第三章 讽刺

zhounanchuanjiangsuishendaidebaowenbeifangzaizhuoshang,“zheibianzhubuxia,wosongnihuiqu,niyekandaole,meikongdiao,xishuyebufangbian”

“niqugenwoyeyeshuolihundeshi。”

“我为什么要说?”

xiangduizhijian,jianmowuyan,nanrenzaitaduimianzuoxia,“niniangjiarenzhidaonihuaiyuntinggaoxingde,rangniduochidian,bawoerziyangpangdian。”

“你……你……”

taxiawujibiaojiezhaochurandaledianhuahoubianyizhiguanji,meiyoupengshouji,buqingchuzhounanchuantianyoujiacugentajialineibianshuolexieshenme。

tongyanbeiqidexiangmaren,zhounanchuanruowuqishiheleyikoushui。

tiansejianjiananxialai,zaicihuilaideshihoutaduanlewanchaofan。

“吃不吃?”

tongyanmeishuochi,yemeishuobuchi,tafangxiajiuzoule,guoleyihuierhuilainapanzi。

ruyejiangwenle,tongyanxiangqizijimeidaishuiyi,yemeidaixishuyongpin,xinlitante,queyoubuyuanyifushu,huadoushuochulaile,cikezouneibushihenganga。

zhounanchuanrangrenjitadailedianxishuyongpin,zhiyushuiyishenmede,tameigainian,dananrendeyebuxuyaozheixie。

yuanzilijialeyikoulaozao,shaoledianreshui,yesejingdekepa,baitianrenlairenwangdeyuanzi,cikezhiyoutamenerren。

门关上隔绝了寒风。

“周南川。”

nanrenxishuwangangtuoxiawaitao,

“suiranwomenshifuqi,danwoxianzaihuaiyunle,nizuihaobieluanlai。”

tawanquanmeiwangneifangmianxiang,tongyanzoudaochuangbianshangtuolewaitao,zhijiecheguotadebeizigaizaishenshang,zhanledabanchuang。

beiwoliquanshinanrendeweidao,kongqizhongyinyinyouyiguhanjiaodeweidao,tajingranhaiyoujiaochou。

taxiangtu,xiezimeilaidejichuan,wuzhexiongkouzaizhounanchuandezhushixiadakaitiemen,“ou……”

fengyongjinlai,lengdecigu,zhounanchuanganjinjiangwaitaogaizaitashenshang,dilezhijinguoqu。

tongyanyibiantuyibianku,zhounanchuanchenzhelianjiangtafudaochuangshang,jitadaoleyibeishui,tajianguozhounanchuanyongzheigebeiziheshui,yaotou,“woyaoxinde。”

“没有新的。”

“ninengbunengbajiaoxiganjing。”

“xiguole,zhubuguanjiugun。”

difangjianku,youbudetaxuan,tongyanyingzhetoupiheleshui,yanjingweiweishirun。

yeli,liangrentangzaixiazhaidetiejiachuangshang。

tongyanshoujiaofaleng,zhounanchuanaizhezhentoumeiguoduojiubianshuizhele。

buzhidaoshuileduojiu,shuideyanpitongyijiumeishuizhe,taqishencongbaolinachuleshouji,kanleyiyanshoujimeidian,youfanghuiqule。

nanrendeqiweihennonglie,liangrensuiranzuoguozuiqinmideshi,keguanxizongtilaishuozhinengyong“bushu”laixingrong。

tayingpengyingzheimejiulemeiyouchengxiao,huoxuruanyidian,dengxiangchujiulegoulejiele,dajiabahuashuokaidangpengyouyiyangchu,zhounanchuanziranerranjiuhuitongyile。

ciritianmeiliangtongyanyouqutule,talaibujiqukaitiemen,tuzailedishang,zhounanchuankanleyiyan,xiangguoqudaijianwaitaojita,renzhumeiqu。

tuwanhouzhaobudaotuoba,nalezhijinpuzaidishangca,yibianshoushiyibianganou,quezaiyetubuchulaile。

tashuilimian,huidaochuangshangyaoyueguozhounanchuan,xiaoxinyiyitaituicongtashenshangkuaguoqu,nanrenzhengkaiyanjingkantayiyan。

“闭眼。”

nanrenshouhuimuguang,zhenjiubishangleyanjing。

guoleyihuier,takaikou,“nibiexiangduowo,butongyilihunwojiuyizhizaizheidaizhe,daidaonitongyiweizhi。”

“nisuiyi,buchaniyikoufanchi。”

xibeiqihoushihezhongshuiguoshengzhang。

zaizhounanchuanzhiqian,cunliyouzhongzhishuiguodenongmin,danzijizhongzhinengliyouxian,shuliangshao。

tagaozhongbiyehouquchenglihunlejinian,houhuilecunliyikouqibaolechengpianshadi,quandouyonglaizhongzhi,budanzhongshuiguo,haizhongyixiedangjishucai,xinjiangyang,yushu,huaishu。

jinqitakaishijiangnongminsirendeyuanziyedoubaoxialai,ganyibidade,mangdejiaobuzhandi。

ruobushitaqinyanjiandao,tabuganxiangxinzhounanchuanjingranyouneimedadeyuanzi,mimimama,shuoguoleilei,kanbudaotouwei。

tongyizhangchuangshang,liangrendesixiangwanquanbuzaiyigepindao。

“zhounanchuan,liaoliaoba……”

“nishuonide,tingzhede。”

“wobugenninaole,gennihaohaoguorizi。”

“什么?”

“wobuzoule,yihouwomenhaohaoguo,danwoyougetiaojian。”

zhounanchuandongdeyishengcongchuangshangqilai,neiyanshenjiugenkandaoguileside,tazhushizheta,shitucongtayanshenlikanchushenmelai。

tongyanlazhebeizizhezhubanzhanglian,mianqiangdao,“wohainianqingxianzaibuxiangyaohaizi,nidaiwobahaizidale,guojiniannixiangyaodeshihouwomenzaiyao?”

nanrenhouzhihoujue,gouchunxiaole,“woxianzaijiuxiangyao。”

“zhounanchuan,renbunengneimezisi,gennijiehunworenle,woxianzaiyeshuoleyaogennihaohaoguo,zhishiwanjinianyaoxiaohaieryi,fuqibushizuoshenmeshidoukeyishangliangma?”

“你在跟我商量?”

“对!”

“我不同意。”

“为什么不同意?”

taqishenlaolejianwaitao,“tianyaoxiayuniangyaojiaren,jiajiwolewozuozhu,woyongbuzhejinishuofa。”

zhounanchuanmeijitahaolianse,guanshangmenchuqule。

tataozhewaitao,yibubumaixiabanti,waimianwuda,chengpianchengpiandeguolin,tagenbenzhaobudaozhounanchuanzaina。

“周南川!”

“周南川……”

shanduo,dazhesangmenhanhaiyouhuiyin,buyuanchuyitiaogoucongwulicuanguolai,tayigejilingwanghoutuileyibu,nanrenjiuzaihoumianqianzhegou,yibianzouguolaiyibianjiangyanrengzaidishangcailejijiao。

“haishenmeshimeishuowan?”

kantapagou,nanrenjianggoushuanzaiyuanyidiandeweizhi,dabuzoudaotamianqian。

“wogangcaidehuadoushirenzhende,shuobuyaohaizimeiyoubiedeyisi,zhishijuedewoxianzaidenianjibushiheyaohaizi,pazijimeibanfafuqineimedadezeren,xiwangnilijiewodexinqing。”

“pingshenme?”binglenglengde,xiangshizaiduita。

tongyanyizheng,huranbuzhidaozenmegentazhengchangxiangchu。

zhiqianbushiganzhang,jiushizaiganzhangdelushang。

shehuishangdaduoshunanrendouhenguanzhaonvren,shuohuayeqingrouxiyude,tayiqianneixienanxingtongxuehepengyouhetaxiangchuyedoukeqi,zhishaobuhuixiangtazheiyanglengyanlengyu,jujudaici。

“zhounanchuan,womennengzhengchanggoutongma?”

tazheihuashuodediqishizu,chuyuyane,zuizhongmuguangbingmeiyouluozaitashenshang。

“woxianzaihaimeishiyingzijideqingkuang,nijiwodianshijianshiyingyixia,dengwoshiyinghaolewomenzaiyaohaiziyebuchi,woxianggennizhengchanggoutongneimenanma?”

nanrendangzhetademiandianlegenyan,“lailaihuihuijiuzheimejiju,nileibulei?”

“wozhishixianghenihaohaogoutong。”

“nidehaohaogoutonghaitingtebie。”yanzhongdaizhejifenjifeng。

jiangchilejimiaozhong,tongyanqidebengbuzhule,“wochengrenwobugaiduinidongshou,danwoxianzaixianggennipingdenggoutongjiejuewenti……”

“pingdenggoutong。”tasishizaizuilipinweileyixia。

“zuotianwozaiqitoushang,yaoshirangninanshoulewogennishuoduibuqi,fuqizhijian……”

“夫妻……”

tongyanrenwukeren,“zhounanchuan!”

tayanlibendaizhejifenxiao,hurandanlexie,jiezheweiweimiyan,youxiaole,“nihaizhidaoshenmejiaopingdeng?”

她正要说点什么。

tacuileyikoujiangyantoucaimie,yazhesangziqinghou,“nikanlaozideyanshenshenmeshihounengbuxiangzaikanyiduiniushi,nizailaigenlaozishuopingdeng!”

tawuzhexiongkoujinghunweiding,taqianzhegouxiaoshizaidawuzhong。