jiangyunshengyibianfumozhehuaizhongxiaogoudemaofa，yibianmanbujingxindeshuodao：“muqinshenweimingmenguixiu，yanxingjuzhiyizhishishijiaguinvxuexidedianfan。”
“meixiangdaoyehuiyongzheizhongburuliudeshouduan，laitaoluxiaobei，zhenshirangrenyixiangbudaoni。”
cikeguizaiyuanzilide，doushierfangdexiaobeihepucong，tamensuoyourendemuguang，douluozaixulaofurenshenshang。
fangfoyouxiebuganxiangxin，tamenyizhijingzhongdelaofuren，zhendehuishuashouduanpianren。
shushidaomuguang，rutongyigegexiangliangdeerguang，henhendeshuaizaixulaofurenlianshang。
taxiongkoujuliedeqifuzhe，shentigengshiyaoyaoyuzhui，yankanjiuyaodaoxiaqu。
yucitongshi，ganggangbeixiaogouyaoshangdexujingyi，mengdechaojiangyunshengpuleguolai。
“jiangyunsheng，nijuranganfanggouyaowo，woshaleni！”
jiangyunshengguzuojingkongdelianlianhoutui，“er**，youhuahaohaoshuo。”
“nixianzaizhidaopale，kanwobudasini！”
shuozhe，xujingyiyibazhangchaojiangyunshenglianshangdaqu。
jiangyunshengwanghouyiduo，「buxiaoxin」shuaidaozaidishang。
liuyunzheicailanzhuxujingyi：“er**，zheilishifurendeqinxueyuan，qirongnizaizheilifangsi！”
liuzhujiaojidehandao：“liuyunjiejie，buhaole，furenzhuangdaonaodai，yunleguoqu。”
xulaofurenyuanyuandejiukanjianjiangyunshengtangzaidishang，etoushangmanshixianxue。
完了！
彻底把人得罪了。
zheihuixiangrangjiangyunshengzhaofuerfangderen，juewukenengle。
xulaofurenliansecangbai，lianshangkanbudaoyisixuese，shentiruanmianmiandedaolexiaqu。
这次真晕了。
“laofurenyundaole，kuaiquqingdafu！”
yuanziliyizhenbinghuangmaluan。
ludafuhuojihuoliaodepaolejinlai，“da**，tingshuoninshoushang……”
jiangyunshengxieyizaiguifeitashang，etoushangguangjieruyu，genbenjiumeiyoushangkou。
“ludafu，nishangcijiwodexuebaohaitinghaoyongde，duozhunbeiyidian，yihouyongdeshang。”
ludafupailepaixiongkou：“da**，ninyihouzhuangbing，nengbunengtiqianzhihuiyisheng？”
suiranmeiyoushoushang，jiangyunshenghaishirangludafunabaisedebubobatadenaodaibaoleqilai，bimianchuanbang。
songzouludafuzhihou，jiangyunshengwendao：“liuyun，houfuxianzaiqingkuangzenmeyang？”
“laofurenxinglaizhihou，qingjiafadaleer**sanshibian……jushuoer**houbeidoudachuxuele，canjiaoshengchuanbianlezhenggehoufu。”
“haiyou，shenyiniangzitaoyaobao，zizhuleerfangneibian，shouhuoleyibohaogan。”
jiangyunshengwanqichunjiao，“shenruohandaoshihuilaishi，buruwomenbangtayiba。”
“rujinhoufuzhangmianshangdeyinzidoushiwode，liuyun，niqubazheixieqiandounahuilai。”
“haiyou，congmingtiankaishi，chulezanmenzijideyuanzi，houfuqitadekaixiao，yilvbuguan。”
“shi，furen，nubimashangquban。”
lingyibian，xuyanqihuifuzhihou，kandaofulijifeigoutiao，qideliansefaqing。
shenruohanwenroudelouzhetadeyao：“yangege，nibieshengqi，wobazijiquanbudejixudoujileerfangneibian，goutamenhuayiduanshijianle。”
“furenyezhenshide，tamenjiangjiayijingfukediguole，tahaineimexiaoqi。”
wenxiangruanyuzaihuai，xuyanqixinlidenuqixiaosanlejifen：“haishihanhantitie。”
“neidangranla，hanhansuoyoudeyiqiedoukeyijiyangege，buxiangyouderen……”
yijuhua，chenggongderangxuyanqiduijiangyunshengyanedaolejidian。
shenruohanshenshangdandandexinxiangzuanrubixi，xuyanqiyanshenzhujianbiandezhire。
tayibajianghuailidenvzidahengbaoqi，wangchuangtazouqu。
hongluozhangliyingmenglong，xiubeipingqianhuayini。
……
yiri，xuyanqichuandaiwanbi，denglehaoyihuier，yebujianxiarensongzaoshanguolai。
yankanzaochaodeshijianjiuyaodaole，tanushengzhiwen：“renni？doumangshenmequle？nimenshixiangesibenhouma？”
houfuguanjiaxufuruoruodeshuodao：“houye，furenbazhangshangdeyinzidounazoule。xianzaifuliyijingmeiyouyinzigoumaishicaile。”
xuyanqiqidechadiantuxue，fuliyijinggouluandele，jiangyunshengzenmeyoulaireshi？
shenruohanshishishuodao：“yangege，nianxinqushangchaoba，fuliyouwoni。”
“nideqianbushidoujiershutamenlema？qiaofunanweiwumizhichui，niyoushenmebanfa？”
shenruohanwenroudexiaolexiao：“wohaiyouyixiemingguideshoushi，naqumaile，yinggainengdingyiduanshijian。”
xuyanqigandongjile，tashenshoubaozhushenruohan：“ruohan，cishengnenggouyudaoni，shiwozuidaderongxing。”
xuyanqijichangluludeshangchaoqule。
shenruohanzhaodaolianxin：“fulixianzaidezhuangkuangniyekandaole，furenbuguanshi，nishouliyouduoshaoyinzi，xiannachulaiyingyingji。”
“wozhiyoubudaoyibailiang。”
lianxinhaobuyouyudebayinzinalechulai，taburujiangyunsheng，youyinzibangshen。
yeburushenruohan，youhouyedechongai。
ruoshinengweihoufujinyifenli，houyehuoxuhuinianzhetadehao。
jiuzheiyang，shenruohanhelianxinbazijisuoyoudeyinzidounachulaile，caicougoulehoufuyitiandeshicaisuoxuyaodeyinzi。
“lianxin，furentixieni，benjiushixiangjieniheliumamadeshou，laidayawo。xianzainiyekandaole，furengenbenjiubuzaihuhoufudesihuo。”
shenruohanyuqiqinghuan，“lianxin，niheliumama，haiyaozhanzaifurenneibian，bangzhetayiqiduifuwoma？”
lianxinjiaobuweidun，shenruohanshuodemeicuo，furenruguozaihuhoufudesihuo，fulijiubuhuibianchengxianzaizheiyang。
keshi，furentaitaweifenneitian，tajiuqinkouchengnuoguo，yongyuanbuhuibeipanfuren。
yishijian，lianxinqingxuyouxiefuza。
shenruohanbenyiweicougouleshicaideqian，jiunengxiaotingyitian。
meixiangdao，houfumenkoujumanleren。
“woshichengxinmizhuangdezhangju，mafanhoufubashanggeyuedezhangjiele。”
“woshibuzhuangdelaoban，womenshanggeyuedezhangyemeiyoujie。”
“haiyouwomenshoushipu……”
kanzhezheixierendiguolaidezhangdan，shenruohanyizhentouda。
houfuyigeyuedekaixiao，jingranrucizhida！
lianxinyouxinchongchong：“shenyiniang，zenmeban？furenhunmibuxing，womenyijingmeiyouqianle。”
“hainengzenmeban？zhinengxianwenzhutamenle。”
shenruohanduineixiezhangjushuodao：“geweilaoban，rujintianqiyanre。dajiabufangquhuatinghebeicha？”
“dajiaqingfangxin，houfujizhongxinyu，qiandajiadeyinzi，yiwendoubuhuishaode。”
mipuzhangju：“nishiheren？houfurenni？tayiqiancongweituoqianguowomendezhangkuan。”
“furenjinrishentibushi，buguohoufudeshiwuzanshiyouwolaizhangguan。dajiaqingxiangxin，qiannimendeqian，yidinghuifenwenbushaodejinimen。”
“houfurenxianglaiyanchubixing，womenzanqiexiangxinniyihui。”
jiuzheiyang，qianlaitaozhaiderengensuishenruohanjinlehuating。