zisucongemengzhongjingxing，lenghanjintouhoubei。menglitabeiningshisuizhuajianzaichuang。taweiqudiqiurao：“ningjiaoshou，wocuole。”
“ningjiaoshou？zheijiushiniduizhangfudechenghu？”ningshisuiyouruelang，jiangtayazaishenxia，tiaoqitadexiaba。
tatingjianzijidaizhekuqianghan：“lao...laogong......”
nanrenwenredechunpandileshanglai，“jiaodezhenhaoting，jixuchanhui。”
“laogong，laogong......”
zisuninanzhe，chuanbuguoqilai，mengranzhengkaiyan，caifaxianzijichadianbeijigebaozhenmensi，zuijiaohaiguazhekoushui。
xinghaotazuowansuolemen，yaoshibeiningshisuikandao，haiyiweitayiyintani。
tashuangshouchengzailiangce，banzhiqishenti，mosuozhechuangtoujudeshouji，qidebinaolinghaizaolebanxiaoshi。
buguojintianningshisuizaijia，buzhidaotachumenlemeiyou，ruguotanengganzaitaqichuangqianchumen，neijiuzuihaobuguole。
zheiyangxiangzhe，zisuxunsubazijishoushileyidun，gangyaodakaimen，wozhumenbadeshouyidun。
zhijiekaimendefengxiantaidale，yaoshizheimenshangyougemaoyangaiyouduohaoa。
taerduotiezaimenbanshang，waimianananjingjing，meiyoutingdaofengchuicaodong。
社恐小苏出动！
zisuxiaoxinyiyidakaileyidaomenfeng，tantoutannaoguanchaqianfangzhanchang。
haoqiaobuqiao，duimendenanrenzoulechulai，chaotawenrunyixiao：“zaoa。”
SOS!
tashianzhuanglerentiganyingqime！shengwuzhongtongbulvgaoda99%！
zisusuochengmenhouanchun，shengyindouruolejifen，“zao......”
ningshisuichuanzheqianhuiyamachenshan，ziguzidiwangfantingzou，“zaocanyijingzuohaole，yiqichiba。”
mianduimianyongcanhaiyaozhaohuati，guangshixiangxiangjiutoupifama。
zisuzhuajinbaobao，jimanggenshangta：“buyongbuyong，wohaiyaoganditie。”
nanrenhaowuyuzhaoditingbuzhuanshen，tayigeliangqiang，zhengzhanglianmaijinwenrexiongtang。
老天啊！
她怎么能平地摔！
这算新型碰瓷吗？
ningshisuideshouzhangkouzhutashouzhou，tadeshoubeiguanghuaderangrenshebudesongkai，“buji，daihuierwosongni。”
zisuditoubikainingshisuidemuguang，xiaoshengshuodao：“nixuexiaohewomengongsishifanfangxiang，wohaishidaditieba。”
“wojintianyaoqubowuguan，zhenghaoshunlu。”
ningshisuibujitazaicijujuedejihui，lazhetadaofanting，lakaiyizi，jiangtalaolaoenzaizuoyishang，“erqiewozuolezheimeduo，buchijiulangfeile。qinjianjieyueshiwomenjiadejiaxun，yaoshibeibamazhidaowolangfei，wogaiaimale。nihuibangwode，duibudui？”
ningshisuizuozaitadeduimian，yueshuoyuekelian。
daodegaodishanghanfenghuxiao，yidunzaocanjingranhaicheshanglejiaxun！
xianzaijujuejiushijiazuzuiren。
我吃！
我吃还不行么！
zisufangqizhengzha，kanzhezheimanzhuofengshengdezaocan，zheishishuangrenfen？
doukeyiqingquancunrenchixile。
tachileyikoujiandan，weidaohaibucuo。huranxiangqizuowandeshiqing，tamimihuhushuiguoqule，neiyifuqibushi......
“zuowandeyifu......”tagangakaikou。
ningshisuimianseruchang，yaoleyikouzhoumantiaosilidihexia，“douliangzaiyangtaile。”
tajihuyaobalianmaijincanpan：“mafannile。”
“訾苏。”
ningshisuifangxiashaozi，shuangshoujiaodiezaitaimian，tadiyiciyongzheimezhengshideyuqijiaotademingzi，tingdezisuhaiyiweizijifanleshenmecuo。
tazhijiefanbaidizuanjincanjin，ningshisuimianwubiaoqingdeyangzihaishiyoudianrangrenhaipade，dagaizheishisuoweijiaoshouyushengjulaideweisheliba，wuguanyanzhi，yewuguannianji。
jibianbiyeduonian，jiaoshikongjuzhengrengzaifazuo。
“ningjiaoshou，zenmele？”
“womenyijingjiehunle，buxuyaozheimekeqi，fuqiyouhuxiangbangfuyiwu。”
“jushouzhilaoyeyaoyanxie。”
“neimejinwan”，nanrenhaosidechengban，zuijiaomanzhexiaoyi，shuodebuqingbuzhong，“lundaonilvxingyiwu，zenmeyang？”