第1章

“badianle,nihaibuhuiqua?”

luxiaoxiaokanzhewozaizijigongzhuchuangli,menjindoudaole,haibuganjinhuijiadeshenyuzhi,tazhenshipadekuaiweile。

shuobuzhuntaxiaoshuyijingzaizhuarendelushangle。

“pashenme,taliandianhuadoumeida…”

沈予枝看了眼手机。

yeshiqiao,gangnaqidianhua,beizhuwei‘laohuangniu’derenjiudadianhualaile。

tahedebashoujidourengle,guzuozhending,“meishi,tabuganbawozenmeyang。”

“taganbawozenmeyanga!”

taneigexiaoshu,duishenyuzhishebudezenmeyang…

ng…yebudui,zhiqianshede,xianzaishebude。

danshiduitakeshihenhenxinde!

luxiaoxiaoganjinlaoqishouji,“kao,nizenmejiwoxiaoshubeizhulaohuangniua,made,haiwoxiaoleyixia,douwangjihaipale。”

shenyuzhiyebuhaisao,“laohuangniu,yitiantiandejiuzhidaomentougan。”

tagenluxiaoxiaoyigebiyigedahuangyatou。

tazuoguodehenbiluxiaoxiaochiguodemihaiduo,luxiaoxiaojiubitashuang,dianguodenanmobitachiguodeyanhaiduo。

jiushimeizhendaoshiqiangdiganguo。

“……”

luxiaoxiaobuxianggentaliaozheigeni,tabashoujisaijinshenyuzhishouli,“ganjin,shuonicuole,nilimahuijia,sagejiao,hanshenglaogonghaiyoudewanhui。”

“我不接!”

shenyuzhigancuiguanjile,baozhebeiziwuzhuzijidenaodai。

“wobuxianghantalaogong!tabushi!tabupei!”

tabuxianghan,juedequru,meicidoushizaichuangshangbitahan。

“wojintianshuoshenmedoubuhuizoude!nihaishibushiwodehaoguimia…”

tazhenshiyouqiyouhen,liandouwuhongle,yichujishengxisuidekusheng,“niconglaidoubuxiangzhewo,meicidoubawowangtaneitui…wohensitale!”

“好!”

douzheiyangleyebushuohentazheigeguimi。

luxiaoxiaoxinyiheng,“jineryouwohuzheni,nishuiba,woquhuiyihuiwoneichirenbutugutoudexiaoshu!”

luxiaoxiaocaizhetuoxiezoule,dayoujinertaxiaoshuyaoshilaizhuashenyuzhizou,jiudecongtashenshangtaguoqudejiashi。

made,tadeguimiyoutalaishouhu。

gangxialou,tingjianmenkouchuanlaideqicheyinqingsheng,hedeluxiaoxiaoxiangshiyipenlengshuipoxialai,gangcaideqiyanquanwu。

talaoqibaobaoconghoumenzoule,kao,cishibupao,gengdaiheshi!

shangyicibangshenyuzhipaole,taxiaoshubatasongqulinshigongsilidangkuli,zaiyouxiayici,kongpazhijiefamaidaoninggutale。

下次去哪?

可能是**吧。

“ei!nizenmezijipaole!!”

hanpeilingyeshipaneixiaoshuzi,kanzheguinvpaoleyexiangliu,damenyijingchuanlaixiangdong,tadunshiduanqiguifudezitai:“ashenglaile?”

“大嫂。”

陆昇招呼了一声。

genzaizijijiaside,taibujiushumenshuludiwangloushangzou。

hanpeiling:ganjinbarendaizouleyehao,zhizhia,woshihubulenile。

shenyuzhiduilushengshiyouqiyoupa,youaiyouhen。

aizhiyoubaifenzhiyiba,qiyudedoushihen。

tagangcaijiutingjianlechesheng,shitalaile,luxiaoxiaoyezouleyouyihuierle,yinggaishidafazouleba。

shenhouchuanlaixiangdong,shenyuzhibeiduizhemenkoudunang:“nibataganzoule?ganzoulenihaishiwodehaoguimi……”

tiqita,shenyuzhijiuhendeyayangyang:“wogennishuo,tajianzhibushiren,wohensitale!wocaibuyaogentahuiqu!”

lianshangdexiaocongzhankaidaoningjie,zhixuyaoyimiao。

mianqiannanrenshenzheheisexifu,toufadalidiyisibugou,jianmeiheimou,yanzhongyunzangzhejifenyapo,ruluochabanlizaineili。

shenyuzhixindourantiqilai,taxiayishibaozhewanouwangchuangjiaotui,“ni……”

yikaikoujiushimeichuxidizhandou,“nizenmelaile?”

lushengyibubuzouguolai,pixieyudimianpengzhuangchudeshengxiangrutongcuimingfu,shenyuzhipajile,“nibieguolai…!”