第1章悲催的奶爸
pilipalayizhenqiaojijianpandeshengyinchuanlai。
zhaohaizhouzhemeitou，nuqichongchongdedaxiayixingzishuodao：“eieieinizheirenzenmezheiyang，qiangwoboss！”
yuanlaitadunlesangeduoxiaoshi，jiuzaidengzheigeyequbossshuaxin，jieguogangchulaijiubeiyigedengjigaoderenjiqiangle。
naxiazheigeboss，jiukeyizhuandaowubaijin，xiangdangyudaxiabiyibaikuaiqian。
neiyangdehua，nuannuandexinshubaojiuyoule。
henkuai，pingmushangchuxiangaojiwanjiadadezimu：“laji。jiunizheidianzhandoulihaixianggenwoqiangguai。bianerdaizhequ！”
zhaohaikongzhijiaosezidonggensuizheiminggaodengjiwanjiaxiangyaotaogeshuofa，yushidazidao：“einizheirenzenmezheiyang？jiangbujianglile！”
zijikeshikaozhedailiandajinhukoude，zheiyishangwudeshijiandouzaidengzheiyigeboss，jieguobeirenqiangle。
能不生气嘛。
gaojijiaosedakaileshalumoshi，zhijieyigeleidianjiangzhaohaidejiaosejipisizaidi，suihoudazishuodao：“jiangli？he......wotianxingjiazushenmeshihouyongdezhegennizheiyangdejiaosejianglile！”
zhaohaidediannaopingmuzhenggehuianxialai。
danchuyigehuichengdeanniu。
zhaohaidamayisheng，yongshouzazaijianpanshang，jieguozhenghaochupengdaotuichujian，zhenggeyouxidouzidongtuichule。
jiuzaizheishi，zijishoushangturanchuxianyikewucaibanlandeshitou。
zhaohaihedetuikaizhuozi，mengdizhanqishenlai，songkaishouzhanghandao：“wodetian！shenmeqingkuang！？”
“pengpengpeng......”
shitouzazaidibanshangfachuzhenzhenxiangsheng。
guolehaoyihuier，zhaohaicaiganwanyaojianqineikuaishitou。
zhaohaikanzheshoulideshoutouyihuodao：“zheibushi......youxiliderenwudaoju，yuhuashi！？zenmehuichuxianzaizheier？”
fangyanwangqu，sizhouqiangbibaichuchude，youxieqiangpidouyaotuoluoxialai。
yishiyitingyiweidechuzuwunei，zhiyouyizhangchuang，yigezaotaiheyizhangfangzhediannaodezhuoziyijimianqiandeyizi，zaiwuqitadongxi。
shoulibianzheikewucaibanlandeyuhuashi，xiandeyuzhouweidejiajugegeburu。
jiuzaizheishi，yimingzhazhemawei，chuanzhexidefabaiyundongyidexiaoguniangyongyaochiningkaimenpaojinlai，fachuqingcuideshengyinhandao：“ba！baba！wohuilaila！kanwojinidaishenmehaodongxile！”
zhijiantazhazhehushanhushandedayanjingjuzheyizhijianpanshuodao：“baba，nikan，wuxianjianpan！niyizhixiangyaodewuxianjianpanei！”
zhaohaikanzheguaiqiaodongshidenver，bujinxintouyisuan：“guainver，nicongnanongdejianpan？”
suiranjialiqiong，dantayebuxiwangnverzuoyixiebuhaodeshiqing。
nuannuannachuyizhangernianjixiezidasaiguanjundejiangzhuangshuodao：“shiwocanjiaxuexiaoxiezibisaihuodedejianglie！”
zhaohaicalecashirundeyanjiao，shuangshoujiangjiangzhuangnaguolaizixikanlekan。
心里边感慨万千。
buzhidaozijishangbeizishijileshenmefu，nengpengshangzheimeguaiqiaodongshidehaizi。
zhikexi，zijishizaitaibuzhengqi，hunhuneeguolesanshiduonian，yishiwucheng，zhengtianzhihuidayouxizhengxielinghuaqian。
ruoshiqitarenzhidaozijizheigeqingkuang，gujizaojiupaole。
zheibu，nuannuandemuqinjiushigelizi。
juedegenzhezijishoukule，linzoushiliangezhaohudoubuda。
jutitaweishenmehuilikaitamenyeliangtayebuqingchu。
danshinuannuanshenweizijidenver，bujinmeiyouxianqiziji，haimeitianbutingdejizijijiayoudaqi，xiangxintamenliangrenyidingkeyiguodeyuelaiyuehao。
zheirangzijigandaohenxinwei。
nuannuanjiandaozhaohaidemoyang，xinlibianyeyouxieweiqu，yanjingbiziyijingchouzaileyiqi，shuodao：“baba，nizenmele，nizenmekule，shinuannuanzuodebuhaoma。nibieshengqia，nuannuangaihaibuxingma。”
生怕赵海责怪她。
tazhidaozhaohaiyizhipinmingdewanyouxibingbushibuwuzhengye，ershiweilejizijizhengshenghuofei，yanghuoziji。
danshitadeneitaojianpanlaoshichuwenti，daozhizaiyouxilijingchangshoudaosunshi。
yibaiduokuaiqiandejianpan，queyizhibushedemai。
suoyizheicixiezibisaihuojiangshi，laoshiwenzijixiangyaoshenmejiangpin，haobuyouyudejiushuolejianpan。
zhaohaijiandaonverzheimedongshi，juedingjintianzhongwubuzaichipaomian，dasuanqinshoujinverxiagemiantiaochi。gaishanyixiashenghuo，yushishuodao：“shahaizi，babazenmehuiguainini！guai，jintianzhongwu，babajinizhumianchi！”
nuannuanfangxiacongyoueryuanyizhibeidaoxianzaideshubaoshuodao：“baba！dengdeng！”ranhoulaidaozhaohaishenhou，rangtazuozaidengzishang，kaishijitaanjian。
zheimeduonianlai，zicongnuannuanzhidaozhaohaimeitianzuowandailianhou，jianbangyaobudouhuisuanteng，jiuyizhijianchijita**。
zainuannuande**xia，zhaohaixinzhongshengqilewuxiandexiwang。
juedezijiyidingyaojinuannuanchuangzaoyigehaodeshenghuohuanjingcaixing。
jiusuanmeiletamuqin，zijiyenengjiangnuannuanjidaida！
zhaohaijiangshouliwucaibanlandeyuhuashinazaimianqianduinuannuanshuodao：“haolenuannuan，bababutengle。duile，woyejinigeliwu。”
zhijiannuannuankandaoshitouhouxiandeyichangxingfen，zaijiali，tayijinghaojiumeiyoujianguozheimexianyandedongxile。
nuannuannadaoshitouhouxingfendepengzhezaishoulihandao：“baba！zheishishenme！zheishishenmea？kuaigenwojiangjiang！”
zhaohaisalegehuangshuodao：“zheishi......yuhuashi，babazailouxiajiande。xihuanma？”
duiyugangcaiweihetuichuyouxihouhuishoudaozheimegedongxi，zijiyebuqingchu。
nuannuanyixiazipuleguolai，baozhuzhaohaidegebohuanglehuangshuodao：“ng！xihuan！babaduiwozhenhao！woainibaba！”
zhaohaixiaozhe，chongaidemolemonuannuandetouding：“xingle，babakuaiqujinizuofan，xiawunihaiyaoshangkeni。”
“嗯！”
nuannuangaoxingdexiaoqilai，xiangshiduohanbaodaifangdetaiyanghua，shineimedetianzhenlanmankeai。
zhaohailaidaozaotaiqian，badianciludakai，yonglvguojieledianshuijiwenshang。
ranhoucongdishangdedaizili，nachuliangkejidankezaipangbiandewanli，“shuashuashua！”yongkuaizijiaosan。
“吱吱吱”
dengzheshuikaiyihou，jiubapangbianfangzhedelongxumianzhualeyibafangjinguoli，yongkuaizijiaolejiao。
dengshuizaicizhukaiyihou，youbajiaohaodejidanjidaojinguonei，chenglejidanhua，yongkuaizijiaobanjunyun。
jiuzaizheishi，nuannuannazhedishangdeyixiaobanqingcaixilexi，ranhouyongshoujisisuidijizhaohai：“baba，fangdianqingcaiba~”
zhaohaidixiatoumanyanxiaoyidekanzhenuannuan，yongshouzaitatoudingmolemo，jieguoqingcaifangjinguoli。
guoleyihuier，wenjianyizhenxiangweichuanlai，zhaohaixiaozhehandao：“qu，nawanchifanle！”
nuannuanhuangzheshenzicongzaotaixiabiannachulianggewanlaihandao：“wanlaige~”