第2章
有人病了?
zhouzhoushenseyilin,likebabaofurengxia,linghuodichuanguorenqun,zoudaozuizhongxinweizhi。
zhijianyouweilaonainaitangzaineili,shouwuzhexinkou,yiliantongku,mianseqingbai,huxijicu,yifushishikekeyaohunjueguoqudeyangzi。
yigehaiziguolai,liguanjiagenbenjiumeizhuyidao,qiuzhudikanzhezhouweidexiangke,zhikexibingmeiyourenshiyisheng,tayanlibuyouranshangjuewang。
laofurenyaoshichushidehua,laoyehejiweishaoyefeidebatajihuoguale。
zhouzhoukankanlaonainai,youkankanta,zhalezhayanjing,youxiebujie,bujiuzhishigexinjima,zenmejiubatahechengzheigeyangzile。
山下的人胆子真小。
xiangzhe,tayaoleyaotou,niezhetadexiaba,sailekehongsedeyaowanjita,zaiyichuxueweiqingqingyian,bianjiantahoulongdonglexia,yanlexiaqu。
liguanjianiutoujiukandaozheiyimu,gengshisanhunmeileqipo,huzheliandao:“sheijiadehaizi,jiwomenlaofurenchileshenme,ganjinzoukai!”
shuozhe,tashenshoujiuyaolaituita,zhouzhouquelinghuodibikailetadeshou。
liguanjiazhengyaoshuohua,jiutingrenqunzhongjinghuyisheng“renxingle”,taganmangkanqu,zhijianqinlaofurendeyanjinghuanhuanzhengkai,huxiyebigangcaishunchanglexuduo,tadunshiyixi,“laofuren,ninxingle!”
qinlaofurenjiantadangzhushixian,meihaoqidibatatuikai,naihetacaigangxing,liqiyebuda,mimihuhudizhikandaotadexiaoenrenyaojianguazhegeshenmedongxiyihuangyihuangde。
好丑的癞蛤蟆。
zenmehuiyourensuishendaizhegelaihamani。
xiaohamayihuangyihuangde,tayanqiangengyun,meiduojiujiuyouyunleguoqu。
“laofuren!”guanjiajinghuyisheng,haozaizheishihoujiuhucheyijingdaole,kuaisubatataileshangqu,jiuhuchewuwudilikai,zhouweikanrenaoderenqunyezhujiansanqu,luchugenaodaiguangliuliudexiaogunianglai。
quedinglaonainaimeishenmeshile,zhouzhoujiuzhehuiqubabaofujianleqilai,conglimianquchuyigeluopanlai,haiyouyizhitamingtongshibochuanguodechouwazi。
臭气熏天。
zhouzhououleyisheng,niezhebizinayuanlexie,dengluopanjizhutadeqixi,likerengkai,xianqidicalecashou,lianyongleliangzhangqingjiefucaihaoshoulexie。
mingtongshiboshizaishitaichoutaichoule!
zoulesigeduoxiaoshi,zhouzhoucaizouzaiyichutinglexialai,taditoukanlekanshoushangluopanzhishidefangxiang,youkanlekanxieqianfangyigechuanzhedaopaoderen,taliuzhezhanghuzi,shuzhegedaoshitou,kanshangquyouxiexianfengdaogudeganjue,pangbianbaizheyigemuban,shangmianxiezhe“zhanbukanxiang,liangyuanyici”。
zhouzhoubizidongledong,wendaoshuxideweidao,yanlishanguojianding。
meicuo,zheiweidao,yidingshishimingtongshibo!
都是臭臭的!
zhouzhoukuaibuzouguoqu,jiantazaimang,yemeidaduanta,dunzaiyipangjingjingdengzhetamenshuowanhua。
“xiaoguniang,niheninanpengyoudebazijipeia,tajiushinidezhengyuan,haohaobawozhu,jianglaiyidingfuqienai,ersunmantanga。”mingtongkanzhemianqiankerendeshouxiangshuodao,budongshengsedidaliangzhetadedebiaoqing,suihouhuayinyizhuan,“zhibuguo......”
tayilianyihandiyaoleyaotou。
nvshengyiji,likewendao:“zhibuguoshenme?dashininjinguanshuo!”
mingtongmolemohuzi,manyouyoudao:“zhibuguo,suishizhengyuan,queyouyijie,tangruowufashunliduguodehua,yeshiyouyuanwufena,kexi,kexilezheiduanhaoyinyuan。”
tingdaozheihua,nvshenggengjile,tamashangyaohenanpengyoudinghunle,suoyicailaisuansuande,quemeixiangdaohuidedaozheigedaan。
“dashi,neiyoushenmebanfama?qingninbangbangwoba,wojiqian!”
mingtongyaotou,“chujiarenbuweiqiancai,bale,niwoyouyuan,wojiubangniyibaba。”shuozhe,tacongxiuzilitaochuyizhangfulai,“zheishiyinyuanfu,kehuajienidejieshu,suishenpeidaijike。”
wenyan,yipangdezhouzhoumeimaozhoulezhou,yihuodikanletayiyan,youkanxiangnvsheng,jiantayaotaoqian,likedao:“zheifujiushiputongdefueryi,meishenmeyongde。”
tingdaotadehua,liangrenqiqikanleguolai。
kandaogexiaoluobutou,mingtonglikebuyuedao:“nalilaidexiaowawa,xiuyaodaoluan,huailezheiweishizhudeyinyuannifudelezema?”
zhouzhouyaotou,shuo:“zheiweijiejieshangenpingmanqisehao,youhongluanxingdong,fenmingjiushiyinyuanmeimandemianxiang,naliyoushenmejie。”
mingtongyanjingyideng,“tashuangerchaoqian,fenmingjiushiyuanjiademianxiang,yuanjiazenmekenenghuimeiyoujie。”
beitazheimefanbo,zhouzhouyebuji,bujibuxudao:“jiejiequeshishihuiyuanjia,danbingbudaibiaozhezheijiuyinyuanbuhao,zhishixuyaoshenghuoshangshiyingyixiaeryi,dansuanbushangjie。”
shuozhe,takanxiangnvsheng,wendao:“jiejie,nide......”
dunlexia,xiangqimingtonggangcaishuodeci,nanpengyou,yinggaijiushizhunzhangfudeyisiba,tajixudao:“nidenanpengyoushinanfangrenba,nimenjijiangjianbicifumu,shibushi?”
“duiduidui。”nvshenglianliandiantou。
mingtongyilianbuxie,zheibujiushigangcaishuoguodema,zhiyaotoutingjijujiuzhidaole,suanbushangshenme。
meiyoulihuita,zhouzhoushuo:“jiejiedanxinheninanpengyoufumuxiangchubulai,danzheigebuyongduoxiang,niweilaidegonggongpopodouhenheshan,yehenxihuanni,wu,kenengnimenzhijianweiyidegehe,jiushiyuyan。”
nvshengyanjinggengliang,“meicuo!”
tananpengyoulaojiadefangyantaqueshitingbudong,zheigetakemeishuoguo。
kanzhezhouzhou,tayelailejifenxingzhi,“xiaopengyou,nihainengkanchushenme?”
zhouzhouguanchazhetademianxiang,renzhendao:“jiejiedemianxianghenhao,busuandafudagui,danyeyishengshunsui,buguokannitiancangxiaao,jinlaikenengyoupocaizhixiang,zhaohezuohuobanhaishiyaojinshenyidian,youqishigangfalehengcaideqinyou。”
tingdaozheihua,nvshengyeyixiaziyansuqilai,yaoshizhiqiandouzhishikaiwanxiaodehua,neitaxianzaishuodezheijianshi,shidedequequeshuozhongle。
zheiliangtiantadeyigegangnadaochaiqiankuandepengyouxianglatayiqikaidian,tayouxieyouyu,xianzaitazheimeyishuo,likedaxiaoleniantou。
“hao,tingxiaodashide,duoxie。”nvshengrenzhendaolexie,suiranjuedetanianjitaixiao,dantasuandequeshizhun,bianrenbuzhuwendao,“xiaodashi,neinizheiliyoushenmefuma?yinyuanfufacaifupinganfushenmededoukeyi。”