wochixiaolexia，「wonengbaozhongguozuidingjiandeyinlexueyuan，woweishenmeyaoweileniliuzaishengnei？」
tashuohuadeyusubiandehenkuai，「womenbushishuohaolema？chufenzhihoujiuzaiyiqi，nibuliuzaishengnei，nandaohaiyaoyidilianma？」
「nihushuobadaoshenmeni？」
tagengzhejile，「woneitiangennishuodehua，niwanglema？」
woyaoleyaotou，「womeiwang，danshinikankannideyangzi，nalipeideshangwo？」
「wonengshangquanguodingjiandedaxue，jiechuderendoushiquanguodingjianderencai，jiashangwozheimecongming，younuli，weilaiyidinghuizaiyinlefangmianhenyouzaoyi。」
wobatacongtoudaojiaosaoshileyibian，「erni，yigeputongerbendedaxuesheng，nengjiechudaodeyouxiuderenbidingliaoliaowuji，jiashangnimeiyouyidianshangjinxin，deguoqieguo，shangdaxueyidingshibuguakejiushiwanxing。」
woshenshizheta，「zheiyangdeni，pingshenmeduiwotiyaoqiu？」
yuehanyunzuochuyifutongkudebiaoqing，「neiniweishenmehaiyaojieshouwoduinidehao？jiusuanbuzaiyiqi，zheiduanshijianwodefuchu，niyeyinggaiganxiewoba？」
wohewanlezuihouyikouguozhi。
「nihuaqianhuaxinsiduiwohao，huanwohenixiangchudeshijian，zheibushizhuiqiubierendejichucaozuoma？」
「kuangqie，gaozhongzheisannian，jiangqingyuzenmeduiwode，buyongwoshuoba。」
「zheiqizhongyouyouduoshaocishiyinweinidetaidudaozhimaodundejihua，yebuyongwoduoshuoba？」
yuehanyundebiaoqingcongtongkubiandeyansu，congyansuyoubiandeaohui。
zuihou，tadenaodaichedidalalexiaqu。
「zheiduanshijiannidefuchugenwoshoudaodeshanghaixiangbi，jianzhibuzhideyiti。」
「zhiqiandenipeibushangwodexihuan，xianzaideniyebupeiwogennishuoyijuganxie。」
「woxiwangzheishiwomendezuihouyicijianmian。」
baowandaxuezhihou，woshouyaohuixuexiaozuoyanjiang。
sanshitianqian，woyiyouxiuqiyejiayunxideshenfen，huimuxiaojigaokaodexueshengzuoxinlishudao。
neishidewogaosutamen，mengxiangbuzhongyao，yaoxuanzejiuyeqianjinghaodezhuanye，weizijidejinhoudaxiajichu。
liushitianhou，woyiyouxiubiyeshengxiyunzhudeshenfen，jixuedixuemeimenfenxiangwodexinlulicheng。
xianzaidewogaosutamen，weilaidejiuyeqingkuangqianbianwanhua，yaoxuanzezijiganxingqudezhuanye，cainengrangzijizuodaojianchi，nengzaireaidelingyushengeng。
zhiqiandewomeiyouxuanzequan。
xianzai，wodeweilaijinjindizhuazaiwozijishouzhong。
yinlexueyuandeluqutongzhishusongdaowoshoulideshihou，woxijierqi。
zhishizheifenxiyuemeichixuduojiu，wangshangguanyuwodefumianxiaoxijielianerzhi。
tiezishangshuo，woshigepindediliedelaonv。
yibianxiangshouzhebierenduiwodefuchu，yibianpuatapeibushangwo。
buguangruci，haishuowoyikaodechengjiyoushuifen，zhibudingjikaoshidelaoshisaileduoshaoqian。
suizheheyuehanyunzuihouyicihuimianshipindeliuchuyijichengjidepuguang，wobeituidaolefengkoulangjianshang。
qishiqianzhebingmeiyouxianqiduodadeshuihua，houyijianshiqingdexingzhijiudabuxiangtongle。
zheiyingxiangdeshiyinlexueyuandeshengyu，yijidazhongzuiguanzhudejiaoyudegongpingxing。
zheijianshiqingshisheizuode，woxiangbingbunancai。
wobushiyigeyuanyizizhengderen。
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