejizengdedanmuweiweiyixiao。
他简直是个天才。
wensiyuedingzhezhuanpankanleyihuier，niutoukanxiangpd，“denghuiwoaidalekeyisuangongshangma？”
pdkanzheshaoniandelianneixinshengqileyisiliangxin，mangbudiedediantou，“suandesuande。”
【导演out】
【daoyannibeitaguhuole！】
【tule，zibendeliliangzhenqiangda，rangneimeduorenjizheigesigayxibai】
【wensichaonengbunengguna，yigehukaneimeduojingtou，jubendebuyaotaimingxian】
【bukannizoubei，renjiayoumeiganshenme】
wensiyuedianlediantouqishenzoudaozhuanpanpangbian，zhuandongzhuanpan，zuizhongzhizhentingzaile“zaiduifanglianshanghuawuguihouchanggejiaoxing”shangmian。
jiezhejiushichouxuanjiaoxingjiabin。
只是。
wensiyuekanzheshoulinazhedemingziganjuezijidexingtudagailvyaowanle。
yaobutahaishiqulianxiyixiabanzhuangongsiba。
tayilianjuewangdejiangzhitiaozhankaizaijingtouqian，shangmianheranxiezhehuozhenyandemingzi。